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Shepard heads towards a prison to recruit his next squad member.
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"At least we're not breaking out the prisoner," Garrus mentioned as we sat back in the front batteries, "Though I wouldn't put it past you doing it anyway."
"You know how things go, Garrus. Nothing went to plan during our missions for Saren. Hell, just keeping Benezia alive wasn't something I expected when we'd arrived on Noveria."
"Not only kept her alive but spent plenty of time fucking her."
"Then there's that bomb on Virmire. Hell, I was nearly killed when bits of Sovereign fell through the Citadel Tower."
"And let's not forget the women, Shepard."
"What about you? Anyone special in your life?"
"Well... Um... I find myself drawn to two. Remember Chloe on the Citadel? The doctor?"
"Vaguely. That woman we helped when I met you the first time."
"I was never that oblivious to her obvious interest in me. I'm just surprised a human female is interested in someone like me."
"Garrus, I'm going to put this quite simply. When we were only on Earth, humans only fucked humans. We didn't fuck other animals. Well, most of us didn't. It certainly wasn't legal otherwise. It was only when we escaped Earth and then met others that we were like 'So who of you can we fuck?' Let's just say that meeting a race of human-looking blue alien babes..."
"We kind of felt the same, to be honest. It's a shame the salarians have absolutely no sex drives and only breed with each other anyway."
"Things got so bad so quickly with men only wanting to date asari that they worried about declining birth rates across every population. Men might have still been popping out babies with their asari wives though they were the wrong species. Anyway, there's Chloe. Who else?"
"I met a turian on Omega. Her name was Nyreen. Worked for a mercenary group called the Talons. Unlike the three that I was fighting, her group actually do some good on Omega. Protecting civilians without extorting them. And she told me about her history with Aria. I'm not sure if it was a genuine feud or just a falling out."
"We'll probably be back on both the Citadel and Omega eventually. Did you go and see Chloe this time?"
"Yeah. I hadn't seen her in months. She was pleased to see me. We went out for dinner and... You know..."
"Had some fun?"
He gave me a look and laughed. "I was so exhausted the next morning. And I loved turning off my translator and listening to her. I think it's called French?"
"French is sexy as hell when being whispered into your ear while making love."
"And as for Chloe herself, she's insatiable, Shepard. I was left limping this morning."
"Nothing like the morning after limp due to having sore balls." We shared a look and burst into laughter. "Glad to see you happy again, old friend."
"I have to find it somewhere, Shepard, otherwise I'll just be filled with hate and rage. There's something I must deal with, but it can wait. I don't have the information yet."
"Let me know when you do, and we'll deal with it."
"We'll be at the prison in a few hours. I'm taking the whole team. Not sure we'll need two snipers..."
"I haven't talked to her yet. You know I'm just as good with an assault rifle."
"Good man."
A couple of hours later, my squad was armed and most of them were wearing armour. Miranda suggested that she would start wearing armour when it came to the Collectors, but she preferred relying on her shields, and if completely necessary, could use her biotics to protect herself as well. Georgia wore what would be considered light armour. The armour that Garrus and I wore was thicker. Amelie wore no armour at all. Her clothing was as tight and revealing as Miranda's. I looked her up and down and noticed her smile in return.
"Okay. Cerberus has already got the funds in place to exchange with Purgatory. That's where we are picking up the prisoner. No idea what they've done to be placed there except they have a history of violence. We can also expect someone with exceptional biotic ability. Hopefully this is a simple exchange. Like usual, plan for the best though expect the worst."
"Spirits, I know this is going to tits up straight away," Garrus muttered to himself.
Joker reported in that we were given docking permission as we were expected. Once the ship was clamped in place, I felt everyone stiffen slightly as the airlock cycled. I was relaxed as they would either be cooperative, or we'd be fighting our way out with or without the prisoner. Striding out of the ship, none of us carried weapons as it was a prison though I knew what the first request was going to be.
In many ways, a reminder of Noveria. I wondered what Gianna was up to nowadays...
We were greeted by a trio of guards. Their armour was eerily similar to the Blue Suns armour that I'd seen back on Omega. Garrus didn't seem particularly perturbed by it. No one else really seemed to care. It wasn't a real surprise that the three greeting us were turians. The guard in charge demanded immediately that we relinquish our weapons.