I'd just finished lunch on another dull day in my 9-5 job in Bristol, UK when I got the call. My name is Bill, I'm 40 years old, divorced, single and bored. I'm 6'5" tall, with very grey balding hair. I've never been that good looking, but I've improved with age, shall we say. That being said, a little middle-aged-spread didn't help matters. I lacked a certain confidence around women. Anyhow, enough about me. Let's get back to the story of what happened.
My mobile rang. It never did during the day. The number was American but unknown to me. I answered with my customary 'hullo?'
"Is that Bill Galbraith?" a very American male voice asked, to which I affirmed it was.
"Hi Bill. Good news! This is Tom Frankwell from TaylorMade. I'm ringing to inform you that you won our recent sweepstake for an all expenses trip to our Carlsbad headquarters! We'll fly you business class, provide you with a 5 star hotel for the week, you'll get fitted for a whole new set of clubs in our performance labs, we'll kit you out in new gear from head to toe, you'll get some coaching and practise rounds, and then you'll finish off the week with 9 holes against a very special guest. I just need to take some details from you and we'll get everything booked!"
I couldn't believe my ears. I never won anything. And now here I was on my way to California for the golf trip of a lifetime! I liaised with Tom and booked my week off work. It was still a month to go and I was desperately excited.
The month passed incredibly slowly, but before long I was jetting off to California on a shiny Virgin Atlantic plane. I'll gloss over much of the week, because the crux of this story is the round of golf at the end. Suffice to say, TaylorMade treated me like a celebrity. I had everything I needed, and my new clubs were amazing. I'm not a brilliant golfer - handicap 28 - but i do enjoy getting out, and everyone loves new bats! The coaching and so on was really useful and informative too.
So, skipping forward to the last day, I had a relaxed morning in the spa having massages and so on, and enjoyed a good lunch in the restaurant. Then I got changed and headed out to the waiting limo. We had an hour's ride ahead so I settled down for a bit of a relax. California was amazing. Not least of all because of the weather. It was beautifully warm and sunny, and the girls were out in response. And they were beautiful! Today was no different. There was so much to view from the limo windows. I was definitely sporting a semi by the time we arrived at the course. And it wasn't going to get much better any time soon.
I hopped out of the limo and the driver grabbed my golf bag and took me to the locker room where I sorted out footwear and so on and headed out to the pro shop to meet my playing partner. My jaw dropped when I got there because waiting by a cart was none other than Paige Spiranac. She was even more gorgeous in the flesh: beautifully tanned, golden blonde hair, a great smile, luscious long legs, a curvaceous backside and those tits? Wow! Even in a sports bra they were to die for! She was wearing fairly standard golf attire for women who have a figure to flaunt. A shirt showing a little cleavage and a little midriff, and a very short frilly skirt.
As soon as she saw me she bounded over to me, full of energy and initiated a kiss on each cheek. She was so bubbly and friendly and she smelt divine!
"Wow, Paige," I almost stuttered, "I'm a massive fan. Such a delight to actually meet you! I'm Bill." I admit I was definitely a little starstruck!
"Bill," she replied, "the pleasure is all mine. I'm really looking forward to playing with you today!" In retrospect I swear she winked at me as she said it, emphasising the 'playing', but I'm not 100% sure.
A rep from TaylorMade made formal introductions and explained that there would be quite the entourage for our 9 holes as they would be filming it for marketing purposes. First of all, though, we were to head to the range for a warm up. Our tee time was in an hour or so, the film crew would meet us at the first tee.
I loaded my bag onto the cart next to Paige's and plonked myself in the passenger seat.
"Don't want to drive, Bill?"
"No thanks Paige. I don't know the course at all, and i want to admire the view!" The slight double entendre was definitely intended.
Paige hopped into the driver's seat and sped us off to the range. We positioned ourselves at the furthest bays from the entrance, Paige taking the one next to the wall, meaning that I was able to watch her as we warmed up. I've no idea if I even hit a ball properly. I was mesmerised by the delicious butt bobbing around in front of me. Every time she took a shot the frilly section of the skirt flipped up giving a delightful view of a delightfully shapely bottom underneath the panty section.
After a few minutes Paige stopped hitting balls and watched me hit a few.
"Bill, you're not moving your hips enough as you hit. Watch me."
I gladly watched. Then it was my turn. I hit a couple.
"That's better, but not quite. Come here, stand behind me and put your hands on my hips so you can feel the movement."
I didn't need another invitation. I stood behind her and placed my hands on her hip. She slowly went through a some slow-motion swings. I could feel her muscles rippling and I was getting hard again.
Then she told me to try again, so I did. I concentrated hard on recreating the moves I'd felt her make. It was difficult but I felt I was improving.
"That's really good Bill, you're nearly there. Do you mind if I stand behind you and guide you a bit?"
"No, not at all. Do whatever you think is needed."
I took my stance and she stood behind me, reached around and grabbed hold of the shaft of my driver. She pressed her whole body into mine. It was delightfully soft and supple. We did a few slow-motion swings and I felt her abdomen pressing firmly into my rear as we went back and forth. My dick was pulsating with the sexiness of it all. By now I was certain Paige was teasing me on purpose. I wasn't going to stop her though.
She then stood back and I tried my hardest to remember what to do. Funnily enough it worked. I hit some of the best drives I've hit in my life. Paige was full of praise. She returned to hit a few last balls. Before long it was time to head to the first tee though. I thanked Paige for her attention. She smiled and told me to think nothing of it.
We got to the first tee and there was quite a crowd. The course had been closed to the public for the afternoon, but there were camera men and sound engineers and producers and all that lark everywhere. Paige and I agreed that I'd get a shot on every hole as TaylorMade wanted us to play matchplay. Even so, with all the fuss of interviews and cameras and all that I played terribly. Paige wasn't phased - I guess she was used to it. We completed the 9 holes and I lost comfortably. I don't think I hit a single shot I was pleased with. It was fun though. Paige was a delight to play with. The chatter and banter was great.
After we had completed the 9th hole, the TaylorMade rep thanked me for my time and told me I could complete the 18 on my own if I liked. I said I would. The entourage vanished pretty quickly taking Paige with them. She left her clubs in my cart though, saying that either she, or someone from the club would take them when I completed my round. I thanked her profusely for her help and company. She just smiled and gave me a big hug that lingered slightly longer than it should have. And then she was gone.
I felt a little deflated in all honesty, so I had a pause before I teed off on the 10th. I ate a chocolate bar and used the facilities in the half-way hut.
I teed up my ball and was about to swing when I heard a female voice hollering "hold up" at me. I turned and saw Paige jogging towards me.
"Sorry Bill," she panted when she got to the tee, "I couldn't get away from TaylorMade easily. I really want to play the back 9 with you, for fun, and without those cameras. I could tell they put you off. I got away from them as soon as I could. I couldn't let them know I'd be playing with you though or there would be too many questions to answer! Anyhow I finally managed to sneak out! Would you like me to join you for the back 9?"
"I'd absolutely love that Paige. I've greatly enjoyed your company today."
"I know, I can tell! And I think you've enjoyed more than just my company, am I right?"
I blushed a little and nodded.
"I thought so. So let's make this a little more fun. You played terribly on the front nine, so let's give you a little motivation. The winner of each hole gets to tell the loser to remove one piece of clothing which remains off for the rest of the round. If the hole is tied then we move on. What do you say?"
I couldn't believe my ears.
"Sounds fun Paige, although I'm not sure I'm prepared to be in the buff within 4 or 5 holes!"
"Don't you worry, Bill, you'll play a lot better I'm sure."