That 70's Show : Hot Day In Point Place
(a story of complete fiction about fictional characters)
It was a hot ,sunny August day in Point Place, Minnesota; a rarity even for August in this usually frozen neck of the country. There were normally two seasons in Minnesota: July and Winter. Midge Pinciotti had turned off the heat to their backyard hot-tub and was now using it as a miniature pool. She and her teenage daughter Donna, had decided to spend the afternoon just hanging out together and talking like two high school friends...it had been a long while since they had just spent a day bonding; talking girl-talk. Midge had made a large pitcher of strawberry daiquiris, extra heavy on the rum; and even though Donna was barely eighteen, Midge allowed her to have just one as long as they were together.
Midge had become pregnant with Donna when she was just a teenager herself, and being just in her mid thirties; she had a body to kill for. She was every man's wet-dream. Her long flowing , naturally wavy brunette hair cascaded around her shoulders and perfectly framed her flawless face. Her 36 C breasts were perfectly round and totally firm, jutting out from her chest, and jiggling when she moved. She was extremely proud of them, and usually went braless to showcase "the twins." There was not an ounce of fat on her stomach or her shapely legs. She really had a perfect body. She had done some modeling before Donna was born, and to this day kept her pubic area completely shaved, because she had read that "all the European models do it."
As she sat on the built-in bench in the hot-tub, sipping on her cool drink, she came to a decision," Donna, I think I'll take my top off...I hate those tan lines."
"Sounds good, Mom. You have such a great body, it's almost a shame to keep it covered anyway," her daughter answered.
As Midge unhooked her bikini top and slung it over the side of the tub, Donna rolled over onto her stomach on the chaise lounge and untied the top of her bright green bikini. She let the straps fall to her sides and realized it made her feel very naughty to have her top undone. She was a teenage boy's dream come true. Her endlessly long slender legs actually made her taller than her mother, and her long, lustrous, fiery red hair perfectly complemented her bright emerald eyes. Her breasts were what all the boys noticed first: they were huge, 38 D; but they were pendulous instead of perky. They actually swayed instead of jiggled when she walked. They definitely commanded attention from men of all ages. She probably could have had her pick of almost any boy in school; but she had been in love with her childhood sweetheart, and neighbor, Eric Foreman, since they were in grade school. She normally would have been hanging out in the Foreman's basement with her friends, but Eric had gotten a Summer job at PriceMart; where he worked with his father, Red.
The Foreman basement had become a second home for Donna and her friends: Stephen Hyde, the resident wise-ass, and instigator; Michael Kelso, the vain-glorious teenage lothario; Fez, the foreign-exchange student whose last name or country of origin, no one seemed to know; Eric, of course; and Jackie Burkhardt, the self-centered little rich girl, who thought the earth revolved around her. The six of them were almost inseparable; and had shared much of their childhood. One of their favorite activities in the basement was to gather around a table made from a discarded electrical wire spool, and smoke marijuana. They discussed many of the world's problems gathered around this table, but never remembered the conversations the next day. Kelso and Jackie had been dating (having sex), for several months, and Donna and Eric had dated "officially" for over a year. They were both still virgins, assuming that one day, when the time was right, they would lose their cherries to each other. Eric had seen and fondled Donna's impressive breasts many times, but second-base was as far as he had gotten. Donna had stuck her hand down inside Eric's pants on a couple of occasions, and rubbed his erection; but had never actually seen it.
As the morning progressed, Donna and her mother discussed many different subjects; all the while sipping their daiquiris and becoming gradually more inebriated. Donna was supposed to be limited to one glass, but every time Midge would become distracted, Donna would refill her glass. Now, Donna, and all the gang would often sneak cans of beer from Red's refrigerator; but she could not tolerate hard liquor. On her first real date with Eric, he had taken her to a fancy restaurant where she consumed a few "Long Island ice teas." Neither had known that the drink contained vodka,tequila,rum, and gin...they thought that Long Island must just be famous for its iced tea. She had proceeded to make an embarrassing scene in the restaurant, and had spent the remainder of the night with her head in a toilet with Eric holding her hair. Midge was also feeling quite tipsy, and didn't even notice when Donna words became slightly slurred. Midge was droning on about how Bob's (her "Brillo"-headed husband, and Donna's father) appliance shop was not doing very well since PriceMart came to town, and Donna was thinking that it was about time she got out of the sun because, with her fair skin, she burned quite easily.
