This is a freaky pregnant woman fuck parody... It ain't real.
This is a freaky fuck parody about me getting the women of the TV show Friends pregnant... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
The Village Lower Manhattan, New York 2002
I was chillin' sitting at home with my girl, Rachel. We were smoking some weed and watching TV. I was rubbing her sexy feet... It's a relaxing hobby of mine. The phone rang and Rachel picked it up. It was our friend Monica. "Yeah Mon... What's up?... No, just sitting here with James, watching some TV." She passed me the blunt. "No, I have to work tomorrow. Oh... Sorry. OK, I'll talk to you later. Bye."
"What was that about?" I passed the blunt back to Rachel. She exhaled and coughed. She passed it back to me.
"Monica asked if I was gonna be here tomorrow. It was weird. I have to work and she said she would meet up with me some other time. Weird." I smoked and rubbed my girl's sexy feet. Rachel has beautiful feet. I'm not a "foot guy." I just enjoy relaxing with her and massaging her feet. She enjoys it too. I tickled her.
"Hey you. I'm ticklish. You know that." She winked at me and rubbed my cock, through my pants, with one foot. She's so beautiful. We've been living together for several months. The sex is awesome and she makes me happy, so it's a cool relationship. I pulled her into my lap and kissed her. I felt her up too, massaging those gorgeous tits of hers, through her dark red, HOTTIE, tee shirt. I got it for her. It definitely fits. I ran my hands under it, she wasn't wearing a bra, and fondled her bare tits, as we kissed. The damn phone rang again. Rachel answered it again. She handed it to me. It was our friend Phoebe. She's not only a friend, but she also is a ho for me. Yes, I'm a pimp. A very successful one.
"James, you gotta come get me. I got locked up. I can't call Mike... (Her boyfriend)... Please come quick, ok?"
"Ok babe, I'll be right there." I hung up and gave Rachel a sad look. She smiled sweetly and kissed me. It's part of the job. I take care of my girls. I kissed Rachel again and left to go bail out Phoebe. I bailed her out and she gave me a big hug.
"Thank you so much James. I'm sorry, it wasn't a sex charge though. It was assaulting a cop for trying to pick me up. Damn horny cop." We laughed. I like Phoebe. She's not only a good friend and ho, but she's also a cool person. She can handle herself... And she's got a temper too. She's awesome. She couldn't call her boyfriend Mike because he doesn't know she's a ho. She's a masseuse, who does part time work for me. We got in my car and I drove her home. She looked great, a white, The Clash, tee shirt, short, light blue mini skirt and white stripper pumps. Her long, straight blonde hair in a ponytail that was raised off of her head a few inches. She's a very sexy woman. "I'm really sorry about this again, James. I know you were at home with Rachel. I'm sorry I messed up your quiet evening."
"It's fine babe. It happens. You're a good friend and a good work associate too." I smiled and winked at her. I pulled up to her apartment building.
"I think I should thank you properly, daddy." Phoebe laid the sexy voice on real thick. She reached over and pulled my cock out of my thin sweatpants. She stroked it softly, tickling under the head. It jumped in her smooth hands. She rubbed up and down it softly, slowly. She blew me a kiss, leaned over and licked it from tip to base. It felt so good. She kissed every inch of my cock, leaving red lip prints all over it. She put the head in her mouth and softly chewed on it. She licked under the tongue, as she sucked me in deep. My cock glided over her tongue, hardening in her mouth. She sucked me slowly, shaking her head, that long blonde hair flailing wildly. Phoebe tickled my meaty balls and massaged them. Her tongue glided over every inch of my cock, as she sucked me so expertly.
She quickened her pace, sucking me faster. She licked my shaft, as she sucked me deep into her mouth and throat. She jerked my shaft quickly, wanting my cream badly. I put my hand on her head and pushed it further down on my, solid as steel, cock. She sucked me all the way in, every inch down her throat. Her saliva coated my cock perfectly. Phoebe jerked my cock faster, her beautiful lips wrapped tightly around my shaft, sucking hard, her cheeks puffed out from my cock. I felt my nut surging from my balls, so did she. Phoebe sucked me so amazingly hard, jerking my cock with blazing speed, her hand flying on my shaft. I held her head and came hard. My cock blasted my cream deep in her mouth. Phoebe swallowed every drop of cum, as my cock pumped it out. She sucked me totally dry, moaning her taste approval around my cock, as she sucked me clean.
She kissed my cock, opening her mouth, showing me she swallowed it all. She smacked her lips and licked them so seductively. She blew me a big kiss and put my cock away. She looked at me and slowly licked her lips. Phoebe knows how to be sexy. It's a great trait for not only a great ho to have, but it's also cool as hell, when she flirts. We hugged and she went up to her apartment.