Disclaimer: This is a fictional story. All characters depicted are over 18 years of age.
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Setting:
This story takes place some time in Season 9.
Characters:
Monica Gellar (Age 32) - Professional chef. Married to Chandler Bing. Sister to Ross Gellar.
Tag Jones (Age 26) - Ex-boyfriend and former assistant to Rachel Green.
Will Colbert (Age 33) - Ross's high school friend. Member of "I hate Rachel" club.
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It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, but so far it's been a rather terrible day for Monica. Chandler is stuck in Tulsa, Oklahoma due to work. The rest of the gang are on a trip to Maine. Monica was supposed to be on that trip too, but she got a call from the restaurant that morning that someone left the fridge open overnight and everything got spoiled. Monica had to spend the next 5 hours calling every supplier she knows to restock the restaurant as best as she could. When she finished, she collapsed on the couch in her apartment, exhausted and still a little aggravated that her Saturday was ruined.
After a few minutes of rest, Monica's mind began to wander and all of a sudden, she was feeling very horny. It's been more than two weeks now since she and Chandler have had sex. It doesn't help that Chandler works in Tulsa and can only come home twice a month. Monica is a woman with needs. Unbeknownst to most people, she has an insatiable appetite for sex. With Chandler not being around so much, she's had to make due with her vibrator and internet porn. Today, however, she feels like she needs more.
Monica: "Fuck I'm so horny right now. I'm tired of my vibrator. I need a real dick. I know I shouldn't do this to Chandler, but he's never around anymore and I have needs!"
Monica took her phone out of her purse and checked her contact list. Two names jumped out at her and she licked her lips at the thought of a potential threesome. She dialed their numbers and invited them over.
30 minutes later, the first person showed up. It was Tag, Rachel's ex-boyfriend and former assistant.
Tag: "Hey Monica. I was surprised to hear from you. Look, I know you said on the phone that you just want sex, no strings attached. But I still don't know if it's a good idea. Rachel lives just across the hall and I don't want to make things awkward between you two."
Monica: "Tag, relax. You and Rachel haven't been together for over a year. Plus she's not even here. She's on a trip and won't be back for a few days. Do you want to fuck me or not?"
Tag: "Oh fuck yes Monica. I've wanted you ever since I met you. Haven't you ever noticed me checking you out, even what I was with Rachel?"
Monica: "Yea, of course I did. I've caught you staring at my breasts more times than I can remember. But to be fair, I've kinda wanted you for a while as well. There was one time when you and Rachel were having sex and the door wasn't closed completely. I happened to peak in and saw that big young dick of yours. From that point on I knew I needed that cock inside me some day. Well, that day is today!"
Tag: "Fuck...Monica. Let's go to your bedroom and get the party started!"
Before the two could take a step, there was another knock on the door.
Tag: "What the hell? Are we expecting more people?"
Monica: "Well, I didn't mention earlier, but I was kinda hoping for a threesome today. Hope that's ok with you."
Tag: "Um..I guess? It's not Joey is it?"