Me: Who's pussy is this bitch?
Ms Upton: IT'S YOURS DICKKKKKKKKKKKK!! FREAK ME DADDYYYYYYY!!
I fucking pissed in her pussy, while I slammed up it, every fucking inch, tasting that sweet, fine ass pussy. She squirted three times in a row. I pulled my cock out each time, letting her pussy soak my 10 thick, then I slammed right back up her pussy. I shot my wad deep in her soaking wet pussy. She loved it.
Ms Upton: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS FEED MY PUSSY DADDYYYYYYY!!
I pulled out and stood up. I pulled her head back and she gobbled up my huge cock, sucking it totally dry, while I roughly groped her very big, full tits, slapping them hard, shaking her rock hard nipples hard and squeezing them harder. Damn, she has gorgeous tits. I kept mauling them while she sucked my cock clean. After a few more minutes of rough breast play, I kissed her and she gave me my money. She's another of my hoes and a damn good one.
When I got back across the street and sat down, the hottest chick in the hood came jogging by. Kim and I are friends, but she won't hook up with me, while I'm with my crazy ass girlfriend. I'm gonna fix that real soon...Watch out for the ending... Wink... Fuzzy and I stared at her and waved, as she waved at us. It seemed liked she was jogging in slow motion. Baywatch has nothing on my girl Kim. She has the most gorgeous face and body I've ever seen. I just stared. Fuzzy woke me out of my trance.
Fuzzy: Dick, dude, snap outta it, bro.
He leaned back and smoked. He's a weed head for sure. I dabble in it too, from time to time, and right then, seemed like the perfect time. I lit a blunt and got to puffing. Just then Mr Upton, she's a woman, pulled up. They are sort of lesbians. Mr Upton is the "man" for sure. Ms Upton is bisexual and quite a hot woman. Mr Upton works nights. She came over to buy some weed from Fuzzy. I smoke it, I don't sell it. They completed their transaction and we shot the breeze.
Mr Upton: Dick, I've been wanting to talk to you about something. It's awkward for me, but I've been thinking about it a lot lately. My wife has been getting on my nerves. I know she's cheating on me... No comment... I was wondering, if I could be one of your hoes. Maybe pimp me out to other chicks.
She looked at me, with a frustrated and kinda sad look. I like her, she's a cool chick, even though I'm pimping and fucking her wife, I still dig her. I pimp lesbians too. Hey, chicks pay for pussy, just like dudes do. I'm a equal opportunity pimp. The money's green, dude or chick, so it's all good in the hood.
Me: You got it babe. I have several lesbian friends, that pay for pussy baby and you're hot, so we can make some good paper.
She smiled and thanked me. She kissed me and went to her knees. I guess she was gonna dabble, in some dick. She sucked me like a pro. Obviously, she had been practicing on some dildos or something. She licked me all the way up and down and nibbled on my throbbing manmeat. She rubbed my hairless balls, I hate public hair, so I shave down there. She smiled up at me and licked all over my meaty balls. She spit all over my cock and jerked it, as Fuzzy stared on in disbelief, with his blunt hanging out of his mouth.
Fuzzy: Damn Dick, you're the motherfucking man, dude.
Mr Upton: And he's got the most beautiful cock.
She smiled and winked at me, sucking me voraciously, jerking and sucking my cock, so fucking hard. She pulled her great C cup tits out, playing with them, as she sucked me, like a all star ho. I looked right at her, puffed my blunt hard and basked in the feeling, of being the motherfucking king pimp of pimps. She wrapped her tits around my cock and fucked my rock hard cock with it. The soft friction of those sweet, full tits on my cock had me ready to pop. She sped up, working those titties up and down my cock at supersonic speed.
I just puffed and shot my load in her open mouth and on her tits. Fuck, she looked so good, with my cum all over her. She licked my cock and her tits clean, swallowing every drop of jizz in her and on her. She hugged me and I told her I would call her later, with a hookup for her.
Mr Upton: Thanks Dick, love ya babe. See ya Fuzzy.
She walked across the street and went in to see Ms Upton. My sister was in the house sleeping. My mom and dad had gone to work. My mom works for a law firm, as a secretary and my dad is an evil doctor, who tries to take over the world in his spare time. It's a different kind of family, but we get along, accept for when my dad wants his damn hot pockets. Ha.
