[Sorry I haven't written in awhile, I've been in the Hospital a little over two months. Anyway, without further adieuβ¦Graves Returns!]
Well, Jimbo had been hanging around Jon's movie set for awhile, hiding out from the cops as best he could. After the meeting with Tara on the hood of the car, things went downhill. All James could remember is something about "Tara, I can't go out with you, I'm an alien being sent here to document human beings and learn about being one so my race can take over and use humans and slaves." And then his head started to hurt, then he realized Tara had smashed a brick into it. Wait a minute, where'd she get that brick? Anyway, it had been pretty good the rest of the time.
James ran into Jon's warehouse, sirens could be heard in the background. Jon groaned and looked James up and down "What'd you do this time?" he asked. "Turn on the T.V." James said. Jon walked over to a table and flipped on a small antenna TV straight out of the sixties, there was a news reporter on, the words "SPECIAL REPORT" were running on the top and bottom of the screen
Report: Good evening ladies and Gentlemen. The manhunt continues for a man in the streets of LA after he attacked Teen Popstar Britney Spears and beat her with a crutch while she was exiting the hospital for an attack on her months earlier. If you have any information on his whereabouts or identity, please inform the Police Department, Thank you and goodnight.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Jon shouted, Jimmy wincing in the background. Suddenly and almost out of nowhere, Tara Reid sprinted past James and Jon over to a cellular phone which rested on a table. James simply stood wide eyed as she picked it up, turned it on and started to dial the police. With incredible cunning, speed and intelligence, James realized that would be bad! More to the point, he'd probably end up with a size seven ass hole by tomorrow if she ratted him out! "YAVOLE!" James screamed and almost shot into the air, eventually coming down and dropkicking Tara, knocking the phone out of her hand.
A few feet away, Jon caught the phone and put it to his here. "Nine-One-One emergency" the voice on the other side said. "Sorry, false alarm" Jon answered the Dispatcher and clicked off the phone. All the sudden Tara screamed and James went flying through the air and into some boxes, a loud crashing noise announcing his landing.
Then, muffled from inside the newly formed pile of boxes a muffled voice came out "Damn woman! You could have killed me!" That was obviously James.
"That comes next!" Tara screamed and charged over to the pile of boxes. Jon ran up behind Tara and grabbed her upper arms, trying to calm her. Eventually Tara cooled down and walked back to her trailer. "Is it safe to come out?" Jimmy asked from inside his makeshift cave.
"Yeah, come on out." Jon answered him. One of the boxes fell off as James climbed out. "I need a drink" James groaned. "But you're a wanted man, remember?"
"Yeah, so?"