Dr. Umar Johnson is a world-famous black man who claims to be the King of Afrocentric Lifestyle. The stocky, bearded black man with the funky Afro has written a lot of books and can frequently be seen as the Defender of Black Womanhood. In his musings, Dr. Umar Johnson always sides with black women and blames black men for everything. The good doctor also gets mad whenever a black male celebrity marries a white woman. He got really pissed when Family Matters TV series alum Jaleel White married a white female business executive. What's Dr. Umar Johnson's problem? Let us get to that!
One day, Dr. Umar Johnson was on stage, talking to a black audience about black topics. As always, the good doctor talked about how black women are perfect and never make any mistakes while blaming black men for everything wrong under the sun. That's when a large black woman rushed the stage and came at Dr. Umar Johnson. The security detail stepped in and got the large black woman away from Dr. Umar Johnson but the brother got the fright of a lifetime. Since then, Dr. Umar Johnson has been feeling quite strange.
Dr. Umar Johnson wasn't the first black male celebrity to be publicly attacked by a black woman nor was he the last. The good doctor remembered an incident in an elevator a decade ago when music mogul Jay-Z got attacked by Solange Knowles while his wife Beyonce Knowles merely watched and smirked. Dr. Umar Johnson realized that he had been contributing to a climate where black women who mistreat black men feel empowered to do so. After experiencing this firsthand, has the good doctor learned the error of his ways?
While watching random videos one day, Dr. Umar Johnson came across a media personality named Pearl Davis, hostess of Just Pearly Things. The tall, curvaceous redhead with the alabaster skin and the thick booty definitely caught Dr. Umar Johnson's attention. Pearl Davis is an advocate for Men's Rights and she openly criticizes modern feminists. Dr. Umar Johnson found that fascinating because many modern women usually excuse female violence against men, especially in the African American community. Dr. Umar Johnson watched some of Pearl Davis other videos, and became fascinated with her.
One day, Dr. Umar Johnson traveled to London, England, from Atlanta, Georgia, to attend an all-black conference on business and family. While in London, Dr. Umar Johson inquired about Pearl Davis. A lot of black men in London, UK, are fond of Pearl Davis because she defends the male viewpoint on her show and has lots of black friends. Dr. Umar Johnson was anxious to meet Pearl Davis, and was able to arrange an encounter through Aunty Jenny, Pearl Davis no-nonsense, middle-aged black female business manager.
"Pleasure to meet you," Dr. Umar Johnson said as he sat opposite Pearl Davis inside the Starbucks located on Robinson Avenue in North London, UK. Pearl Davis smiled and nodded. The tall, curvy redhead wore a bright pink sundress which showed off her curves and her long legs. Not for the first time, Dr. Umar Johnson found himself admiring the sexy white chick. Hot damn, why are some white women so damn hot? As a black man from America, Dr. Umar Johnson spent a lifetime resisting white women's charms while being mystified by them. Must be some white magic or something...
