Children: None
Occupation: Athlete
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Alcohol: No
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Show day 1
The twenty contestants walked into the house and introduced themselves briefly. Only ten minutes after entering, they were called to the back yard and divided themselves into groups of five. Five laundry baskets filled with balls of various sizes sat on picnic tables, and five transparent cylinders stood upright at the opposite end of the lawn.
The announcer Rhonda said over a loudspeaker: "Harem House contestants, welcome to the first Dom competition. The Dom gets to decide who will share the Dom's Bedroom with them for the week. The Dom also gets a Rescue at elimination time, so they can save a person of their choice. The competition for Dom this week is a race, but not just a regular foot race. This is the Ball Kissing race."
The group all laughed, and several of them blushed.
"You need to put your hands atop your head, lean into your basket and kiss a ball, then carry it to your tube on the far side of the yard with your mouth. No using your hands! If a ball falls on the ground, run back to your basket for another one.
The winner of each group is the contestant with the highest pile of balls in their tube when three minutes are up. They will compete in a final round at the end. Ping-pong balls are easy to pick up and weigh almost nothing, so they're a better choice than golf balls. Baseballs are even better, but a lot more challenging. If you can pick up a softball with your mouth, well ... good luck with that. There are also some impossible ones just to get in your way, like basketballs. Remember, you only have three minutes.
On your marks, get set, GO!"
The footballs, soccer balls, and basketballs only served to make it harder to pick up the other types. For the first three rounds, the competition was close. Only Dwayne managed to pick up a softball in his mouth, but couldn't hold on to it all the way. He was still one of only three who could carry more than a single baseball the full distance. Their mouths got too tired and sore staying open that far, and for that much time. At the end of the third round, he was roughly tied with two others for the top spot.
The fourth round, and the whole event, were over only a minute later. Two of the last contestants picked up ping pong balls, two picked up baseballs, and chesty blonde Sunny picked up a FOOTBALL. She actually bit part of the ball's laces, but appeared to do it through suction power alone.
The others saw her with the football in her mouth and froze in amazement, as she carried it the forty steps to her tube with her hands still on her head. The top of just the single football was significantly higher in the tube than anybody else's pile. She returned to her basket and got another football. When she dropped the second one into her tube, she asked, "There were only two. Can I get some more?"
Muscular redhead Connor fell to his knees and folded his hands in prayer. He loudly begged, "Marry me! Please! For the love of God, marry me!"
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After Sunny blew the competition away in the first contest, the announcer Rhonda said, "Sunny, go inside and walk up the spiral stairs. Go look in the Dom's bedroom, then tell the ceiling camera who you want to share it with."
The camera under the clear acrylic spiral stairs got a several-second upskirt view of Sunny's butt cheeks and lacy black g-string as she walked up to the second floor. The camera there showed her looking at the bowls of candy, fruit, chips, and other snacks on a table briefly, then the glasses and dozen bottles of wine on the dresser. She picked up several bottles and looked at them.
Rhonda said, "You'll have plenty of time to look at the wine later. Please check out the rest of the room." The camera panned to show the luxurious furniture, the art on the walls, then the hot tub. Sunny walked around the bedroom, peeked in the bathroom and walk-in closet, then sat on the enormous bed. Rhonda asked, "So, Sunny, who's the lucky person who gets to share this great room with you for a week?"
She replied, "The bed is a triple California King! We can fit at least 18 in here! Maybe 21 or 22! Can't I sleep with everybody?"
On split-screen view, Rhonda shrugged. "Well, okay then. Contestants, go join her in the Dom's bedroom for a wine and snack party!"
An advertisement for condoms began to display in the top left corner of the screen.
Rhonda concluded with, "Thanks to everybody watching. We'll see you again in three days for more HAREM HOUSE!"
The last few seconds showed Sunny unzipping her dress as a crowd of people walked into the bedroom.
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