BUDDAAAAAYS... I'M BAAACK!!
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This is a continuation of my first story and it took a lot of time and a lot of procrastinating and a lot of jacking sessions.
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November 5, 2004 – April 22, 2005
This is a continuation of a fantasy about meeting the beautiful and under-appreciated Larisa Oleynik, star of
The Secret World of Alex Mack
from back in the day, and
10 Things I Hate About You
. It's a story of romance, humor, lust, and erotica.
It's a story with an actual plot that includes sexual activity. It's riddled with dirty jokes and humor. It includes MF, FF, MFF, cons, oral, dream, rom, exh, Mmast, Fmast, Fdom, Mdom, inc, voy. Celebrities referenced – Larisa Oleynik, Avril Lavigne.
I highly suggest you read the first part of this series, "Good Boy", before reading this story. It will really help to explain the events and characters. And it was a pretty kick ass story if I do say so myself.
Happy jacking.
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"MOTHER... FUCK!" I yelled out as I tugged on the computer wires tangled behind my desk.
I didn't know what's more stressful in college, final exams or packing all of your shit up to move out... or finding rufees. (I don't even know if I spelling that right. THANK YOU MICROSOFT SPELL CHECK!) You'd think date rape drugs would be easy to score. Oh contraire.
"What's wrong?" asked Lee as he shoved all his clothes into a giant hockey bag. He always brought his clothes and other small belongs to and from the dorm in giant hockey bags. I could understand his reason for doing so. It did save you from carrying a dozen boxes, but the bags must have easily weighed over a hundred pounds. He never stopped to think of that as he packed them as tight as possible. At least it was fun to watch him try to fling it over his shoulder and lose his balance.
Silly old Jew.
"Fucking wires. They're all tangled," I answered as I gave it one nice hard yank. Even with all the twist ties and careful grouping and placement, they somehow got tangled over the last five months. All while not being touched. So what else is there to do when you're pissed off, besides have a nice drink? Punch something. That's what
. You know what I'm talking about Gary. The basement wall... the bowling alley ball return.
With that, I threw my fist into the desk with extreme prejudice. "Aaahhhh you CUNT."
The beer happened to be too far away, so I had to settle.
At least it wasn't ridiculously hot this year. That would have made the packing experience that much more enjoyable.
Just to make it clear, that was sarcasm. Yeah. How are you.
If there was anything more annoying to me than packing for a couple hours, and going number two, it was sweating.
I had started to pack up all my belongings for the move home a few hours before I hulked out on my desk. Luckily, Lee and I were getting picked up to go home for the summer at the same time. Wonderful. ... ...
All I need is him throwing his stuff around the room like an idiot when I'm trying to keep everything organized.
'If he takes any of my porn home by accident I'm gonna flip a shit,' I thought to myself.
Please. In reality, I always keep track of all my porn.
There's no way that could happen.
We continued packing our stuff in silence before he spoke up in a last effort for some roommate bonding. "So when's Larisa coming back from California?"
"She doesn't get in until later tonight. I'm going to try to get settled at home as fast as I can so it's not chaos when I bring her back from the airport." Larisa and I had decided she would spend the summer in New Jersey with me in my parents' house. She was going to Sarah Lawrence College in New York in September and we thought it would be good to get her accustomed to the east coast before school. It gave us the opportunity to be together until classes resumed in the fall and it would also be easier to move her in that way.
My parents weren't too keen on the idea at first. Obviously they weren't big Nickelodeon fans, or they would have jumped at the opportunity to house the sexy movie star for a few months. After sitting down and talking with them like adults,
and begging a little
, they agreed. After all, they would be in Arizona for some of the summer, getting their newly built winter vacation house decorated and furnished. I begged them not to buy a house in Arizona. It's way too fucking hot there. I don't care if it is a dry heat. So is an oven and look what that did for the Jews.
ZING!
And then there were the deadly spiders, snakes, and mountain lions.
At least I'm pretty sure there are mountain lions there. Or a bobcat or some shit.
Who needs that crap? I think when God created Arizona he forgot to make grass.
And he also forgot to put it a little further away from Mexico.
Nevertheless, I had declined every invitation thus far to visit my future inheritance.
"OH, WHAT THE FUCK!" I still couldn't get the mess of wires untangled. I just decided to throw the clump in a bucket and deal with it later, dust bunnies and all.
"Are you excited about this summer?" he asked me as he threw his shit over pretty much the entire room. Piles of dust flew up... stacks of books and papers tipped over.
And then he accepted the award for student with the most common sense.
By now, I was so happy to get away from Lee. It's not that he was a bad guy. We had a lot in common, got along for the most part, all that jazz. The two of us were so tired of each other after one, let alone two years, of being roommates. We just had enough of being trapped together.
"Yeah. I'm looking forward to starting it off by getting yelled at." It was a tradition for me to get yelled at by my parents at least four times while packing up the minivan for the ride home and during the ride itself. "It starts before I leave. But at least I'll get to spend time with Larisa. That's worth it."
"I still can't believe you're dating her. It's like... who woulda thought? All those years of batching to her..."
It took Lee a while to catch on to my vocabulary, my vernacular, my loquacious diction, but he did.
"I know. Now, I'm batching to my girlfriend." My cell phone rang, interrupting our conversation.
All I'm going to say about the ring tone... Europe – Final Countdown.
It was my mother. "Yeah... Where are you? Uhhhhhhh. ... ...FINE. ...WHATEVER. ...Bye."
"Didn't leave yet did she," he asked as he made an ever bigger mess.
"Of course not. My head would fucking explode if for once, she stayed on schedule."
I make my schedule according to a certain agreed upon time and she never follows it. So as usual, I have to sit there being pissed off and wait for her to arrive... with all my shit already packed up, leaving me with nothing to do. Yeah. How are you.
Luckily, the computer I had been trying to dissemble was the last thing that needed to get packed up. After that was taken care of, I was off to say goodbye to the people on my floor.
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After I took a quick piss, I stopped by Val's room. She wasn't going home until the next day, due to her exam schedule. "Hey Val," I said as I knocked on the open door.
"Hey Matt. What's up?" she asked, looking up from her notebook. Things between Val and I weren't awkward anymore after Larisa told me she knew about the late night sexual antics that went on when the three of us shared a bed. Without having to worry about getting busted, and knowing of Larisa's acceptance of the events, there was nothing to make it stressful any longer. There was also the family reunion ordeal.
"Nothing. Just finished packing. I just wanted to say goodbye before I left. You know. Make the rounds," I said as I sat down on the corner of her bed. Val put down her notebook, giving me her full attention.
"Okay. Well, I'm sure we'll see each other over the summer. ...Larisa and all," she said. Val would probably come to my house to visit Larisa and I at least once or twice. After all, they were cousins.
"Yeah."
"It was quite a year, huh," she half laughed. She looked as hot as ever as she sat on her bed. It was warmer out now, so all the girls had on their tiny tight t-shirts and short shorts with a word written across the ass. I stared at Val's amazing body. She sat with her back against the wall, her legs spread apart, her knees slightly bent. Her red booty shorts came down just below her ass, allowing me to gaze at her thighs. Her golden tanned legs were so toned. I already had half a boner from checking her out. Her body was incredibly tight and fit. Had I not known her personally, I would have guessed she was a swimmer. They have amazing bodies.
They also have warts and other skin fungi on their feet from not wearing flip-flops. But that comes with the territory. So what are you going to do. I'll tell you this, I will never get a footjob from anyone in that field of sport.