IT'S A FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES HOMEY
This series is loosely based on the Friday movies... It focuses on black women/white men sex... It's fucked up and filthy... Light 'em up and kick back... It's time to get faded and XXX rated homies...
"Can I please get in my friggin' bathroom... thank you very friggin' much!" My Dad (Dr Evil)
"In a minute... calm down. My baby has a cramp and I'm stretching it out for him." My Mama (Anna Maria Hosford) is riding my big white cock in her phat black booty. DAMN, it feels good.
"Yeah baby... fuck mama's ass. Give me that big ol' white dick baby. YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Mama is bouncing hard on my cock, her thick booty swallowing up my thick cock. We're passing the blunt back and forth as Mama rides my cock, sliding back and forth in my lap, slamming up and down on my crotch.
"Damn baby, you got that good dick. Wish I could marry you... instead of your father. (Mama rolls her eyes) His little dick can't compete with yours." Mama says, puffin', then passin', the blunt to me. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" She cums for the third time, squirting all over the floor, just as I blow my wad up her phat booty.
I fill mama's ass full. We kiss... and I play with her big black titties. I suck her tongue, kissing her deeply, squeezing those big black melons, her milk oozing out all over my fingers.
"COULD I PLEASE GET IN MY FRIGGIN BATHROOM... PLEASE!" Dad's in a hurry.
"I'M COMIN'... (Mama looks at me) I already did... three times... thank you baby." Mama kisses me, her right hand in my chin. She gets up and bends over, sucking my cock clean. My mama can fuck and suck with the best. She kisses my lips gently... puts her towel back on... then opens the bathroom door. "There... calm down. James had a big cramp... a very big one." Mama winks at me, smiles and blows me a kiss. I get up and walk past dad, naked.
"Sorry about the wait dad. Mama stretched out my cramp real good." I smiled at her and headed back to my room.
"Be careful with those cramps son... drink more fluids and eat a ba-nana." Dad's weird pronunciations.
Back in my room, my sister Dana (Regina King) is in her knees, sucking and jerking me off. She looks up at me and bobs her sexy head on my throbbing man eat, quicker and quicker. She tickles my balls, pushing me to the brink... My idiot best friend Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) pops his big head through my open window. Dana sees him and pulls her mouth off of my cock.
"Blast off, before you get blasted on, fool..." Fuzzy says... Dana jerks me off, so I blast his face with my seed. I cover it as Dana laughs. She sucks me clean as Fuzzy is shocked by my cum facial.
"DAMN DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!" Fuzzy can't see. Dana laughs again and stands up.
"Aww... poor Fuzzy. Here... I'll clean you up." Dana slowly licks his cum glazed face clean, swallowing down my cum cocktail. She looks back at me and smiles, winking, as she licks Fuzzy's face clean. She keeps the last few drops on her tongue and wiggles it at me. She gulps it down, smacking her lips.
"Thanks Dana." I smack her sweet little booty.
"You're welcome big bro... Love you." She kisses my left cheek.
"Love you too... make sure you're home by 5...got a client coming over."
"Ok...but please don't tell my boyfriend... he doesn't know I cheat, much less that I'm a ho...my brother's ho. He doesn't even know about us."
"Really?"
Dana nudges me and kisses my left cheek again... "please."
"My lips are sealed lil' sis." (Making a zipper motion on my lips)
Dana smiles. "Thank you handsome... I'll be here by 5." Dana heads to her room, happy.
"Thanks for the facial dude... damn." Fuzzy, wiping his eyes.
"Well... you said something about getting blasted on. So..." I smirk.
"Come outside dude... Mrs Jaguar is doing her sexy dance, watering her flowers." Fuzzy heads out to stare at Mrs Jaguar... our neighbor across the street. Her and her 38K tits have been driving us crazy forever. She's aways wearing sexy outfits. She makes hot YouTube videos. She loves to tease. I put my green and yellow sweatpants... pimp colors... and my gold chain on and head outside. I grab a case of beer first... Fuzzy has some blunts ready for us.
"What's up James?" Fuzzy and I fist bump. He's my best friend. He... like I... is adopted. We both have black mothers. His mom... Latifah (Queen Latifah)... and I are close... fuck buddies... Fuzzy doesn't know about it, but his mom is hot... so I fuck the bitch... pimp her too. She loves pussy too, so we have some real fun threesomes with other chicks. He doesn't have to know how close his mom and I are. I always hook him up anyway... so he can't really say anything.
"Check her out dude." Fuzzy hands me a blunt... I hand him a beer... and we both watch Mrs Jaguar water her flowers, bending over, her low cut halter top barely containing those massive black tits.
"DAMN!!" We both blurt out.
"Dude... Mrs Jaguar is finer than a motherfucker... she needs some young... or relatively young... white meat. Mr Jaguar (Danny DeVito) ain't in there right." Fuzzy blazes up... I drink two beers, then start smokin'.
"Well... she's been gettin' my 10 inches for the last year dude." I broke it to him.
"Damn... You're one lucky ass motherfucker. What about Eden? That crazy bitch might cut your dick off." We watch Mrs Jaguar and jack off... smokin' while we do.
I got her under control homey... I'm the king pimp... ain't no bitch cuttin' this big ass dick. She doesn't have to know anyway... you hear me." I look at Fuzzy with a very serious look.
"My lips are sealed dude. (Making a lips zipped gesture) This bud has their attention anyway. She may be crazy, but your girl has some great titties too... just like Mrs Jaguar." Mrs Jaguar is shaking her top, spraying her cleavage with the water hose, fanning herself. She sees us watching her.
"Hey boys." She waves at us, smiling so fuckin' sexy.
"You coming over later James? Hubby will be out." Mrs Jaguar asks, shaking those 38K's.
"If you flash us baby." I tell her... as Fuzzy and I jerk off to her.
"Well..." Mrs Jaguar opens her top... looking around to make sure no one else sees... and pulls those massive ebony melons out of her black bra. She shakes them for us, smiling.
"I'll see you in a little while babe." I tell her, jerking my cock for her.
"Oh honey... I'll be nice and wet for you sweetie." She smiles so big for me, shaking those giant ebony melons again.
"Well, how nice of you... two white cocks for little ol' me." My girlfriend Eden (British ebony pornstar Eden Adore) smiles and sits in my lap, her right arm on my shoulders.