Just then they heard a car door slam, followed by Kitty Foreman's (Eric's mother) shrill voice coming closer, " oh Midge...are you over there?" She burst through the hedges separating their adjoining properties, "I thought I heard water splashing over here." She immediately saw Midge standing topless in the hot-tub, and emitted that trademark high-pitched chuckle of hers, " oh, heh,heh...isn't that nice...taking advantage of the sun. Oh, hi Donna." She was still dressed in her nurse's uniform, and seemed uncomfortable with Midge's exposed breasts.
The Pinciottis both welcomed her, and Midge inquired, " what brings you over this afternoon, Kitty?"
Trying not to stare, Kitty replied, "well, I just got home from the hospital, and remembered I forgot to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home. It helps me unwind, and I was wondering if you had an extra bottle."
Midge apologized, "gee, I'm sorry Kitty but I don't have any wine, but why don't you join us and have a daiquiri...it's just us girls. I was just going inside to make a fresh pitcher." And without waiting for a reply, she climbed out of the hot-tub and made her way to the kitchen; not even bothering to replace her bikini top.
Kitty sat in a nearby lounge chair, kicked off her shoes, and made small talk with Donna; warning her about the dangers of sun overexposure; waiting for Midge to return. When she did, staggering slightly, she poured Kitty a large glass of rum-heavy refreshment, and returned to the hot-tub. Kitty, taking a long swig, remarked,"that sure hits the spot. I can't believe how hot it is today. That hot-tub isn't on, is it?"
"Oh, no," Midge assured her,"it's nice and cool. Why don't you get down to your underwear and join me...there's lots of room. All the guys are at work, so no one will bother us."
"Yeah, Mrs. Foreman," slurred Donna,"just us girls."
Kitty, already feeling the effect of the rum, looked nervously around, and began to strip off her uniform. She carefully lay her uniform and slip over the back of the lounger, and , making sure to bring her drink, slipped awkwardly into the tub. Donna smiled as she saw the conservative plain white underwear Kitty wore with her uniform. She seemed to have a decent body for a middle-aged housewife. She was a little on the chubby side, but her breasts seemed more than ample.
After a few more drinks, and at Midge's urging, Kitty decided to lose her bra. " Might as well join the crowd, heh,heh...don't want to be a party-pooper; " she rationalized. She nervously added, "by the way Midge, my goodness your breasts are perky." She liberated her own breasts and threw the bra over to the chair with her uniform. Her breasts were indeed generous; probably 36 D, and sagging slightly down her chest.
As the time progressed, and the sips became more frequent, the talk became more intimate and raunchy. Midge and Kitty even began comparing the various lovemaking techniques of Bob and Red. Donna would have been embarrassed if she hadn't been so drunk; and the lewd discussion was even having the effect of arousing her.
Suddenly they heard voices growing closer, and Hyde yelling, "Donna, are you over there? Have you seen Mrs. Foreman?" Donna, realizing her top was still untied, glued herself to the lounger, as Hyde, Kelso and Fez came crashing through the bushes. As Hyde saw a topless Midge and Kitty in the tub, he nervously exclaimed, "oh shit, Mrs. Foreman; I'm so sorry...I didn't know...."
Kitty, not the slightest bit embarrassed in her intoxicated state, replied, " oh Stephen, no need to be embarrassed about the human body; but watch the language. What did you boys want?"
While Kelso and Fez just stood, open-mouthed, their eyes darting between Midge, Kitty and Donna; Hyde stammered, " we..ah...we know Eric is working, but we wondered if we could raid your refrigerator."
"Now Hyde, you know you are always welcome to food; our house is your house," she reassured him.
After their raunchy talk about lovemaking and all things sexual, Midge was feeling more than a little horny, and suggested, "why don't you boys join us for a drink."
Kelso couldn't contain himself any longer, and blurted out, " wow, you are gorgeous, Mrs. Pinciotti."
She blushed slightly, "why thank you Michael. I've always thought you were a handsome young man...would you like to join us in the tub?"
"Would I ever," he yelled, and was stripped down to his zebra striped bikini briefs in record time. They tented in front of him as he couldn't take his eyes off Midge's firm tits. He jumped into the hot-tub, splashing both Midge and Kitty.
Hyde, finally noticing Donna's untied top walked over to her chair and sat beside her prone body. "Well, what have we here," he teased. "I think you are beginning to burn. Would you like me to rub something on your back...or front?"
"Hyde, you ass hole," Donna replied, "but you're right...would you mind spreading some of that lotion on my back...the back only!"