Warning: there is no sexual content in this portion of the story.
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(excerpt from Chapter 1)
Taking a deep breath, Wednesday Addams summoned all of her resolve, then reached up and gave the noose-shaped bell rope a good, firm tug. The resounding 'GONG' which followed shook the mansion's cracked plaster walls and rattled the ancient windows. A fraction of a second passed before the butler appeared at her side.
"You rang." Lurch spoke in his eerily deep, resonant voice. Not quite a question, as always, it sounded more like a statement of fact.
Chapter 2
"Yes, Lurch," Wednesday said. She had to crane her neck to look up at his long, angular face. After nearly twenty years of living in the same house with this man, nearly twenty years of seeing him each and every day, Wednesday still never failed to be astound at just how very tall he actually was. Wednesday herself, just five feet - three inches tall, had to tilt her head merely to look up at his slightly crooked bowtie. With her dark eyes straight ahead Wednesday's gaze fell some-where between the third and fourth button from the top of Lurch's crisp white shirt. And she was currently wearing three inch heals
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Still, Lurch didn't seem nearly as tall to her now as he had when she was a little girl growing up in this house. To a child, Lurch was, indeed, a giant. And still he towered over her. But then, at nearly seven feet tall, the Addams' butler towered over everyone.
"Our house has been such a madhouse the past few days, I've hardly seen you at all," she continued. "And, since we seem to have the house to ourselves for the moment, I was hoping that you and I might have a chance to talk."
"Yes, Miss Addams,"
he replied. The butler's features remained completely devoid of expression. Standing ramrod straight, his broad shoulders squared, his head up, Lurch's slightly indirect gaze seemed to be to be looking about a foot over Wednesday's head and fall at two separate points somewhere on the wall behind her. Of course, Wednesday knew this man well enough to realize that he was really not looking at anything in particular, but merely gazing off into space as he awaited her request.
"Lurch, I have something very important to talk to you about, something I need to tell you." Wednesday took a step closer, her voice dropped until it was barely above a whisper.
"Yes, Miss Addams."
"Maybe we could begin with you being a little less formal, Lurch. Please, call me Wednesday. You used to call me Wednesday, remember?"
"Yes, Miss Addams."
"Never mind. We can work on that later." Standing this close and looking up at Lurch's face was straining Wednesday's neck. "Perhaps it would be best if we sat down," she suggested.
The butler emitted a deep rumbling groan as he permitted the young woman to take him by the hand and lead him from the foyer, down the three steps, (stepping carefully so as not to tread on Bruno who, though long since dead, his hide turned into a rug, took offense at such ill-treatment) and down into the mansion's spacious living room. Lurch found Wednesday's delicate hand unexpectedly cool and, in spite of himself, his pulse quickened at this physical contact. When she was a child Lurch had held her small hand many times. Her touch had not thrilled him then but Wednesday was no longer a child, and there could be no denying how her touch affected him now.
As Lurch followed behind her, he could not help but admire the way the stray rays of sunlight which filtered though the closed curtains played over her hair. Long and straight, her hair looked incredibly soft. He wondered briefly that her hair which had not long ago cascaded about her lovely face in soft brown waves now appeared jet black. Not unlike her mother's hair. Long and black and very, very shiny. And almost perfectly straight. Gone were the little girl's braids. Gone the little button down dress with white collar and cuffs. The gown she now wore skimmed over her slender, but very feminine body. The little girl who had grown up within these walls was but a memory now. By some form of witchcraft Lurch could only wonder at his little Wednesday had grown into a young woman, a beautiful young woman, before his very eyes.
"Please, sit here with me, Lurch." Wednesday said as she took a seat on the richly upholstered antique courting chair. She took the seat which faced the main living room indicating for Lurch to sit opposite, in the seat which faced back toward the foyer.
Though uneasy by the implied intimacy afforded by this particular piece of furniture, its two deeply padded seats, each facing in the opposite direction from the other, Lurch sat, as bidden. Being far too tall to sit comfortably on a delicate piece of furniture which had been built for individuals of average size, Lurch felt more than a little ungainly, his knees sticking up at awkward angles. Nervous, and unsure what to do with his hands, he folded them on his lap in an effort to keep himself from fidgeting. Lurch turned slightly to his left to gaze down at Miss Wednesday's somber visage as he waited for her to speak.
"Lurch, there is something I have been wanting to speak to you about for some time," she began. "I had to work up my courage and then wait until the right moment. What I have to say is very important to me. Important, I hope, to both of us, and I had to be certain you and I would be alone so we would not be interrupted." As she spoke she reached over the chair's center partition and lifted his right hand into both of hers. Lurch did not resist her unexpected action. Once again unnerved by the physical contact, Lurch's pulse quickened. He gazed down at their joined hands. His breath caught in his throat. Her touch, he noted, felt strangely cool. Her small hands were incredibly soft. Lurch looked back down at their joined hands. How small and delicate her hands appeared, especially in comparison to his own. No longer the hands of a child, her long nails, painted with glossy black enamel, resembled talons. Elegant. Feline. Lethal. Feminine.
"I don't know how much time we will have before the others return," Wednesday said. She looked up at him, noticing that he seemed more than a little uncomfortable. "Oh dear," she said, "this is a bit awkward, isn't it?" She took a deep breath and then began again. "I guess it would be best to come right out and tell you what is on my mind. You see, Lurch, I do not wish to marry Adalberto. I don't love him. My heart belongs to someone else."
With a bewildered look on his face, Lurch gazed up into her eyes.
"It's you, my dearest Lurch."
"Me?"