(A fictional story about fictional characters)
Debra Barone was upset with her husband Raymond; no she was pissed. He had done it to her again. He had completely ignored the plans they had made, and now she had to go by herself. The previous night had been the first wedding anniversary of his brother Robert and his bride Amy, and they had all attended a dinner in their honor at his parents' home (who just happened to live right across the street from Debra). A week before, Robert and Amy had invited Debra and Ray to a casual supper at their apartment, the Saturday after their anniversary; so that just the four of them could celebrate. They figured it would be much more relaxing and fun without Robert's parents, Frank and Marie, present. She had made a point of telling Ray well in advance so he wouldn't make other plans, but at the last minute he had accepted an assignment to cover the Mets game in Philadelphia. He swore she never told him about the invitation, but she could pinpoint the exact day and time.
His response was, "did you tell me when I was watching a game? You know I have to concentrate when I'm watching."
She snapped back, "when aren't you watching a game? And don't tell me they are all for work."
Ray was a sports columnist for New York Newsday, and often took assignments in other cities; but he could usually refuse them or get someone else to cover for him. This time he had volunteered at the last minute, and had to go. He could be so exasperating, she thought to herself. Now she either had to cancel the dinner invite, or go to Amy's by herself.
Canceling was really not an option, because Marie had already volunteered to baby sit their daughter Ally and twins Michael and Geoffrey. There was no way Debra was going to miss out on a free night away from the kids. She loved her kids dearly; but a night out was worth its weight in gold. She had originally told Marie a little white lie: that she was going to a friend's house for the evening. It wasn't really a lie...Amy was a friend; but if she had told her about the dinner invite, Marie would have been offended because she wasn't invited. Marie was great with the kids, but it was her nature to be a nosy, pushy, obtrusive, criticizing mother-in-law. Sometimes Debra wanted to strangle her. Now that Ray had canceled, Debra informed Marie that since they had to cancel their dinner plans, Amy had suggested they get together for a girls night out and a movie...she deduced that by adding the movie, Marie would gladly baby sit a little later. Her plan worked like a charm because Marie had suggested that the kids just stay the night at her house; that way Debra wouldn't wake them when she came home late.
The more she had thought about it though, the less angry she was..."maybe going by myself is an even better idea," she thought. She began to formulate a plan and phoned her friend Amy to discuss it. She and Amy had been friends long before they had met any of the Barones. They had actually met in college, and one night after drinking too much wine at a sorority party, they had ended the evening kissing passionately. That aspect of their relationship had never progressed, but both had always wondered. Debra had been brought up to be very liberal, and had even gone topless once on Spring Break. Amy, on the other hand, was the daughter of very strict, conservative parents, and had been a virgin when she met Robert. Debra and Amy had remained very close friends, and shared their innermost secrets with each other. Debra had once confided in Amy that she often wondered what kind of lover Robert would be. He was a giant of a man; six foot eight inches tall, with huge hands and feet; and Debra had always wondered if any other part of his anatomy was over-sized. Amy had shyly admitted that his penis was indeed enormous. It was no secret, even to Amy, that Robert had always had a school-boy crush on his sister-in-law, Debra. Even after they were married, he would often mention Debra's name. Together, Debra and Amy decided to give Robert a very special anniversary gift.
With the kids planted in front of the TV, their usual Saturday recreation, Debra readied herself for her evening with the "other" Barones. She decided to have a relaxing soak in the tub; this would also serve to make shaving her legs easier. After adding a dash of her favorite Jasmine fragrance to the steaming water, she lay back in the tub using a folded towel for a pillow. As the comforting heat enveloped her naked body, she wondered when was the last time she was this relaxed. She spread body wash on her hands and gently caressed her still soft and supple skin. Her gumdrop sized nipples became erect as she massaged her impressive breasts. When pregnant with the twins, her breasts had actually grown to a full 38 D, and amazingly had remained that size, even after nursing. Ray loved them, of course, and nicknamed them "Barnes & Noble." She had to admit, she was very proud of her breasts which ,despite her impending "middle age," showed hardly a trace of sag. Ray's friends certainly took notice of them whenever she wore anything low cut.
As she lifted each of her long, shapely legs out of the water and ran the razor the entire length from ankle to thigh; she was struck with another thought...one that made her feel particularly naughty. Since the birth of the twins, she had kept her pubic area bare except for a thin "landing strip" of bright red hair, just above her slit. To celebrate this occasion, she decided to go completely bald. Even though she was the only one in the room, she thought she actually blushed as she raised up to sit on the edge of the tub, and very carefully eliminated her remaining pubic hair. After submersing herself again, she couldn't resist running her hands over her completely smooth mound; totally satisfied with the feel. She resisted using a shampoo bottle for self-gratification; reasoning that there would be plenty of time for stimulation later.
After relaxing for a few minutes longer, she pulled the plug and stood up to dry herself off. She glanced in the full length mirror on the back of the door as she was toweling the moisture from her legs, and was pleased with what she saw. Even in her thirties , her ass cheeks were still shapely and firm, with just a hint of droop. She smoothed moisturizing lotion over her entire body, especially on the freshly shaved mound between her legs. She even sprayed a drop of her favorite strawberry scented fragrance on her crotch, feeling a bit wicked as she did. She put on a pair of totally transparent thong panties, noting that her slit was completely visible through the black fabric. The skimpy matching bra also left nothing to the imagination, but she might decide to discard that anyway. She had purchased a completely sheer black lace robe, that came down to just barely cover her ass; and she stashed this in her purse for later. Debra had never felt more sexy as she admired her look in the mirror. She finished dressing in jeans and a conservative blouse; after all, she wanted Marie to think she was joining Amy for a "girls night out."
Coming down the stairs, she saw that Marie was already there to pick up the children. Marie informed her, "I didn't want to rush you...I've just been straightening up a bit." These were the type of comments that would normally send Debra's blood pressure through the roof, but the hot bath had relaxed her enough that she just let it pass.
"Thank you Marie," she sarcastically answered, "I don't know how I would survive without your help."
"You're welcome...I don't either," Marie continued, seemingly trying to provoke Debra.
Looking forward to the evening ahead, Debra just let it slide; kissed her children, made sure they had their overnight bags, and watched the trio cross the street to Marie's home. As Debra locked the doors (even the back door), and headed out to her car; she realized she was humming to herself...and smiling.
"Hi Deb, welcome, welcome, come on in," Robert greeted her with a beaming smile when she arrived at their apartment. "So sorry Raymond couldn't make it," he stated sarcastically. He and Ray had always had a "love/hate" relationship. She guessed all brothers were competitive; but those two took it to extremes. To make matters worse, Ray had always clearly been Marie's favorite, and Robert craved her affection.
Amy strolled out of the kitchen and hugged Debra, saying, "I hope you don't mind Chinese takeout, our stove is on the fritz."
Debra assured her, "that's fine, I'm just happy to be here for your anniversary...and to get away from Marie."
"I hear that," chimed in Robert; knowing that his mother and Debra had a completely adversarial relationship. "We rented a couple of interesting movies for the night, if you can stay."
