"Mike, honey, I think there was a mistake with this costume!" Carrie Underwood yelled from the bathroom to her husband.
"What's wrong with it?" he asked walking in, wearing an executioner costume with a full-faced mask, his eyes and lips the only thing visible.
"I think it's-OH SHIT!" she screamed, turning around to find her masked husband holding a fake axe over his shoulder. "Don't scare me like that!"
Carrie, wearing only her flesh-colored panties, smacked Mike on the arm with a playful smile on her face. She picked up her costume and held it to her body.
"I asked for a regular witch costume, I'll look like a hooker wearing this," she said, trying to stretch the fabric.
"I don't see a problem with it," Mike laughed.
"Of course you don't, my whole legs are showing and so are my boobs," she said as she pulled it over her head. She adjusted the costume to her body, showing just how revealing it was. "Look, my butt is almost hanging out too! This thing is like three sizes too small!"
"I fail to see the problem with this, Carrie," Mike said, grabbing his wife and pulling her against his body.
"You dirty man," she happily said as she lifted up the mask and gave him a kiss. "I don't want to show up to a mansion dressed like a two-cent whore?"
"Babe, you are worrying way too much, it's Halloween. Women are allowed to dress a bit risquΓ© for one night," he told her as he pulled his phone out of his pocket. "Look, TMZ posted a picture of Taylor Swift's costume."
Carrie's eyes grew as she saw the picture of Taylor Swift wearing essentially devil costume (which was really just a red string bikini and devil horns) into one of the fanciest clubs in Los Angeles.
"Wow, she is such a slut," Carrie laughed. "I guess I can let my guard down for one night. Just don't get used to seeing my dress like this...in public." Carrie pulled Mike's ear to her mouth.
The married couple kissed again before Mike noticed two pairs of witch boots resting on the toilet.
"Which boots should I wear?" Carrie asked. "Up to my knee or up my entire leg?"
"Well I do love seeing your legs, why not go with the full lengths," he suggested.
"I don't know why I asked," Carrie sighed with a smile. "Now get out, let me take care of my business."
"Can't I watch you get dressed?" Mike asked.
"Not unless you want to watch me answer nature too," Carrie told him, immediately scaring him out of the bathroom. "Can you grab my witch hat!?"
Ten minutes later, the short thirty-two year old emerged from the bathroom wearing the super-tight witch costume that just barely covered the curvature of her butt cheeks, her breasts trying their damnedest to pop out of the low cut top. The boots on her legs only allowed a small amount of skin to show. Included were a belt there simply for show, not needed to hold it in place, and sleeves hugged her arms tight while her hand gripped a cute little broom. The only part of her intended costume she received was the large witch hat. Dark purple and black makeup surrounded her happy eyes as she finished modeling her wears for the evening to her drooling husband.
"I think there's more fabric in the hat than the dress," Carrie said as she pulled her long blonde hair behind her ears.
"You look as beautiful as ever," Mike said as he handed the list of emergency numbers to the babysitter.
Carrie ran over to her son and gave him a kiss on the forehead before escorting her executioner husband outside to the car. Mike held the door open for his wife as she climbed into the brand new Mustang they had purchased a month earlier. While driving, the hockey player, with his mask off and on his lap, could not stop looking over at his wife's plunging cleavage. Carrie had to slap him to get his focus back on the road.
"I know my boobs look good but I'd like to not die tonight, especially dressed like this," she said as she crossed her arms over her chest.
Carrie happily watched out the window as they approached the mansion owned by her agent, already crawling with people both inside and out. The blonde let out a sigh of relief as she saw several women wearing significantly less of a costume than she herself was in.
Mike handed the keys of the car to the valet and put his mask on as they walked up the stairs. Carrie hugged her man's arm as tight as possible while holding her little broom in the opposite hand. Instantly, she noticed the scores of both men and women staring at her chest as if they were on fire.
"I think you're the star of the party," Mike said. "And we technically aren't even inside yet."
"I feel like such a whore in this costume," she whispered back.