John Stamos read the invitation printed in dark black print over and over. He couldn't believe that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 years old. They were having a huge party and supposedly had invited everyone who used to be on the show. He still remembers them as children on the comedy sitcom Full House. A lot of good times came from that show and he'd made really good friends too. He wanted to see everyone again especially the twins. Ah the Olsen twins sure had gotten beautiful over the years.
John still recalled seeing them as little girls on the show. He'd played the role of Uncle Jesse and boy did he wish he were their "real" uncle now. He'd seen them in several children's and teen movies and always managed to get a hard on just thinking how much he'd love to violate them.
Ok John, stop it! They are young ladies. You need to respect them. Don't let them think you're a dirty old man!
At first John didn't want to go, but he thought about his friends Bob Saget and Dave Coulier and figured they could catch up on old times. Supposedly they were going to meet in a fancy hotel downtown New York City. John was surprised they'd choose a hotel to meet at. He always thought maybe a restaurant or a dance club would be more appropriate.
John nervously looked through his entire closet trying to come up with the best outfit to wear.
Why are you being like a woman and taking such a long time to find something to wear damnit?
John asked himself. But he knew quite well why he wanted to look good. It sure wasn't to impress Bob and Dave but to let the Olsen twins know that Uncle Jesse is still hot.
For the whole week John kept working out and looking around at different shops still trying to buy the perfect outfit to wear. Rebecca Romijn -Stamos, his model ex-wife was away doing a show in Paris. He'd have this weekend to himself and he anxiously waited for the day he could see the twins all grown up and of legal age.
It was finally Friday. The big day to see his friends and more importantly the Olsen Twins. The girls who had been haunting him in his wet dreams and in his mind when he was conscious and making love to Rebecca. He had decided he'd comb his dark black hair back and to wear some khaki colored slacks with a black button up long sleeve shirt. Underneath the pants he wore some dark blue boxers just in case he happened to maybe get seduced by the twins or if not them, Candace Cameron, Jodie Sweetin, or even Andrea Barber who played Kimmy. The possibilities were endless.
John had to admit that even though he had a beautiful model wife, he still longed for those young little girls he used to play with on the show. He felt bad for lusting after them but in a way he loved the sexy little fantasies he had of them. Buying a birthday gift for them would be the difficult part. After a few hours of trying to choose, he decided to buy them both matching diamond bracelets since cared for them and had been a big part of his life.
The day had finally arrived and John was heading off to New York to the twins' 18th birthday party. He felt butterflies in his stomach as he got off the plane and onto a cab. The cab driver smiled through the mirror and automatically knew who John was.
"Hey! It's Uncle Jesse!" The cab driver said loudly.
John just laughed. He had gotten used to everyone knowing him as "uncle Jesse." "Yup that's me. But please call me John."
The cab driver nodded. "Yes sir. My little girls used to be huge fans of the show. They both actually had a huge crush on you. They were only about 9 years old at the time of course."
John blushed. "Aww thanks for telling me. It's good to hear things like that."
"So where you off to my friend?" The driver asked.
"To the Marriott Marques downtown please."
"Hmmm nice hotel. Is your beautiful wife Rebecca meeting you there?"
John swallowed hard. "Uh no. It's the Olsen's 18th birthday. I'm going to their party. Rebecca and I split up.
The cab driver almost stopped the car as soon as John said that. "Oh my god! The Olsen Twins? Oh man those girls are so sexy! I mean I know I'm a grown man and shouldn't think that way about them but man they are so hot!"
John couldn't stop smiling. "Yes they are very pretty."
"I'm sorry to hear about you and Rebecca though."
The cab driver went on about how hard the twins made him and all John could do was think the same thing.
John arrived at the hotel around five that afternoon. He was still nervous as hell and kept checking his hair and clothes.
For Christ's sakes! You're acting like woman! It's just Mary-Kate and Ashley. But god they are so sexy!
John checked into his room and asked the hotel attendant if anyone else from the show had checked in. The woman attendant was a cute blonde girl in her mid twenties and she couldn't help but flirt with John.
"No Mr. Stamos. I don't see anyone else from the show here. The Olsen twins said they wouldn't arrive until about ten o'clock tonight."
Oh great! What the hell am I supposed to do?
"Thank you. I'll just wait in my room but if anyone from the show does check in, please call my room and let me know."
The bubbly blonde nodded and giggled. "Yes Mr. Stamos."
John went up to his room and decided to nap for a while. The flight from LA had drained his energy and now he was quite sleepy. It wasn't long until John fell asleep. It was a deep sleep and all he could do was dream about the twins. He imagined himself between them in bed and having them both place nice soft kisses on his chest and moving down to his.....
RING!!!
John was woken up by the loud shrilling ringing of the telephone. "Hello?" He asked in a husky voice.
"Mr. Stamos. The Olsen Twins are here. They are up in the penthouse and are inviting you to go."
John was still confused and took one look at the clock. It was fifteen minutes past ten o'clock. Had he been asleep this long? He felt somewhat dizzy and yet so rested. "Ok thank you just let them know I'll be there in a few minutes."
John hung up the phone and went to wash his face. He looked in the bathroom mirror fixing his hair. He grabbed the outfit he'd chosen and got dressed. It was almost twenty minutes later and John was still in his room pacing back and forth. He wasn't sure what to say to the twins since he hadn't seen them in such a long time. He began to practice his greetings like a guy who wasn't experienced with women.