Chapter 1 out of 104: Home so soon…
In loving (ok, just 'fond') memory of Nycroft
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Hi there.
I'm Morton Andlehomin.
My friends call me Morty. Or, when they're in a bad mood, Moriarty. It's a purely complimentary nickname, though. Ok, some people say I sometimes have a little tiny sadistic streak, but I'm never that bad.
As this sordid story opens, I had just spent six years in France as part of a foreign exchange student program. I hat left home at the tender age of seventeen, which means—
Holy smoke, was I twenty-three already?
I sure didn't look it.
I still look like a kid.
I still have the little round face, the huge brown eyes, the short black hair that's always plastered down to my head like it was wet… I know I always wanted to look young, but at five foot six, I look practically prepubescent!
I've never thought of myself as particularly attractive, but I must be, because those French girls were all over me. I guess it's true. They really do love a baby face. But you know what's really strange? Out of all 8 of my classmates, I was the only one who never slept with any of those girls more than once. They were surprised, saying that they 'hadn't thought me the type'. At the time, I hadn't known what they meant. But that's not important.
At the start of this story, I had just scheduled a plane ride back home to my family's quiet Cincinnati suburb to see my family for the first time in six years.
We had been expecting this for months, and we were all pretty excited about it. Especially little Natalie. She always got the giggles whenever I called her 'Naddie' (my pet name for her since she was six) over the phone.
And this was one of the reasons that, well, I sorta forgot that she wasn't eleven anymore. That she was bound to have aged, too, since I saw her last. She would be what, seventeen now?
Then, the slight mix-up with the airport computer happened, and I was kicked off my flight two weeks in advance.
When I got the letter explaining this, I was angry. I called up the airport and got into a phone argument with an airline clerk who spoke little English. I'd learned to speak French pretty well over there, but for some reason this woman I was talking to insisted on trying to speak English, even though she was failing miserably.
It ended with me hanging up the phone in disgust and driving over there myself in the middle of the night. Eventually, I got them to validate my tickets again, but when I got them back, I noticed they were new ones, for a different flight. And my departure date had been bumped to a week earlier than the previous tickets. This meant I left the very next night.
I considered going back, but since I was already packed (I had been for a week already due to my excitement), and I was already so sick of arguing with those airline people, I decided to avoid making another scene.
The next day, I checked out of my hotel at the crack of dawn. After a few hurried good-byes and jokes with my classmates, I slipped away and spent the day pacing up and down in the airport terminal.
All through that time, I was so busy worrying about whether or not I was going to be able to get on the flight that I had no time to worry about anything else.
After about fourteen hours, it finally came time to board my flight.
And on the fourteen-hour flight back home, I had all the time in the world to worry about how things had changed.
I was twenty-three now, and Natalie would be either just before or just after her eighteenth birthday… What if we didn't get along anymore? What if… etc. etc…
And there was a whole mess of worries as to what my mom's cousin Jin-ka had done to them in my absence. I'll explain that one later.
I drove those out of my mind, to be replaced by worrying about my dad and what he would think of the sort of person I had become. What if he didn't approve of me? What if mom didn't approve of me? Worse still, what if Naddie didn't? She had always lionized me before I left, but she was older now. More independent now. She'd probably expected me to come home a learned, hyper-intelligent, polylingual, suave, well-read hero. And I would be returning a bilingual, clumsy, semi-intelligent wastrel. She was bound to be disappointed in me. They were all bound to be disappointed in me. And Jin-ka…
My blood ran cold as I suddenly thought of Jin-ka.
I shouldn't even let him know I was back in America. Oh, the ribbing I would take from him and all his henchmen if they knew I had fallen an inch short of the boasts I had made about how I was going to 'hit it big' over there…
How was I going to get anywhere near my old neighborhood without his knowing? Oh boy, this was going to be tough…
After the remaining thirteen hours, fifty-nine minutes, and thirty seconds of similar thinking, nail biting, and coming up with a new problem every four seconds (I think I slept a few hours, but I'm not sure), I finally arrived back in good old Cincinnati.
As I drove north from the Cincinnati airport, I neared NIKO territory.
Our town used to be separate, but as Cincinnati grew, we sort of got absorbed into the suburbs.
Now, of course, NIKO owns everything here, and Jin-ka is their local commander. He runs this place with an iron grip, and it would be difficult to go anywhere here without alerting him.
I stopped for coffee on the edge of Jin-ka territory, and as I was cruising around, deliberately avoiding heading into it, I decided to go to the old park. That was within sight of my parents' house, but still not too far into Jin-ka jurisdiction.
Of course, as I was cooling my heels on a bench planning my next move, I look over my shoulder just as Crazy Mary Ewestein, the town gossip, is out hanging up her laundry.
And of course she recognizes me.
"Little Morty Andlyhoming? Is that you?" she calls out.
"Uh, yeah, I… I just got back a week early, and, um…"