Obviously, I don't own Star Trek, it's characters, copyrights, or settings. This is protected parody/fan fiction.
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I was in the mood for soft and warm. Whatever bastard was out there selling defective holo-fairytales to the underage had had me running around like a Klingon with an unbloodied blade, five minutes before the end of battle. Ordinarily I wouldn't have been bothered with such things, as folks selling holoporn to the kiddies wasn't my problem, thank the universe. The business with Sleeping Beauty could have gotten really messy if the idiot teenager had reached the evil witch who cursed the beauty (facing an insurmountable barricade, she'd done the modern, sensible thing and gone looking for the person who made it, not a magic sword to cut her way through).
Unfortunately, the skill of the author was more than balanced by an incredibly complicated series of bugs and problems putting everyone who used them at risk, not that the purchasers would believe it. Too many lies about the dangers of improper holodeck use. I was wiped out and wanted soft and warm.
I hauled my ass down to the second deepest room in my large home (the deepest being schmuck bait for anyone who thought they could steal from me) and typed in a few commands. All Your Dreams, was the holoprogram that had gotten me my job. A plague throughout known space (except among Ferengi) the program, created by a Betazoid (who was subsequently murdered by a mob on his homeworld, horribly offended at the notion of a machine with telepathy) read your mind and gave you exactly what you most wanted, whatever it was.