Coronation Street
The alternative version....for after dark viewers only
Part 1
Cue music
Familiar trumpet solo heralds opening sequence...images of Salford's back to back houses, milk roundsman trundling along, whinstone cobbled alleys with slate roofs and red brick outhouses...curling cat settles to snooze in morning sunshine
The scene
"Underworld" shop floor
It is 7.30 am Saturday morning.
Most of the Street enjoys a lie-in.
Carla has persuaded some of the staff to do a few hours overtime to hasten an order and impress a brand new customer. A long-forgotten crony of Mike Baldwin had looked in a few weeks previously, only to discover that poor Mike was no longer with us.
Carla however had impressed him with her Mediterranean looks and sharp business head, so he decided to give her an order for a sleek and sexy new range of lingerie, designed by the woman herself. Carla milked him to the limit, exploiting all her feminine resources, confident that she had covered all the details, she had opted to take a well deserved weekend break in the Lakes, leaving dear, trustworthy Hayley in charge of the "Shop".
Janice was first to arrive by the back door entrance to find the loveable but gawky Graham erecting a 30 foot aluminium ladder aimed in the direction of the filthy skylights above the yard. He had idled at the edge of the law since leaving school, with dodgy little tobacco deals, dubious CD and DVD trading, pill peddling had kept the wolf from the door, but his shiny new aluminium ladder provided a good and almost honest living and afforded him the opportunity of peeking through the odd bedroom window with impunity.
"Ey 'oop Graham, lad, that looks like a bit of an 'andful, luv!" she chirped.
"I'll have 'er up an' I'll be shakin' an' squeezin' me shammy before you've got 't kettle on Janice, lass," he countered as he began to climb.
Janice watched as he quickly ascended the rungs, noticing for the very first time the impressive bulge in his light canvas overalls. She drew her breath in slowly and watched his ascent...Janice had always had a penchant for large male members and Graham had just soared to the very top of her wish list.
A breathless Hayley arrived with a simpering Sean in tow, twittering about his latest conquest in the gay quarter the previous evening. Hayley wasn't listening. She had other things on her mind.
"Roy has got cat-flu or bird-flu or summat," she moaned, "I'll have to go back and open the caff meself, I'll have to leave you in charge, Jan!"
Janice shrugged, "Nowt extra in me wages, no doubt."
"I'll see what I can do," blustered Hayley who then scuttled back in the direction of Roy's Rolls and her beloved, hapless partner.
Janice cast an upward glance in Graham's direction, hoping for and getting another glimpse of his pendulous cock lurking in the recesses of his overalls. He looked down, caught her eye and winked....He knew exactly what she was doing.
Janice sat in the tea-bay, filled, then switched on the kettle for the first brew of the day.
"So you scored last night, then, Seannie? Had a bit of a fondle, did you?"
Sean sidled towards her, arms folded, smirking like a cat who'd just found the cream.
"I enriched his evening, Jan, with me charm and me fookin' rapier wit!"
Janice ignored his wittering, still thinking about Graham's bulge. Sean was standing about a foot from her and on impulse she reached out her hand to stroke the front of his jeans. To her slight surprise, he didn't flinch, didn't even lower his eyes. He just stood there as she quickly found the bulge of his cock and gently fondled it, feeling it grow and spread at her touch.
"Don't know what you are playing at Janice," he murmured, "but I can't say that I mind too much."
Slowly she unzipped him and slipped her hand inside; fully aware that the other girls could arrive at any moment, but sufficiently aroused to continue.
Sean's cock was quite something in her hands - not much girth, but long and bent like a banana...as it reached its fullness, she gasped slightly and leaned her head forward. The scent of Lynx deodorant filled her nostrils as she prepared to put the tip in her mouth.
A sudden rattling at the door jolted them both from their reverie...Sean swiftly tucked away his impossible erection as a blustering, flustered Janice headed for the door. Too late she noticed a face at the tiny wicket window. Deirdre appeared to have been spying at them through the glass. Janice opened the door, her chest still heaving from her impromptu liaison.
Deirdre leaned into her and whispered.
"I often wondered about Sean's cock, I couldn't quite see it, is it as good as I imagine?"
"Why don't you find out for yourself, Dreary," she answered dryly. "What brings you 'ere of a Saturday anyway?"
Deirdre tilted her nose at Janice, "None of your biz, Janice...and in case you hadn't noticed, t' kettle is about to explode!"
Janice hurried to attend to the impending burn-out as Deirdre sidled up to Sean who had turned his back in an effort to hide his embarrassing bulge. She bundled him into a corner and Sean suddenly felt a pair of small hands squeezing his bum cheeks.
"Hello, big-boy," she purred in his ear, "I saw what you were both up to through the window. I thought you batted for t' other side."
"All's fair in luv'n war," he retorted. "You like me bum, Deirdre? Better than Ken's I'll bet!"
"Much better than 'is... lovely tight cheeks, Seannie...mmm." She continued to squeeze and stroke them, then curled her hands around to feel the outline of his rapidly re-arising muscle.
Janice caught sight of the pair in the mirror hanging over the tea-bay sink, but continued to watch without turning around...her voyeuristic tendencies aroused. She had unzipped her overall and her right hand dropped to caress herself through her flimsy skirt. Simultaneously, something caught her eye at the very top of her view.
Graham peeping through the skylight, watching Deirdre stroking Sean's cock...Janice tiptoed past the fumbling pair and headed for the door. She crept outside and looked up, intent on startling the peeping Graham. Her mouth dropped open in surprise, Graham was perched at the very top of the ladder, his massive cock was fully exposed and he was slowly wanking himself as he watched Deirdre's ministrations.
Janice immediately hatched herself a master plan. All thoughts of work that morning had fled...she knew where the electrical mains switch was and decided she could trip the circuit breaker...no power, no machines....It had been quite some time since she had enjoyed any real sexual gratification and now seemed as good a time as any. She had a small group of very horny people in a loose gathering and she intended to make the most of it. Janice wasn't too bothered about where her pleasures came from...man preferably, but woman, dildo...it was all the same to her.