I have a feeling that you might have a problem with the story that I am about to tell you.
And tell you the truth, I really do not blame you for thinking that because I still am having a hard time believing it myself.
I guess that I better start at the beginning and hope not to be put into a nuthouse for telling this story to you.
It was on the evening of November the Sixth that I had paid my bill at the local Ponderosa Steakhouse and started walking home because I was getting sick and tired of that whole election crap and it was getting on my nerves.
But that was before something happened that suddenly made me wish that I should've stayed there for one more round.
As soon as I had reached this one intersection, I looked up into the night sky and saw a large ship that was shaped like a disc lowering itself towards me.
Of course, my first instinct was to turn around and get my ass out of there.
But that was before the bottom of the giant saucer opened and allowed a beam of light to fall upon me.
And it had done that, I was stuck there.
I mean, I was unable to move any part of my own body.
That was before the beam of light had lifted me off the ground and towards the alien spacecraft.
And it was so bright inside that thing that I had no choice but to close my eyes.