This twisted tale is dedicated to Barbara Eden, the sassiest lady who ever lived!
This episode of “I Dream of Jeannie” was filmed but, for obvious reasons, never aired.
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Cast: Jeannie
Major Anthony (Tony) Nelson
Major Roger Healy
Opening Credits…
Scene 1
Major Anthony Nelson was sitting on the couch in his uniform reading the paper. Jeannie entered the fashionably furnished room carrying an apple.
“Here you are master.” Jeannie said, handing the Major an apple.
“Oh, thanks Jeannie.” Tony replied and continued reading as he bite into the apple.
“Would you like an ice cream cone?”
“An ice cream cone? Jeannie, why on earth would I want an ice-cream cone for breakfast?” Tony replied, bewildered by his blonde genie’s inquiry.
“Well, an apple is not enough for a grown man like yourself.” The flawless beauty explained. “You need your energy to maneuver your big rocket.”
“Jeannie I don’t have a rocket! They’re all owned by NASA.”
“Oh, don’t sell yourself short master.”
“What?” Tony was confused.
“Do you want any topping?”
Tony put down his newspaper. “Jeannie, what are you talking about?!”
“On your ice-cream.”
“No! I do not want an ice-cream!”
“Okay, master. I was only trying to help.” She replied sulkily.
“I’m sorry Jeannie, but I’m perfectly happy with this apple.” Tony resumed reading the paper and eating his apple.
“Then I will have an ice cream!” Jeannie chirped. Folding her arms and blinking, an ice cream cone suddenly appeared in her hand. She started eating noisily.
Tony glanced at the blonde vixen and shuffled uncomfortably. Eventually he said, “Jeannie, could you eat quieter please?”
“I’m sorry, master,” she replied, “but this is how I eat ice cream. Jeannie then continued eating, however this time she started deliberately smearing the vanilla ice cream around her mouth.
Tony was forced to once again shuffle around uncomfortably. He then slapped his paper down in frustration. “That’s it!” he exclaimed. “I’m going to work!”
He stood up and Jeannie’s gaze was quickly directed to the contour of a great, and still growing, bulge in his pants.
“Ooh, Master!” Jeannie exclaimed, her face dripping ice cream. “I thought you said you didn’t have a rocket!”
Tony was once again confused. He followed her blue eyes down to his crotch and the situation immediately registered. Ashamed and embarrassed, he quickly picked up his briefcase and used it to cover the front of his pants. Blushing, he hurriedly ran out the door as Jeannie giggled hysterically.
Scene 2
Tony was sitting at his desk looking miserable when his best friend Roger Healy entered.
“Hey, what’s wrong Tony?” he asked. JOKE
“Oh, hi Roger,” Tony said looking up. “Jeannie is frustrating the heck out of me.”
“Yeah, it must be hard having a beautiful woman prancing around your house dressed like a harem girl and waiting on you all day long.”
“You don’t understand. Ever since Jeannie first arrived and my fiancé left me I haven’t…well…you know.”
“Parked the limo in the heated garage?” Roger suggested.
“ Well, yeah and what with Jeannie walking around in that cute little number I can’t help but get…my…it keeps getting…” Tony motioned to his crotch.
“Your shuttle keeps counting down to blast off.”
“Yeah.” Tony admitted.
“Well, she’s a foxy lady. Why don’t you give her a bit of what for?”
“What?! No! I couldn’t do that.” Tony had never considered the option.
“Why not?” Roger pressed.
“Well, she’s my genie. I’d feel like I was exploiting her.”
Roger shook his head in dismay. He’d give anything to give that blonde honey a good fucking. “Always a gentlemen,” he mused. “Listen why don’t you just strangle the noodle?”
“What?”
“You know, spank the monkey.”