"Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas," Linzi smirked. Her two-tone hair was placed high atop her head with a rubber band, her bangs matted to her forehead. She grinned. "Thank goodness for that, right?"
Blowing bubbles playfully across the giant porcelain Jacuzzi tub, Jenna giggled. "Yes, I'm glad that no one will ever find out about last night."
"Unless we tell them," Linzi nodded and blew bubbles right back at her best friend.
Jenna smiled. "Linz, who would we tell? Everyone we've ever met was there last night!"
"Not my mother!" the blonde and black haired girl winked. "And not your brother!"
"As if I would invite my brother to my Bachelorette Party?"
"Billy invited his sister, she just couldn't make it," Linzi observed.
Jenna lowered her naked body further down into the steaming hot bubbles. "Well, Billy is fucking whacked then."
"Thank you," Linzi grinned. "That's my future husband you're talking about!"
"And he's bonkers," Jenna winked.
"As if Paul is normal," Linzi laughed, lowering her exposed breasts down into the warm water. "Did you see him grinding on that stripper?"
Jenna giggled softly at the memory, continuing to blow foam around the bathtub. "Yes! Did you see how red his cheeks got? He was blushing like a fool when she put his hands on the pole and made him, well...."
Linzi shook her head. "I'm trying to forget that, thank you."
"Speaking of things I'd like to forget, how on earth did that blonde stripper manage to get Billy completely naked?"
"He was drunk," Linzi laughed. "He was totally fucking shit-faced, in fact."
Jenna nodded. "I figured. Seems like every time Matt and the Avenged Crew show up, Billy's sobriety is doomed."
Linzi nodded. "For sure."
The door opened a crack and the two girls glanced upward to watch the man enter and shut the door softly behind him. He smirked fiendishly as he took a seat on the side of the large tub, beside his fiancée. "You girls are taking a bath together?" his deep voice practically sang with joy.
"Yes, Paul," Linzi smirked. "Want to join us?"
"Don't tease him!" Jenna laughed. "He can't handle it. You saw him last night during the lap dance. He practically sprayed the inside of his shorts!"
"GROSS!" Linzi shrieked jokingly.
Paul blushed and ran a hand up into his dark hair. He'd recently dyed it back to his natural chestnut brown shade, on Jenna's demand. She had sworn at him, telling him she would not have multi-colored "ice cream hair" in her wedding photographs. He had relented. What Jenna wanted, Jenna got. "Yeah, umm, sorry about that," he blushed.
Jenna reached a bubble covered arm out of the bathtub and pinched her fiance's cheek. "I love you, baby. You're so cute."
"Speaking of cute babies," Linzi coughed. "Where's mine?"
"Playing piano," Paul motioned his head in the direction of the shut door. "Very poorly, might I add."
"Can you believe we have a piano in our hotel room?" Jenna beamed. "I feel like a princess."
"Only the best for my princess," Paul grinned, rubbing slow circles on Jenna's upper back. "That's why we booked this suite, afterall."
"I love Las Vegas," Linzi sighed, dipping lower into the water. She inched upward slightly when she felt her toes collide with her friend's, and she mouthed a silent apology.
"I love The Hard Rock," Jenna sighed dreamily. "Thank you, Hard Rock, for giving us this beautiful suite."
Paul snorted. "My credit card bill is the proof that they didn't give us shit!"
Linzi shrugged. "That's true. And I still say we should have stayed somewhere less...."
"Fancy?" Paul questioned.
"Expensive," Linzi finished her thought. "You know? We're not the twins. We don't need all of this glitz and-"
Jenna erupted into laughter at this.
"What?" Linzi laughed. "What'd I say?"
"You dissed the twins," Paul winked. "That was a low blow."
Linzi shrugged and reached for her glass of wine. She took a slow sip of the red liquid before continuing. "Well, come on, Paul. We're the ones getting married, and Benji and Joel rented a suite the same size as this so that they could stay TWO nights. Now seriously. Was that necessary?"
Jenna continued to laugh. "Come on, Linz. I'm sure that it was absolutely mandatory that they have a personal chef in the suite to cook all of their meals."
"Exactly!" Linzi spat, nearly choking on her wine. "Seriously! That's just insane. And I'm sorry, but I cannot stand that girl that Joel is dating."
Jenna nodded. "But would you rather it be the Teen Queen?"
Paul sighed. "You girls are such hens!"
"Paul, come on," Jenna frowned. "Baby, be serious. Joel is out of his mind when it comes to women! One minute he's dating someone half his age, and the next minute-"
"She is not half his age!" Paul interrupted.
