The following story is fiction, written purely for entertainment purposes and not based on any actual event.
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"Jilnar Jardaly's Kinky Sex Games"
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Hey guys!
The name's Johnny. Looks like some lucky bastards have scored big time with that gorgeous Arabian news anchor Jilnar Jardaly. I'll bet my left nut nobody's experience come anywhere near as awesome, and as nasty, as the one I had with that exotic celebrity slut...
After I finished college, I decided to spend my gap year traveling the Middle East, just to see what it's really like (and because I've always had a thing for hot Arabian chicks). I ended up getting an evening shift job at a gas station in Dubai. The money was pretty shit, and the job was dull but that all changed one dirty night, after which it became my own personal sexual paradise!
The station wasn't far from the building where Television Dubai is, and I often had celebrities come in to get gas, and other stuff, but I'll never forget the night that "she" walked it...
The door opened, and in walked Jilnar Jardaly. Jesus fucking Christ! You have never seen a woman so hot! I just stared at her, my jaw practically dropping to the floor. I caught a whiff of her sweet perfume, as she walked past, and flashed me that awesome, famous, cock-hardening smile of hers. All I could think about was what I wouldn't give to fuck the absolute shit out of her! I'd even settle for a fucking handjob, for fuck's sake! I never had much sex back home in the States. Whenever I asked girls out, they usually just laughed in my face and ran and told their bitchy girlfriends, so they could all point at me and laugh. Jilnar didn't seem like the sort of girl that could be that mean... but she was a sexy TV star, so way out of my league. As if she'd even give me the time of day...
But then, it hit me! An idea! It was crazy, and probably would never work but... Fuck it! This could be my one and only chance to nail a hot famous chick.
Like you, I've read all those filthy stories on the internet, written by dirty bastards who say they've fucked her and, like you, thought they were all bullshit. But, then I thought, what if it's all true? What if she really does love having hot, nasty sex with complete strangers? What if she really is into all that rough, kinky role-play shit? I was leaving the country soon anyway, so thought, what the fuck have I got to lose? I may as well give it a try, and see if the sexy bitch wants to play along...
I grabbed a Snickers and a Twix from my counter, walked around, pretending to be checking the shelves, and waited for the perfect opportunity. My patience eventually paid off. She opened the fridge door to get some milk, and I noticed her purse was open. I slipped the candy bars into it, returned to the till, and crossed my trembling fingers.
Not long after, she came to the till to pay for her gas and milk. When she reached into her purse to get her credit card, I felt a panic start to rise within me. I'm fucked! I'm so fucked! I knew all those stories were bullshit! What the hell was I thinking? She'll find the candy bars and bust me for sure and...
But, unbelievably, she didn't! She just paid for the milk and gas, thanked me, flashed that sexy, seductive smile, wished me a pleasant evening and made for the door.
Phase One completed!
She made for the door, started to leave and, as I planned, off went the security alarm.
Phase Two completed..
She looked surprised and confused. I asked her to stay, while I checked her purse. She reluctantly handed it over, and I apologized, telling her it would probably just be a mistake but we have had a lot of shop-lifters lately, so we needed to be more vigilant. Then I pulled out the two candy bars...
"Do you have a receipt for these candy bars, ma'am?" I asked, playing my part in our little play.
"No!" she said, sounding shocked and confused, playing her part with aplomb. "I have no idea how they got there!"
"No offense, ma'am, but I'm afraid we hear that excuse all the time." I said, trying my hardest to sound official. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to wait at the counter while I call the police."
"The police?" she said, pretending to sound quite worried, "But they're only candy bars and I swear I know nothing about it! I don't even eat candy!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am," I said, "But I've got to do my job. You understand."
I picked up the phone and pretended to start pressing buttons.
"Wait!" she said. "Please! Don't you know who I am? If anyone finds out about this, it'll ruin my public credibility and my career! There must be some way we can sort this out without having to call anyone."
"Hmmmmmm..." I said, stroking my beard. "I dunno..."
"Please, please, please!" she pleased, sounding ever more desperate. "There must be something I can do! Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Anything?" I asked.
"Yes... I guess," she replied, innocently.
"Well, maybe we could... Nah, there's no way you'd do that," I said. "I'll just call the cops. I'm sure everything'll work out fine."
"Wait!" she begged, trying hard to conceal a knowing smile. "Please, tell me! Do you want money, a job? What?"
It was now or never...
"Well..." I said smiling, "What I really would like is to... you know... what every guy wants..."
"Tell me?" she said, stepping forward and staring desperately into my eyes.
"To fuck you!" I said.
"What?!!" she gasped loudly, shocked by my audacity and bluntness. "No way, you little creep! Do you know who I am?"