It was a relatively quiet night at the Barone house. The twins were staying across the street with Frank and Marie, and their daughter was on a sleepover at a friends house across town. Ray and Debra had invited Robert and Amy over for dinner, where she was glad to play hostess without her mother-in-law critiquing every move.
As Debra was serving up some chocolate cake for dessert, the guys were reminiscing about some of their old days back in high school. They brought up a couple of their old girlfriends, and some of their awkward dates. Of course Ray mentioned the time he spied on Robert with Gina DePino, the class flirt.
"Ah yes! Gina DePino!" Robert stammered, as he was visualizing the busty brunette. "Or as we used to call her, VaGina." The two brothers snickered to themselves over their immature name calling.
The girls cringed as they listened to the guys talk about their sexual conquests. The brothers didn't take the hint, and continued to ramble on about their shenanigans. Raymond relived the spying episode as if it were yesterday.
"That was the first time I ever saw boobies! They were awesome! Even if I was watching from your bedroom closet."
"You were in the closet spying on them! Debra scolded, with a hint of disgust in her tone. "It's so nice to know I married a pervert."
Robert couldn't resist a chance to chime in and embarrass his brother. "I always wondered why my closet was littered with old crusty tissues."
Again the girls shook their heads in disgust. This time Amy had had enough. She called the guys a couple of pigs before storming out. "And we don't wanna hear the story about how you did Gina DePino in the butt! I'll be in the car!"
Robert and Raymond just looked at each other dumbfounded at Amy's revelation.
"YOU TOLD HER?!" Raymond screamed at his brother for telling his fiancée about the dirty deed. "Why would you tell her that?"
As Robert sat there in silence, Debra just threw her hands up in the air in disbelief. She was staring daggers at her husband before letting him have it.
"We can't even have an enjoyable dinner together without you bringing up a story of whacking off in a closet while watching your brother buttfuck the school whore. Nice, Ray. Real nice."
Debra just rolled her eyes at the two sulking guys, before heading upstairs. "Real nice."
"I can't believe you told Amy!" Ray said, under his breath, trying to get the last word in. "There's certain things that are better left unsaid."
Robert just stood up and moped toward the door, whimpering about how he was going to make it right with his girlfriend.
Raymond went upstairs to apologize to Debra, hoping that if he was sincere, he might get lucky. All the talk about "VaGina" had got him excited. As he joined his wife in bed, he gave a half-hearted apology, saying he didn't mean to bring up any past girlfriends.
"Gina DePino has got nothing on you!"
Raymond massaged Debra's smooth tanned thigh, trying to get a response from his wife, who was giving him the silent treatment. His attempts at making up weren't going very well. Apologies weren't really his strong point.
"You know I'd much rather be stroking myself watching you." He ran his large hands down Debra's legs and back, making sure to pet her gorgeous round ass.
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I have a beautiful wife that has the nicest ass on the block. Gina DePino only wishes she could have an ass like yours."
Raymond's flattery was beginning to actually take affect. Debra arched her back, flaunting her butt in front of her husband, who continued to caress it. Apparently Debra was in the mood too. Why else would she have put on her sexy black nightie, something usually reserved for special occasions.
Debra finally gave up on the silent treatment, having a change of heart. Ray's tender massage seemed to be doing the trick. She rolled over, asking about their infamous night with Gina DePino.
"I never knew you were a voyeur. Did you really watch him from the closet?"
Ray was happy that Debra decided to talk to him, maybe there was a possibility of some nookie after all. However, he didn't like being busted for jerking off in the closet. He figured he'd let it all out in the open.
"I hid in his closet a bunch of times. I watched Robert and several of his girlfriends. It was something I looked forward to every Saturday night!"
Debra was somehow intrigued by this little secret, no matter how perverted it was. Raymond couldn't believe that she wasn't chewing him out for being so naughty.
"But did you actually play with yourself, or did you just watch?"
Raymond didn't exactly know how to respond. He knew that he must have jerked off at least a dozen times while hiding in the closet. Raymond wasn't lying about the tissues either. He was hesitant to let his wife know what a pervert he was. He swallowed his pride and told the truth, figuring as long as Debra seemed interested, why lie any more than he had to.
"I jacked off every time" Raymond confessed, still twirling his finger over his wife's luscious body. "The night Robby fucked VaGina, I made a huge mess. That was the first time I got caught. She wasn't too happy."
