Note from author. I was amused by Emma's dilemma the other day and my imagination got in gear. Pun intended!
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England. February, 2024.
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Emma Watson joked about her car being towed away in Stratford-upon-Avon earlier this week, sharing a message on Twitter/X saying she was still searching for a parking spot. The thirty-three-year-old actress and model's £30,000 Audi S3 was reportedly towed and impounded by police on Tuesday the 6th evening after being illegally parked for hours in the West Midlands town.
Tweet confirms that Watson was watching 'The Merchant of Venice 1936' at the Swan Theatre while her car allegedly 'trapped' other vehicles in a car park for nearly four hours.
"The car had parked in front of our gate which is a no-parking zone," the owner of Red Hot Mammas pizzeria told the Daily Mail newspaper. "Three and a half hours of searching for the driver was the last thing I needed after working a 12-hour shift."
In photographs published by the tabloid, the Harry Potter star was seen speaking to an officer and a tow truck driver as she attempted to free her car on Tuesday evening. According to reports and eyewitnesses who spoke with The Sun newspaper, Watson was handed some paperwork before her car was eventually hauled away.
"Emma was pretty upset that her car was being towed away, she came running over shouting, 'Hey, that's my car', and was arguing with the truck driver, but he was having none of it," one person recounted. "Emma was with her mum who watched the whole thing in the street."
Warwickshire Police confirmed "a report of a blue Audi S3 parked across a driveway and blocking in two cars on High Street near the junction with Sheep Street in Stratford."
Photographs obtained by MailOnline show the actress, who was wearing a black French beret and a long dark coat, at the scene with a police officer standing by and the tow-truck driver dressed in high-visibility overalls. But it appears that no amount of wizardry was going to prevent her car from being towed off to the compound as her appeals to be allowed to take back possession of the car fell on deaf ears.
She was faced with having to pay a fine of £192 to free her car and a further 'retention' charge of £26 for every day that the vehicle remains at the police pound.
Police had impounded her Audi A3 and it had been loaded onto a recovery truck. She was out pleading with them not to take her car away. But they weren't listening and it was towed away. Apparently, she had parked in front of some gates and blocked this guy in for hours.
"A man had come into the pub earlier to say that a blue Audi A3 had blocked the entrance to a car park. The police came first and then they called a recovery vehicle and towed it away."
The actress has been contacted by MailOnline for comment but declined to elaborate.
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There are two things Emma loved the most at this moment in time. One is her adorable little motor car which she treats with the utmost love and care. So to see her pride and glory being 'snatched' off the street was a wrench. Money was no object to the extremely wealthy young beauty, but she was determined to get her car back pronto.
And this is where her second love came above water. Her passion for everything and anything sexual. Sex played a big part in Emma's carefree lifestyle, and her immodest behaviour proved most helpful in her aspirations.
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Civil enforcement officer Jones sat quietly behind his desk in a smallish office as he prepared paperwork and input information into a PC. Opposite was an anxious-looking Watson who had been watching and waiting for more than twenty minutes. The youngish-looking chap looked to be about Emma's age with a crisp white shirt and blue slacks. He paused every few minutes to look at the famous filly with a certain look in his baby-blue eyes. He was of medium height and build with pale blonde hair.
Likewise, Emma threw him an exaggerated glance in his direction. She had taken off her hat and coat and sat in her deep blue dress with the short hem. She wore a pair of low-heeled black boots which zipped up the inside. He watched her as she constantly crossed her slender legs, flashing expanses of bare thigh in a cool manner.
"Well? Are you going to let me retrieve my car tonight?"
Eddie Jones sat back and examined her face fully. Emma was naturally pretty, with big eyes that she had half-shaded with black lashes and high cheekbones. Her sensually painted red lips suggested an image to him that was not purely platonic. She had a fragile beauty, graceful yet somewhat innocent. Inviting yet reticent.
"Probably not, Miss."
Jones stared her down coldly. The successful woman was obviously used to getting her way and had never intentionally erred on the wrong side of the law.
"Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I'm upset."
"Well you have broken at least three laws and upset several people with your carelessness and we need some time to process the problem."
"Look. I'll do whatever you want. I promise I won't park illegally ever again."
"What can I do?"
