Man, I can not believe to tell you the feeling I had when walking the last part to HHH's locker. Starting from 3PM until right before 8PM, I had fucked 5 divas, well not just divas⦠WWF divas. The stars of plenty of men's fantasies. I had fucked them front, back, up, and down. I had left them all begging for more and I even got their numbers! I don't even know where to begin to explain how this all came about. I swear at 2:58 PM, I felt like nothing more then just a Sick Freak in the words of The Rock, and a perverted one at that. What ever gave me a sense that I had a chance in hell of nailing a WWF Diva? Well I had, I had nailed 5 of them, hard and good.
So I figured I'd go to HHH's room, a guy who also in a period of 5 hours basically became my best friend and watch the greatest TV show in the world, Monday Night RAW. I just wanted to sit back and watch, with the thinking of no more divas and no worries about anything. Well it just so happened before the night was over; I'd be dealing with both these matters.
I got to HHH's locker room and knocked, HHH said "hold on", but I heard Stephanie say it was ok and HHH just readily agreed then and so he opened the door a little and I slid in, in case there was a reason not to swing it open and there was a reason because my eyes automatically were fixated onto a nearly naked Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. She was getting into a pair of tight leather pants that were coming up over a very sexy light pink thong, obviously she had changed her underwear as well, and as she pulled the pants up, my mind finally clicked that she was topless! Her boobs swayed and were mesmerizing, her nipples becoming slightly erect. As much of an idiot it might've made me, I tried not to get too attached so that HHH wouldn't get pissed, so I turned to him and gave him a handshake and went to sit on the leather couch they had. HHH said they were just about to start the show with Flair.
Stephanie got my attention by talking about that she and Debra were about to go stage a catfight and I should be sure to watch. Me and HHH both said we wouldn't miss it for the world and laughed. Stephanie still was topless and was making it oh-so difficult on me as she sat on HHH's lap without her shirt and whispered in his ear. HHH started to rub her breasts and Steph gave me a wink. I couldn't take this without doing something that could've gotten me killed by HHH so I asked for a drink. He pointed me to the back of the room where the wet bar is.
I went to the wet bar and low and behold they actually had alcohol. I could've used some then. There was some vodka I could take so I took two shots of that while looking at the couch and it was basically as if the 2 lovebirds had forgotten I was in the room. Stephanie and HHH shared a very passionate filled kiss, Stephanie forcing as much tongue as possible, Triple H just basically palming Stephanie's left tit, rubbing and groping it. Stephanie saw me out the corner of her eye and just smiled. HHH gave her nipple a kiss and then placed her besides him. "Show's starting honey." Stephanie gave him a kiss on the cheek like all was well and moved to me. "He's called The Game for a reason, if the show's on, it's all business, I've grown to it, because eventually tonight he'll show me the attention I want." I got my 3rd shot of Vodka and was feeling relaxed, I was doing damn well.
"Hey, you want to have a little fun, we can get away with it because Hunter might as well be part of the TV now." I asked what she had in mind and she got a shot of vodka and put it into her cleavage, the shot glass resting nicely. "Now drink this from my tits and when it gets into your mouth, don't swallow." I did what she said and left the vodka on my tongue and then without me even realizing it, Stephanie forced herself on me, but like I was gonna resist. She took some of the vodka for herself and swallowed it; she put my right hand on her tit and let me massage it for a second before pulling away. She threw on low-cut chlorine colored shirt and said she'd be back before 8:45. Hunter and I both said goodbye and I sat next to HHH, again feeling good.
The Flair/McMahon/Jericho promo went well and they were back from commercial, ready for the 1st match. It just so happened at that time Lillian Garcia made an appearance on TV as the announcer for the night. Lillian looked amazing this night with a silver number on. She wasn't a diva by standards, but she had hella nice legs and a very good body. "What's the deal with Lillian man?" I asked Hunter. "What you talking about?"
"Well, to me she's very attractive, but yet she's not a quote, unquote "WWF Diva", and never in the Diva photo shoots."
"Well she says all the time that she's only in the WWF to help build her music career, which is very promising. But she's not just another woman, she likes having some fun, and I actually got a funny story. She thought she'd never get to interview The Rock, who she has a secret crush on. She came to me with this problem, thinking somehow I could fix it, so ever so subtly, and I mean subtly, hinted I had a little stroke in how things could be run. Well she ran with it and dragged me into an equipment room in the arena and gave me the best blowjob I've ever had! She took 2 huge loads of mine into her mouth and swallowed."
I was amazed at the story. "So she interviewed The Rock I'm guessing?"
"Yeah, and take this into mind, anytime you see her Interview The Rock, it's because she blew me, and I'm not making that up." HHH had now conjured up many thoughts in my head about maybe getting a finale in before the night was up, just a little something to call my own basically. I rested my head on my hand and I guess I had a look of deep thought because Hunter spoke up. "Hey man, she always comes to my locker room after the show to make sure she was ok during the show, so if you want it, I gauren-damn-tee you'll have it.
I put my hands behind my head and stretched out smiling. "Hey Hunter, what's that line about how good you are?"
"I am That Damn Good."
"No, no, no. I am that DAMN Good!" HHH laughed and accepted my statement. We had probably the greatest time I've ever experience. It was like this guy was my lifelong friend, someone I had trusted in for years. It was seriously something amazing. Our conversation turned into more man talk as one by one throughout the night, Stacy, Torrie, and Trish all came down the ramp. What we noticed is that all 3 woman came out with a bigger bounce in their step, like they were more then happy to be there. I didn't want to brag, but damn if I obviously didn't know it was because of me. A producer walked in and said as soon as Stephanie came back, they would have to get ready for 2 backstage segments. HHH really didn't want much of that but obliged. Stephanie rolled back in about 8:40. "Hunter, make sure I get a good shot in on Austin next time I see him."