Author's note: This is a work of pure fiction. While we all have our differences with the celebrities who appear here, the deserve our respect. This fantasy is one I've had for a long time, and is my way of honoring two of the most beautiful women to host what the New York Times called "the most important political TV show in America."
This chapter does not feature a man having sex. I've learned that lesbian sex angers some people on this site. As the title implies, later chapters will feature a man because Meghan McCain will get pregnant. So if lesbian sex angers you, watch for Chapter 2.
I left The View in 2020 as rumors swirled that I had been feuding with my longtime friend Meghan McCain. Yes, I'm Abby Huntsman. As we've said publicly, those rumors were from people taking a normal argument between friends and blowing everything out of proportion. Nor did that fight lead to me quitting The View. In fact, our makeup led to Meghan getting pregnant - and quite an awakening for me.
Everything started the morning after Meghan and I had said our sorries. She came into my dressing room before the show and kicked out my stylist. She was ready, her lips perfectly painted a soft shade of red, her tight dress barely able to contain her breasts. I'd have to finish my makeup myself, never good for TV, I thought, as I admired the soft curl that Meghan had in her hair that morning. With the door closed she said "We need to do a girls weekend."
"Why, what's up?" I asked.
"I just think it'll be nice. Seeing each other at work every day has changed our friendship too much. We need to bond more so we don't fight again."
"Don't you want to spend that time with Ben?" We lived in New York but Meghan's husband lived in DC, so she flew down there every weekend.
"Fuck him," Meghan said. "I have to argue on national TV five days a week, then on the weekend that cuck tries to make me his supplicant wife while acting manly. I'm getting away with you and from him."
I paused for a moment. Why would she call him a cuck? We weren't that kind of Republican. "Are things OK with you guys?" I asked.
Meghan put some calm into her voice. "Nothing new. Just want to get away together. Just a bonus that I won't have to deal with his small dick for a weekend."
That insult wasn't new. Meghan had complained before that her husband was small, rarely made her orgasm, and couldn't keep up with her even when he pretended to be so virile. "Alright, sounds fun," I said. "What are we going to do?"
"Well I heard about this town upstate. Show's on soon, I'll text you the details."
We got up to the cabin Meghan had booked late that Friday evening. I was exhausted from a week of work and a three hour drive up to the Catskills, but Meghan insisted that we go out to dinner, claiming we couldn't get the food or the experience if we called in. She seemed unusually full of energy. She spoke with the chatter of a typewriter while I just tried to be present. Her eyes darted around the greasy spoon like a teenager trying to soak in the sights of her first time in a bar. A few times, I was sure that I saw her make eyes at a handsome younger guy who was making his way around the diner. I finally called her on the eye-flirting and she said "Well I checked out a few people but I'm not flirting with anyone." Funny, I thought, I would have said that I was married.
At some point shortly before we finished, she got up to go to the bathroom. "I'll come with," I said as I started to stand.
She put a hand out. "No, I'm, uh, I'm not feeling good. I kind of want to be alone in there."
I sat back down but internally did not accept her answer. There was no way she wasn't feeling well. I knew I was visibly exhausted, she was practically bouncing out of her seat. But she did seem to take a while in there. People can be strange, even best friends.
When we got back to the cabin, I noticed that there was only one bed and the couch was quite small. After I had brushed my teeth and removed my makeup, I asked Meghan what we were going to do. "Come on," she said, "haven't you ever done a girl's weekend right?" I just looked at her. "We'll share, it'll be fun," she concluded, stepping into the bathroom to change.