I was bored out of my mind last Saturday so I started scrolling through my Twitter aimlessly. I saw that Emily Ratajkowski, the famous model from the "Blurred Lines" music video and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues who was recently in the movie "Gone Girl", tweeted out a new picture.
It was a selfie of her at home in a yellow dress which looked very thin and showed off her cleavage; her incredible tits were practically bouncing off her chest.
She looked as beautiful as ever with her long brown hair and soft brown eyes basking in the glow of the sunlight from her window. Her luscious lips were parted slightly, contributing to the 'come hither' look she was giving.
Out of boredom, I decided to send her a reply.
'Next time you're in Chicago I'll take you on a date, let's make it happen,' I wrote to her and added a winking emoticon for laughs.
I put my phone down and decided to make myself lunch. I made a sandwich from some leftover cold-cuts I had in the fridge.
When I picked up my phone about 20 minutes later I noticed I had two notifications from Twitter. The first said that Emily Ratajkowski was now following me.
I nearly choked on my lunch; I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I refreshed the app several times expecting to see something different but it was no mistake.
Then I checked the other notification and I nearly fell off my chair; Emily sent me a direct message which read, 'Hey Sean, you seem like a neat guy and by coincidence I'm heading to Chicago on Monday. Why don't you pick me up at O'Hare? We can talk more face to face.'
I couldn't stop shaking. This was unbelievable. Once I regained some of my composure I managed to type out, 'I can totally do that! What time does your flight arrive and what terminal should I wait at?'
Emily replied quickly, '11:30am, Terminal D.'
'See you then,' I replied.
I decided not to tell anyone about this, as no one would ever believe me anyway. Maybe I would be lucky enough to get a picture signed by her as a memento if I actually did meet her.
I kept checking Twitter to see if her account had been hacked and that I was the victim of a hoax but everything appeared normal. She even tweeted another picture later in the evening of her in a skimpy bikini. I took my phone into the bathroom and masturbated furiously to that picture into a wad of toilet paper. Monday couldn't come fast enough.
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On Monday morning I called my office and said I was sick and wouldn't be showing up. I wasn't going to tell anyone at my job about this, lest it wind up being a hoax.
I still harbored suspicions in the back of my mind about the whole thing; after all Emily didn't reply to my message last night in which I gave her my cell phone number and told her to call me when her plane touched down.
I drove to the airport and got there with plenty of time to spare, then 11:30 came and went without any sort of communication. I started to feel stupid.
But at 11:45 my phone buzzed. I got a text that read, 'Sean! It's Em. Come to the baggage claim and help me'
I left my car where (I hoped) it wouldn't get towed and I ran into O'Hare. I found the baggage claim center relatively quickly and about a minute later I found Emily Ratajkowski.
She was wearing a provocative smile along with an equally provocative burgundy dress and matching open-toed high heels.
"Hi Emily," I managed to stutter.