They say 'War is Hell.' They ain't lyin' brother! I'm Steve Fairfield and I'm in the US Army.
Like a lot of guys I went to High School with, I ended up here in Korea. A lot of them were drafted. I signed up for a hitch in the Army. I had nothing else to do. It was work in a factory back home, or join the Army, and the factory didn't pay well.
Having no real skills or talent, but being a hard worker, I was shipped off to a M.A.S.H. (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) Unit near the front to be a corpsman. You know, move stretchers, and carry stuff. A grunt basically. As an enlisted man, I did my share of the crappy jobs around camp, KP, Guard Duty that kind of thing.
What makes my story so different from other bums like me at other units is what like was like at the 4077. Everyone here was a little loose with the rules, and it felt more like a family than an Army unit usually does. Don't get me wrong, we didn't ignore the rules, but the doctors were allowed to dress out of uniform, and everyone was welcome in the Officer's Club. And I had (and still have) a lot of respect for the doctors, well a few of them anyway. Hawkeye (Dr. Pierce), and BJ (Dr. Hunnicut) were good eggs, Dr. Winchester was a bit of a pompous jerk. Hawkeye and BJ never treated lower (or higher) ranking personnel differently. It made a lot of the brass mad, but the rest of us loved it.
I also liked having the nurses around. Most of the units near the front had no women, and we had a half dozen at any given time. And they were all so nice. I remember this one night in the Officer's Club...
It was a hot summer evening, and a payday! We all felt like drinking a little of our salaries. There were not too many patients, so the place was packed with bored sweaty people. Well the beer and the bourbon were flowing, and after a few hours (and sunset) the party moved outside.
I stumbled off to the latrine to release some of the booze I had trapped in my bladder, only to find it occupied. I walked around back and started peeing into the bushes when I heard a strange noise.
No so much a strange noise, as a strange place to hear that noise.
I have heard women moan like that; hell I've made them moan like that. It was odd hearing it come from the latrine.
After finishing by business behind the latrine, I waited around to see who was getting lucky in there. I was amazed when the door opened and I saw Major Houlihan, the head nurse, walking quickly away from the latrine toward her private tent. She was followed a moment later by Hawkeye. Lucky bastard! I would have given me left arm to get it on with Major Houlihan.
I snuck over toward her tent to try and listen to them.
"Oh Margaret," Hawkeye was moaning, "I have wanted to do this for a long time."
"MMMmmm, I like that. I can't believe I am this drunk! We shouldn't be doing this."
I wish I could look into the tent, but I had to hide so they wouldn't see me.
"Oh my God Hawkeye! You have the biggest dick I have ever seen. I have got to have that in my mouth now!"
I heard a slight slurping sound and a loud 'whoosh' of breath (which I assume was Hawkeye's way of saying he approved).
As I listened to the moaning and slurping, I found myself getting turned on, and I whipped out my own meat. As I hid behind some boxes with my eyes closed I listened to the Major blow Hawkeye and stroked my shaft in time with the sounds they made.
"AHEM!"
My eyes flew open to find nurse Kellye glaring at me through the screen of the nurses' tent. Kellye was the nicest of the nurses. She was like a cousin or something. I always liked her. Even thought she was a little pudgy, she was a cute pudgy, not a mean fatty, like some of the other guys joked about behind her back. She was slightly exotic looking too, being from Hawaii. She was always nice to me, and we would sit together in the Mess Tent sometimes.
I stood quickly and tried to shove my raging hard-on back into my pants as a walked back toward the center of camp. After a few steps, I heard a door slam, and Kellye was jogging after me.
I expected her to chew me out for what I'd done. But when she caught up she just said "Hi."
I stopped in my tracks. "Hi? You're not going to call me a pervert for doing what I was just doing? I mean I had my..." The look on her face made me stop mid-sentence.
Kellye looked at me with a smirk. "You don't think that I was getting wet listening to them fool around? It seems we have each have a problem that we can help the other solve."
I must have looked like a moron staring at her gape-mouthed. Did she mean what I thought she meant?
She leaned in closer with a wicked grin on her face and whispered in my ear, "Unless you want to get a wicked case of blue balls that is."
