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Katy does the Office
Part 1 -- Getting Schruted
Note: This is part 1 of 3 planned - all feedback is welcome.
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Katy knew the Office was a unique and weird place from the moment that the boss -- Michael -- introduced himself by shouting "Cock in the henhouse!", and then his assistant seemed to echo it by shouting "Cocks in the henhouse!" She knew the effect she had on men, and had quite often used her charms or even had flirted with the bosses to get a spot in their respective workplaces and then with all the male workers to get them to buy her cheaply made and very overpriced handbags.
But she had decided that in this workplace, she really didn't have to flirt -- Michael seemed already obsessed with her, offering her coffee and then a ride home which she reluctantly accepted. She didn't plant to give in to more of his awkward flirts, she just wanted a ride home. The boss' weird assistant also seemed very much into her, as he had already very awkwardly asked her out on a date after first buying a purse, seemingly for himself, from her. And of course, the guy sitting in the back, Toby, was clearly interested and she liked chatting with him until Michael had so rudely interrupted them. The only person who didn't seem obsessed was the cute tall guy with shaggy hair who seemed more interested in the receptionist than her.
Either way, it was all just business to her; she had gotten her money's worth selling a few purses already.
"Katy, I have to talk to you." suddenly came a familiar voice from the doorway. She looked up and saw the assistant -- Dwight -- standing in the door with the purse he bought from her hanging from his shoulder.
"I already told you, no!" she said, echoing her earlier conversation with him where he had asked her out "Please leave me alone, I have purses to sell!" she looked away from him and down at her purses.
"That's why I need to talk to you, about the purse you sold me." Dwight said, with renewed confidence, and stepped into the conference room, taking the purse off his shoulder and showing it to her. She looked up at him, slightly worried.
"See, I looked up this purse, there's a little brand marking on the inside." he opened the purse to show her. Her expression got more worried "What I found out is that it's made in China and there's this Russian site that sells them for..."
"Wait, can you close the door please?" she smiled worriedly at him, knowing where this was going. Dwight stopped mid-sentence with his index finger up, then smirked under his nose, and quickly closed the office door.
"Maybe we should close these blinds too." he said as he pulled the cord on the conference room blinds. Katy awkwardly smiled at him, but didn't react.
"So, as I was saying," he started again "this purse costs about one tenth the price if I buy it online." he put down the purse on the table and moved towards her "And I want to know what you're going to do about it." he crossed his arms. Katie looked worried but still pulled a smile.
"Dwight, I'm just a saleswoman, I buy these from the central supplier, and have to sell them at whatever price they give me, plus my commission."
"So, this is your own supply then?" Dwight smiled. He knew a bit about sales, even if it wasn't nearly as much as he thought he did "And I guess it would be very bad if you got some returns -- since you already paid for these." He stepped a bit closer to her, and brushed his hand over the purses on the table.
"Look, do you want to return yours?" Katy feigned a smile "I'll give you your money back, no questions, and I'll take back the purse from you, since you seem unhappy!" she turned around and leaned over, giving Dwight a view of her toned ass as her skirt pulled over it.
She grabbed her own small purse, which was obviously a better quality than the purses she was selling, and took out the cash he had given her, and stretched out her arm holding the cash out to him.
"Fine!" he snatched the cash from her, and put it in his back pocket. Katy smiled, relieved he was so quick to accept the refund without problem. As Dwight turned and headed to the door, Katy leaned over to the conference room chair to put back her purse. Dwight was about to leave the room when glanced back and saw the outline of her big breasts through her purple top as she was reaching for her purse.
Thoughts of Schrute babies sucking on those breasts quickly flashed through his head again and he stopped before the door. Instead of opening it, he quickly turned the key fob built into the handle, locking the door from the inside. Katie heard the click and looked at him with surprise.
"Although," said Dwight as he slowly walked towards her "seeing as how you admitted to me that you're basically selling garbage purses at stupidly high prices." His eyes fixated on the little cleavages she was showing "I would be obligated to tell my coworkers about it," he continued stepping closer to her, as she slowly inched backwards "and they would then have to return all the items they bought from you!" he stopped just a few inches from her, and his eyes finally got off her breasts and looked at her face. He had a devious smile on his face.
"Dwight..." Katy started but trailed off, as Dwight's eyes looked down at her cleavage again. She let out a quick sigh. It's not like men hadn't been pushy around to get more than just purses from her before, she had even done a couple of things, but only with the really hot guys. Dwight was not what she would call attractive.
"Yes?" Dwight smiled with an evil grin
"How much money do you want?" she tried to change the direction this conversation was going.
"Oh you mean, you're want to pay me to...?" he trailed off
"I'll give you, let's say, 500 bucks." she said quickly. Even with that she would make a decent profit from the day.
"For what?" Dwight acted innocent
"To keep quiet!" she said. Dwight said nothing. "Don't tell the others about the cheap purses I'm selling and I'll give you 500 dollars." she added.
"AHA!" Dwight suddenly shouted and startled her "Gotcha!" he pulled out a tape recorder from his shirt pocket, and clicked it to stop and then replay the conversation he had just recorded.
"I'm going to expose this scam to everyone!" he turned around, and strutted towards the door.
"Wait, Dwight!" Katy panicked. "I'll let you touch my breasts!" she quickly said, and almost immediately regretted saying it, but Dwight stopped before he reached the door. Clearly it worked.
"I saw how you were looking at them," she said desperately "I'll let you touch them for 30 seconds. Through my blouse. And you don't tell anyone!" she added.
Dwight turned around with an evil grin on his face, but quickly turned to more professional smile.
"I accept your terms." he said and took a few steps towards her.
"Wait," Katy said "you want to do it here? Now?" she crossed her arms, protecting her ample breasts, and turned slightly to the side to try and hide them from him.
"Yes, here, right now!" he said "Or I go out there and tell everyone right now!" he stepped towards her again. Katy looked a bit angry, but knew she had already dug herself in a hole.
"Fine." she said, uncrossing her arms from her chest "But remember, 30 seconds, through the blouse" she stuck out her chest slightly and turned to look away from Dwight. She was expecting his hands to immediately grab her tits, but they didn't. She felt Dwight get close to her chest, and turned her head back forward, only to see his face barely an inch from her chest, looking down at her cleavage, ogling her boobs.
"These are indeed amazing!" Dwight said. She felt his breath on her skin and got small goosebumps on her back. It had been a few months since the last guy she slept with, she had just been busy -- and clearly her body reacted to the more intimate contact, which angered her a bit.
"I said 30 seconds!" she said sternly.
"You said 30 seconds of touching," Dwight looked up her "I haven't touched them yet, I'm still looking." his eyes went back down to her cleavage. She pouted for a second.
Dwight's fingers reached out and carefully pulled her blouse out, as he looked further down her boobs. She was wearing a laced white bra that didn't cover her entire breasts, and he got a good look.
"What are you doing! No!" she almost shouted at him, and slapped his hand away "You can't look at my breasts like that!"
"You didn't say I couldn't look?" Dwight said firmly. She was going to object, but she just wanted to get this over with.
"Fine, but get to it, or the deal is off!" she pushed, bluffing slightly. Dwight smiled.
"Get on with what?" he asked slyly. She realized he wanted her to say it, and sighed.