This is a super spectacular sleazy freakfest fuck parody... It's fucking hot... But, it ain't real.
This is a new sleazy, freaky, fuck parody series about me starting a new pay channel, James' SEX TV... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
My girlfriend, Kim Kardashian and I were sitting around our Malibu home, smoking some weed and relaxing, before heading out. I looked at my babe and smiled. She's so fucking beautiful. That long dark, shiny hair. Those luscious, full lips. That perfect, curvy body in that skin tight, creme colored wraparound dress. Those four inch creme colored high heels. She is a walking, talking, great fucking dream come true.
We were heading out to my new pay TV channel, James' SEX TV. Hey, sex sells, so why not make a channel about it? All the famous chicks I pimp are gonna help out and host shows. Kim has her own talk show, Kim's World. My channel is gonna be celebrities galore and sleazy, freaky sex galore. A perfect combo for a TV channel... Or any other situation. We headed over to Hollywood and went into the studio building I bought. Kim invested in it too, so she's president. I'm CEO. Kim went to her office, while I went over to the, Wendy Does Gossip, set. My old friend Wendy Williams was doing a gossip show on my channel, so I decided to check out her progress.
I ran into Spence Ulchin, another old friend from New York. I had hired him as my assistant. His duties at the channel were to keep things running smoothly... However he could. He was a busy guy, but a good worker. "Hey Spence, go check on Kim and see if she needs anything."
"Yes sir. I'll go right over there."
He headed over to Kim's office, while I saw my girl Wendy in the hair and makeup room. "Hey there gorgeous."
"JAMES. How u doin?" She got me with her catchphrase. "You're looking handsome, like always babe."
"You're looking fucking gorgeous, as always. Damn, titties all out and stuff. Lookin' fucking fantastic and shit." We laughed. Wendy shook those awesome, huge fake tits for me.
"The girls missed you." I walked over behind her and reached around groping those huge tits. Wendy moaned and stuck her huge chest out for me. I slowly unbuttoned her short, lavender dress top. Her huge tits encased in her lacey purple bra, I squeezed and shook them roughly. Wendy moaned and purred. She put her hands over mine. The makeup artist took the hint and left, closing the door behind her. Fuck, I love Wendy's tits. They are so fucking big. She's lost some weight recently, but her tits didn't get any smaller. They look even bigger now. I pulled them out of her bra cups and squeezed them softly... then roughly, alternating, eliciting such sexy moans from Wendy.
"You missed the girls too huh?" Wendy asked, rubbing my hands and forearms, as I played with her enormous black breasts.
"Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah." I leaned down and slowly licked her neck, up and down, slowly.
Meanwhile... Spence walked up to Kim's office door and started to knock, when he heard moaning. The door was cracked, so he peeked in and saw Kim using her Hitachi magic wand on herself. Her dress was open and she was playing with her left tit, as she used the magic wand on her pussy. Spence didn't know what to do. He was turned on, but also scared, knowing Kim was my woman. He accidentally hit the door with his foot and startled Kim. She quickly closed her dress. Spence acted like nothing happened and knocked on the door. "Yes?" Kim asked, closing and tying her dress.
"Um, sorry ma'am. James just wanted me to check on you and see if you needed anything."
"Oh, hey Spence. Come in...So...how, much did you see?" Kim knew Spence was a nice guy and a friend of mine. She also knew he wouldn't try anything, so it was accidental. Spence walked in her office and looked nervous.
"Um... Noth... Nothing." He stammered. Kim laughed.
"It's ok Spence. I know it was an accident. I'm not mad at you. Did you like what you saw? Kim winked, teasing him.
"Um... Yeah... I mean..."
"Well I'm glad. I would've been upset if you said no." Kim smiled. She enjoyed teasing Spence. I need you to help me with something. I'm gonna interview Erin Andrews. Will you stay and help with the interview?"
"Ummm... Sure. How can I help with it?"
"You'll see." Kim winked at him again. She's such a sexy tease.
Meanwhile, back in the hair and makeup room...