Howard And Penny's Big Bang
By : DirtyDaveHollywood
Starring : Howard From The Big Bang Theory (Simon Helberg) and Penny From The Big Bang Theory (Kaley Cuoco)
Howard and his friend Penny were hanging out last weekend, last Sunday specifically, while their significant others were out of town, working. Howard's wife Bernadette was in San Francisco with her boss Mark attending a pharmaceutical convention.
Penny's husband Leonard was in Sweden with his best friends Sheldon and Raj and Sheldon's wife Amy. They were there to attend a big physics conference. Amy's a biologist, not a physicist, but Sheldon made her accompany them anyway for moral support. And to help write his memoirs. He's writing a book and he's having some trouble with it. Sheldon's a little bit eccentric... to say the least.
Penny didn't go with Leonard because she wasn't feeling too well, and she also lost her passport and didn't really feel like dealing with it.
Howard didn't go because he wanted some alone time at home to run around nude and play with his favorite drone and spy on his hot neighbors with it. A nice little naughty vacay for engineer Howard. His sweet little blonde hottie wife Bernadette usually gives him a hard time about all of that.
Leonard asked Howard to look out for Penny while he was gone so Howard went over to their apartment that evening to do just that.
"So... how was your day?" Howard asked as he leaned back on the sofa, trying to get comfortable in his skin tight blue pants. The guy loves wearing really tight pants for some reason. He's short and skinny so I guess he figures he can pull it off.
"It was OK. Work was a pain though." Penny handed Howard a glass of red wine as she sat down on the other end of the sofa, drinking hers.
"Why was work so bad?"
"I don't really wanna talk about it."
"C'mon, Penny. I'm here to help you relax. We're friends. It's cool, babe." Howard gave Penny a real pervy, yet trying to be relaxing, grin... and sipped his wine... looking curiously at Penny over the glass.
"Babe??" Penny threw Howard a frustrated look back.
"I mean dear friend. It's cool my dear friend." Howard with the save.
"Well... I don't know if I should tell you. You've got a big mouth."
"C'mon, sistah."
Penny's frustrated look returns. She shook her head at Howard and chugged her glass of red wine. She then poured herself another.
"I mean dear friend. I'm sorry. C'mon, dear friend. I tell you what... if you tell me about your work, I'll let you in on a pretty awkward secret from my day as well. Then we'll both have something on each other. And well be even. There ya go." Howard makes everything sound rather pervy. It's a gift he has I guess. He winked and grinned at Penny as he casually sipped some more wine, all laid back on the couch, his legs crossed. He was turned towards Penny, rubbing his leg. He was trying to be sweet and consoling, in his own unique way, but he was also coming across as typical, slightly creepy Howard... But he was trying.
"Oh well... what can it hurt, I guess. You better tell me something damn good though, you little perv." Penny snarled.
"Scouts honor." Howard holds up a peace sign to reassure Penny. His goofy grin just added a little Howardesque perviness on the side. Penny shook her head again at Howard, took a big sip of wine... and continued on with her work revelation.