My name is Mike Ripa. I am Kelly Ripa's 18 year old son. She had me when she was 18 (she's 36 now), so we've always been pretty close since we are close to the same age. Now, I've always loved my Mom, but at times I get so frustrated with the way she acts and dresses, like she's still a teenager. I mean, what kid would want his mom to dress like a slut all the time? But it was more than just the way she dressed, she really was a slut. She cheated on my dad all the time. I didn't care that much, he was a jerk, but again, what kid would want his mom sleeping with all these guys the same age as him?
I am about 5'11" with blonde hair and green eyes. I play basketball, so I'm in pretty decent shape. I've never had any problems getting the ladies, that's for sure.
Let me tell you what happened just last week. I just graduated a couple of weeks ago with plans to go to USC, so I was taking the summer off. My dad was away on a business trip, so it was just Mom and me. She didn't have any work to do, so we spent a lot of time together. I was sitting on the couch in our front room with some friends, watching TV, when Kelly Ripa, my mother walked in. She was wearing a short white t-shirt that showed off a lot of her tight tummy as well as the obvious black bra she wore under it, and a pair of short, tight black workout shorts. That's it. That's all. To top it all off, her long blonde hair was pulled back into pig tails. Pig tails for crying out loud! Needless to say, my two buddies were speechless for staring, and Mom was totally getting off on it.
"Whatcha boys watching?" she asked in a little girl voice as she squeezed herself in between me and one of my friends. My friends couldn't even answer.
"Nothing," I answered quickly, adding, "The guys were just about to leave." They protested me silently with their glares but grudginly got up and walked out the door.
"Bye boys," Mom said, playing with one of her pig tails. I had had enough.
"AAaarrgh!" I exclaimed after they had closed the door behind them. "I've had it, Mom!"
"What's wrong, sweetie?" she asked innocently.