BUDDAAAAAYS... I'M BAAACK!!
Standard Disclaimer:
You must be 18 to read this story, be able to read erotica in your community, not be offended by the contents of it... yadda yadda.
This story may NOT be distributed freely, for commercial or non-commercial use.
This work is mostly fiction. All events including celebrities did NOT actually take place. The side stories not including celebrities were mostly based on real events, however. Celebrities don't act like this in real life... probably.
Any copyrighted Β© names, works, or whatever are products of their respective owners.
This is a continuation of my first story and it took a lot of time and a lot of procrastinating and a lot of jacking sessions.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send your comments and suggestions. Help me help you.
Please send any thoughts you may have to the address in my profile.
----------------------------------
----------------------------------
----------------------------------
November 5, 2004 β April 22, 2005
This is a continuation of a fantasy about meeting the beautiful and under-appreciated Larisa Oleynik, star of
The Secret World of Alex Mack
from back in the day, and
10 Things I Hate About You
. It's a story of romance, humor, lust, and erotica.
It's a story with an actual plot that includes sexual activity. It's riddled with dirty jokes and humor. It includes MF, FF, MFF, cons, oral, dream, rom, exh, Mmast, Fmast, Fdom, Mdom, inc, voy. Celebrities referenced β Larisa Oleynik, Avril Lavigne.
I highly suggest you read the first part of this series, "Good Boy", before reading this story. It will really help to explain the events and characters. And it was a pretty kick ass story if I do say so myself.
Happy jacking.
----------------------------------
"MOTHER... FUCK!" I yelled out as I tugged on the computer wires tangled behind my desk.
I didn't know what's more stressful in college, final exams or packing all of your shit up to move out... or finding rufees. (I don't even know if I spelling that right. THANK YOU MICROSOFT SPELL CHECK!) You'd think date rape drugs would be easy to score. Oh contraire.
"What's wrong?" asked Lee as he shoved all his clothes into a giant hockey bag. He always brought his clothes and other small belongs to and from the dorm in giant hockey bags. I could understand his reason for doing so. It did save you from carrying a dozen boxes, but the bags must have easily weighed over a hundred pounds. He never stopped to think of that as he packed them as tight as possible. At least it was fun to watch him try to fling it over his shoulder and lose his balance.
Silly old Jew.
"Fucking wires. They're all tangled," I answered as I gave it one nice hard yank. Even with all the twist ties and careful grouping and placement, they somehow got tangled over the last five months. All while not being touched. So what else is there to do when you're pissed off, besides have a nice drink? Punch something. That's what
. You know what I'm talking about Gary. The basement wall... the bowling alley ball return.
With that, I threw my fist into the desk with extreme prejudice. "Aaahhhh you CUNT."
The beer happened to be too far away, so I had to settle.
At least it wasn't ridiculously hot this year. That would have made the packing experience that much more enjoyable.
Just to make it clear, that was sarcasm. Yeah. How are you.
If there was anything more annoying to me than packing for a couple hours, and going number two, it was sweating.
I had started to pack up all my belongings for the move home a few hours before I hulked out on my desk. Luckily, Lee and I were getting picked up to go home for the summer at the same time. Wonderful. ... ...
All I need is him throwing his stuff around the room like an idiot when I'm trying to keep everything organized.
'If he takes any of my porn home by accident I'm gonna flip a shit,' I thought to myself.
Please. In reality, I always keep track of all my porn.
There's no way that could happen.
We continued packing our stuff in silence before he spoke up in a last effort for some roommate bonding. "So when's Larisa coming back from California?"
"She doesn't get in until later tonight. I'm going to try to get settled at home as fast as I can so it's not chaos when I bring her back from the airport." Larisa and I had decided she would spend the summer in New Jersey with me in my parents' house. She was going to Sarah Lawrence College in New York in September and we thought it would be good to get her accustomed to the east coast before school. It gave us the opportunity to be together until classes resumed in the fall and it would also be easier to move her in that way.
My parents weren't too keen on the idea at first. Obviously they weren't big Nickelodeon fans, or they would have jumped at the opportunity to house the sexy movie star for a few months. After sitting down and talking with them like adults,
and begging a little
, they agreed. After all, they would be in Arizona for some of the summer, getting their newly built winter vacation house decorated and furnished. I begged them not to buy a house in Arizona. It's way too fucking hot there. I don't care if it is a dry heat. So is an oven and look what that did for the Jews.
ZING!
And then there were the deadly spiders, snakes, and mountain lions.
At least I'm pretty sure there are mountain lions there. Or a bobcat or some shit.
Who needs that crap? I think when God created Arizona he forgot to make grass.