Nicola Kings phone pinged, it was the landlady of The Woolpack pub in the village of Emmerdale.
"Thank you soooo much for standing up to that shyster Al.... drinks are on me next time you're in the Woollie.....
Chas xx
Nicola had duped Al Chapman at a public meeting on his plans to turn the pub into luxury apartments, and Chas was very grateful.
A few days later Nicola was in the pub, which as usual these days was not very busy.
"Hi Nicola, a glass of Pinot? On the house of course," said Chas cheerily.
The late thirty something blonde replied, "would love too, but Jimmy is on one of his long haul jobs, so I have the school run to do, so just a fruit juice please."
"When is he back? We could have a night out, just us two, I can get Paddy or his dad to babysit Eve and Marlon can run the pub, what about it? " said Chas, she hadn't had a good girlie or any kind of night out for an age.
Nicola came straight back, "that's a great idea, throw in a couple of hunks to give us a good fuck and it will be perfect,"
"Nicola, you're a married woman and so am I, but it's a great thought." Replied a laughing Chas.
Nicola's repost was quick, "I thought great sex, or any sex was part of being married, but once or twice a month, for a total of about five minutes, isn't great, I would just love a long slow suck and fuck, man or woman, or both, I'm not bothered, I just want a great shag."
"Well that's an eye opener, " said Chas, then continued, "we will have to see what we can arrange,"
Her own sex life with Paddy was not great, despite her being his fourth wife, his bedroom skills left a lot to be desired, a quick fling with a stranger was very appealing.
They joked about it for a few weeks, teasing each other with lurid tales of sex with dark strangers, but did nothing about it, and carried on with their humdrum and almost non existent sex lives.
One night while Jimmy was away on a long haul job, Nicola had the most erotic dream. She was in a bar in a swanky hotel when a young black guy came up to her and asked if she would suck his cock. She never spoke, but simply dropped to her knees and removed an absolute monster from his trousers and proceeded to suck it until he splattered her face with his jizz. He then zipped up his pants and walked away. Nicola awoke in a sweat, her whole body covered in perspiration and her fingers sliding in and out of her pussy. She sat up in bed.
"Fuck me, that was too real, god I need a good seeing too," she said out loud to herself and resolved to contact Chas in the morning. It was time to put the plan that seemed stupid at the time, into action.
"You are serious, aren't you?" Said Chas as Nicola, after telling and retelling the dream in every minute detail and almost begging Chas to at least consider the proposal.
Nicola replied, "you bet I am, I will go crazy if I don't get fucked soon,"
"Well we cant let you get any crazier than you are already, so let's make plans." Said Chas, though she could hardly believe what the were going to do.
A month later, they were booking into a nice hotel in Leeds. After a nice lunch they hit the shops and bought classy dresses and oh so sexy underwear.
"Do you know there are two guys out there who have no idea how lucky they are going to get tonight." Said Nicola with a big smile.
They chinked glasses and toasted to their plan coming to fruition.
The first three bars they hit were crowded, there was hardly a space in any of them. Outside the third one they asked a bouncer why the bars were crowded so early. He told them that Leeds United were playing Manchester United in a cup game, it was a sellout at Elland Road, and therefore the fans who couldn't get tickets would be watching in bars around the city.
"Well that was a plan, we have more chance of scoring in Emmerdale than here," moaned Nicola.
Chas said, "let's try a hotel instead of the bars, more chance of an out of town hook up."