Sex Smart Part 1 Control massage causes KAOS.
"Max, get down to Control right away!"
"What's up Chief?" Max asks.
"You know this is an unsecured line and I can't tell you now." Replies the Chief.
"Yes. Well I guess I just forgot." says Max. "Sorry about that Chief."
Max rushes out of his condo and makes it through Washington traffic in record time. He dashes into the building through security and into the phone booth.
"What's today's code?" Max thinks to himself. "Oh yeah!"
Pause. "You would think after all these years they would replace this with a touch tone telephone. Max dials "629" and drops immediately and slams on to the platform below.
"Parker! Haven't you fixed that yet?!" Max demands.
"Sorry Max." Says Parker. "Budget cuts and downsizing. No one to fix it even if we had the money."
"Well that's what you get when you're a secret agency in the government." States Max.
"Morning Larabee." Max says as he walks towards the Chief's office.
"Wait!" shouts Larabee.
"No time, Larabee. The Chief wants to see me immediately." Max replies back.
"WAM!" Max slams into the automatic sliding door that didn't automatically open. Max rubs his nose, winces and shakes his head.
"Budget cuts. The auto still doesn't work." Apologized Larabee. "You have to open it manually."
Max shakes his head in disgust and manually opens the door.
"You know Chief, these budget cuts are really hurting me!" States Max as he continues to rub his nose.
"Sorry Max." Replies the Chief. "But asking Congress for money when no one knows anything about you is a tough task."
"By the way Chief, what does Congress think we are?" Max asks.
"They think we're a secret agency importing Cuban cigars for the government." Replies the Chief.
Max looks puzzled.
"Max. KAOS has ...." starts the Chief.
Max interrupts. "Chief. Isn't this an A-One classification?"
"Yes Max." the Chief said knowing what was coming next.
"Then I demand we use the Cone of Silence!" says Max firmly.
"Max, it hasn't been fixed because of the budget cuts!"
"Rules are rules. I insist!"
"As you request." answers a reluctant Chief.
Both men sit opposite each other at the Chief's desk. The Chief flips the switch.
"Whrrrrr...Thump!" as the dome lowers. Max looks satisfied.
Instantly the electronics start to overheat and the inside to fills with smoke.
Both men start coughing and hacking as the Chief tries to raise the cone, but the auto safety starts the sprinkler system underneath and soaks the both of them before the Cone of Silence retracts.
"Max, I told you it wasn't working!" yells a frustrated Chief as a drenched Max sits smugly.
"Max. Now listen carefully." starts the Chief as the rain finally stops. "KAOS has opened a massage parlour near the Whitehouse. Many high profile congressmen are going there to relieve their tension, but KAOS is using it to launder money. They also seem to be able to get those congressmen to reveal information detrimental to national security. I want you to go in and find out what KAOS is doing and how they are doing it. Got that 86?"
"Everything except after the part where you said 'Now listen carefully.'"
The Chief holds his head as he gets an instant headache. "Never mind. It's all written in your orders." continues the Chief. "Agent 99 will be your back up and will work inside."
Max smiled as he reminisced about their last assignment together. They were Newlyweds on a honeymoon. To make sure they didn't blow their cover and Max pounded 99's ass with his 9-inch cock.
Agent 99 always secretly loved Max so she was always willing to take it or anything else Max wanted to give her.
"Remember Max. Once inside, you'll be under close scrutiny and constant danger. You'll be under extreme peril of death!"
"And...." Max stares directly at the Chief. "Loving it!"
Max left to prepare for his new assignment.
"Larabee, sent in Agent 99 when she comes in." orders the Chief.
"I'm right outside your office now Chief." 99 had overheard the Chief's barking over the intercom. "I'll come right in."
"Hi 99!"
"Hi Max!" 99 smiles and replies back excitedly. "See you later."
Agent 99 enters the Chief's office. He's all business. "Agent 99. I'm assigning you to back up Agent 86." The Chief reviewed the background with Agent 99.
"99, you will work on the inside as a masseuse."
"But Chief what about some hands on training?" asks 99.
"Glad you asked." Chief responds. "I've visited there many times...errr to ...ummm verify their protocols. Anyway here's your disguise."