" . . . And the next he's dating some Parisian stripper who has a fetish for Prada heels and torn blue jeans. I mean, seriously," Jenna frowned. "He doesn't know what he wants. All he knows is that he likes women. Period, end of story."
"Why are we even talking about Joel?" Linzi pondered aloud. "This is OUR Bachelor-Bachelorette weekend. We should be enjoying ourselves and not thinking about our strange friends and their equally bizarre quirks."
"Here, here," Jenna raised her wine glass and reached across the bathtub to toast her best friend. "And the most important question is, why are we naked and the men clothed?"
Linzi nodded. "That's an excellent question, Jen!"
Paul shook his head and stood up. He stretched, allowing his white t-shirt to ride up on his stomach and expose a small trail of hair. Jenna grinned. "Baby, why don't you join us?"
Paul considered this, before grinning, "Because then William will de-ball me!" The girls erupted into laughter as Paul approached the door and turned to offer one last thought. "And speaking of William, he has an idea for how we can entertain ourselves tonight."
"I want to go to Forty Deuce!" Jenna yelled, excitedly.
"I want to rent a movie," Linzi laughed. "God, I'm so lame."
Paul smirked. "I want to follow Billy's plan."
With that, he shut the door and Jenna turned to her best friend curiously. "Well, this must be good!"
* * *
"You can touch me wherever you like," she grinned. Her legs were long and tanned. The plastic platforms she wore added the illusion of severe elongation. Jenna stared up at the female and grinned wistfully. "He's not allowed to touch," the other woman added, pointing to Paul. "Got it?"
Paul nodded hungrily.
"Why can't he touch?" Jenna questioned, a gentle wisp of naivete snaking into her voice.
The other woman smirked. "Because he's not my type."
Jenna's mouth formed a small 'o' as the other woman began to gyrate in her lap. Within seconds, the stripper had placed Jenna's hands onto her hips and was rubbing her ass softly over the other woman's crotch. For his part, Paul sat back, hands on Jenna's hips and growled happily. He'd never been a part of something like this before. Two girls sitting in his lap at once. One dancing for the other.
"I like this double lap dance thing," he mused as Trinity, the stripper, tossed her halter top across the hotel room.
With a set of large, obviously implanted breasts in her face, Jenna blushed. "Me too!" She licked hungrily at the other woman's breasts, only to receive a welcoming response.
Trinity grinned. "Do you like this?" She placed Jenna's hands onto her breasts and purred. "Or do you prefer this?" She placed her hands onto Jenna's own ample breasts.
Jenna squealed with delight. "Wait, I have an idea."
"What's that, baby?" Paul questioned, his voice husky with want.
"I want to strip for you!" Jenna jumped up and down and cheered, pointing toward the hired dancer. "Trinity, why don't you sit in Paul's lap and I'll strip for you?"
Trinity shrugged. "Alright."
Jenna positioned Trinity in her fiance's lap, watching Paul's face as he beamed with obvious lust and appreciation. This was Jenna's back-handed way of getting permission for him to touch the stripper. He liked it. He loved his woman. How many women love women? He was probably the luckiest man in the world right now.
Trinity smirked. "Do I get to touch you?"
Jenna nodded. "Wherever you want."
"Do I get to touch you too?" came a familiar male voice. Positioned in the doorway to the bedroom stood Billy, an abundantly amused expression crossing his lips. "Or do I just have to watch?"
"You can play too," Jenna smirked her approval. "But only if Linzi approves. And considering I've known her forever, I'd say your chances are pretty doubtful."
Trinity licked her lips. "This one is tasty. So fucking tasty."
"Oh, but I'm not your type?" Paul whined.
"Paulie!" Jenna cautioned him, reaching over the other woman to playfully slap her husband-to-be. "Shut up and be a good bitch!"
"Tell him who's boss," Trinity chided, still eyeing the guitarist in the doorway hungrily.
Billy shook his head as he observed the scene. "Paul, you gonna let them talk to you like that?"
Paul continued to grasp Trinity's hips, and tried to move her tiny body in circles over his crotch. He growled. "What the fuck ever, dude. Just as long as they stay naked, who the fuck cares?"
"See!" Jenna beamed, tossing her blouse so it landed on Billy's shoulder. "My bitch has nothing to say for himself!"
Trinity began to fondle Jenna's exposed breasts. She leaned forward and ran her tongue up a pale pink nipple, just as Jenna had done to her. She grinned. "Oh, he's communicating alright, just not with words."