We walked over to Fuzzy's house. My neighbor Missy is a pain in the ass about her damn grass. She's always making sure no on walks on it. We always do, so she always bitches about it.
Missy: Dudes, GET OFF MY FUCKING GRASS!! PLEASE!! (waving and smiling) Thank you.
We ran into FeeBo, the fat ass wannabe bully in the neighborhood. He wanted some money and he wanted Fuzzy to go with him in Missy's house to see what he could get.
FeeBo: Come on Fuzzy, let's check the big titty, little lady's house. I'M DEAD SEXY!!
Fuzzy and I just looked at each other.
FeeBo: Dick, you distractttttt her, OK?
Me: Dude, I ain't getting mixed up in that shit.
FeeBo: Ahhhh, come on man. Pleaseeeeeeeeeee, come on, I need money to work on my abs. I'M DEAD SEXY!!
He pulled up his shirt and showed us his gigantic hairy stomach. He kept farting too. We gagged and I agreed to help, just to get him to go away and stop saying...I'M DEAD SEXY!! I went up to Missy, who was on her front porch and sweet talked her, as FeeBo and Fuzzy tried to figure out how to get their fat asses in her house. I shook my head, cause they were making so much damn noise. The idiots finally figured out to go in her back door.
I made out with Missy and played with those big natural tits of hers. She knelt down and sucked my cock, looking up at me. I put my hands on her ears, cause the two idiots were arguing and making so much noise in her house.
FeeBo: Hurry up jackass, I ain't got all day. I'M DEAD SEXY!!
She wrapped her big tits around my cock and I fucked her soft tits. I shook my head at the noise the idiots were making in her house, but I kept my hands on her ears. I pounced those big tits harder and harder. She licked my cock head, as it popped out and tickled my big balls. I heard FeeBo and Fuzzy finally leave her HOUSE, so I pumped Missy's tits faster and came all over them. I covered them in my thick pimp cream. She smiled at me and licked it all up. She sucked me clean and asked me to come over again tomorrow when her loser husband was at work. He's an astronaut, I think. She wanted me to give her a Big Bang... wink... I told her I would and I went over to Fuzzy and FeeBo.
Me: You get anything?
Fuzzy: Yeah we got about $200
Feebo: I got about $200...now I can get that good abs video and do a little work on my abssss. I'M DEAD SEXY!!
He waddled off.
Fuzzy: Fat Bastard...
We looked at each other...We went over to Fuzzy's house and went in, his hot mom was on the phone, laughing and smoking.
Fuzzy: Damn mom, why don't you get up and clean or cook? Do something.
She looked at him angrily. Fuzzy went in his room I sat on the sofa next to his hot, red haired, big tit mom. She had her legs crossed, shaking the one on top. I pulled out my cock, shaking it at her. She smiled, while she smoked. I put my hand on her head, pushing it to my cock. She took a big draw on her cigarette and blew the smoke slowly, all over my cock. It felt so fucking good.
She sucked my cock and talked on the phone. She kept blowing smoke all over my hard cock and balls, as she deepthroated my excited cock. I played with her big tits, as she softly chewed on my cock head, sucking it hard, licking up all of the precum. She sucked me like a sex crazed slut, which she is. I grunted and dumped my huge thick load in her mouth. She sucked up every drop, as she talked. She's quite the multitasker.
Fuzzy's Mom: Thanks Dick, I needed that baby. Love ya.
I winked at her and joined Fuzzy in his room. He was smoking, as usual.
Me: What I don't get is, how you be selling weed, when you be smoking it.
Fuzzy: I don't know, I ain't figured that out yet.
Me: Alright, you better watch it. I heard Big Herm fucked up a fool for 50 bucks.
Fuzzy: Man, I don't give a shit. Fuck that Herman Munster looking motherfucker.
He leaned back and puffed away. I had a feeling he might be getting fucked up, by Big Herm, in the near future, damn fool. His hot mom came in and sat in my lap, her arm around me. She handed him a dollar. Fuzzy looked at it, in disbelief.
