When I reached the age of 21, I decided to leave the small town where I grew up and move to Los Angeles. With no real skills to speak of and no connections, I was lucky to get a job driving a delivery truck. Two years of this convinced me I needed to make a change. The only change in my skills was the capability to drive to and from anywhere in the Los Angeles area without getting lost. It was therefore a natural fit for me to acquire a livery license and in time find employment with a limousine company. Little did I know at the time what a tremendous difference this would make in my life.
The company for which I work has a reputation for excellence of service and complete discretion. In a city filled with celebrities, these qualities made our company a favorite with the "beautiful people". In my case, it also led to some amazing sexual encounters. Now, I don't pretend to claim that every beautiful woman that ever rode in my limousine tore off both our clothes, but in this forum there isn't much sense in talking about the ones "who got away". I'd rather make known the tales about the tails I've known.
As you would expect in a city like Los Angeles, these adventures run the gamut from mild to wild. I make no apologies to the faint of heart, but I do question how they found these stories in the first place. Keep in mind that all parties were fully consenting and seemed to enjoy themselves. I know I did!
I had been driving for the limousine service for about two years when actor Hugh Grant was arrested in Hollywood and booked "on suspicion of lewd conduct in a public place" after being caught receiving oral sex from a prostitute in a rented car just off Sunset Boulevard. At the time, it was a source of quite a bit of comic material for the tabloids and talk show hosts. While I admit to laughing about it at the time, I certainly never dreamed it would make any difference in my life. A few weeks later that was to be proved an incorrect assumption.
As it happened, several weeks after the incident, the movie "Nine Months", starring none other than Hugh Grant debuted in Los Angeles. His longtime girlfriend, Elizabeth Hurley, attended the debut with him, although all the tabloids at the time were reporting that the relationship was effectively over. As fate would have it, my employer had been contracted to provide livery service for Ms. Hurley and guess who ended up with the assignment.
Actually, my assignment began after the debut. For whatever reasons, she had agreed to appear on his arm to walk the red carpet and let the paparazzi have their photo ops. My job was to be available to pick her up an hour after the post debut party began and drive her back to the house in Beverly Hills at which she was staying. As ordered, I was at the side door (a not uncommon request) at the appointed time and off we went. I was surprised that she didn't have a friend with her for companionship but figured maybe she just wanted to avoid as many people as possible.
A few minutes after we left the debut, she buzzed me on the intercom and asked me my name. After I told her, she asked me how far to the area where her boyfriend was arrested. My initial thought was to play dumb and as I opened my mouth to make some inane denial of the whole matter, she spoke again.
"Henry, don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about." she said sharply. "Every god damn person in the world knows about it. Please answer my question."
I apologized and explained that it was only a few miles from the Beverly Hills address to which we were heading. She thanked me and asked me to drive to the area. I was surprised by the request but since she was paying, I did as she ordered.
We arrived a few minutes later and at her request I began cruising slowly up the street. Suddenly her door flew open and she leaped out into the street. She ran off up the hill, and I could hear her screaming but not the words. I quickly pulled the car into the curb, locked up and ran after her. She wasn't really trying to go anywhere and it was only a minute or two before I was able to catch her by her shoulders and stop her aimless running.
She whirled around with an upraised hand and I was absolutely certain she was going to slap me. However, she seemed to recover slightly and fell into my arms, sobbing loudly and muttering about "that bastard". I didn't speak to her, merely guided her back towards the car, helping her into the rear compartment and climbing in after her. I wasn't really sure what to say or do but it seemed like a pretty callous act to simply get back in the drivers seat and take her home.
I rubbed her upper back, murmuring what I hoped were words of comfort, wondering to myself what the hell I should do. As she calmed down, it occurred to me that I was practically hugging one of the hottest women in the world and my cock began to stir in response to the contact and my own fanciful imagination. Just as I was thinking it might be time to resume my driving, things got interesting.
Turning to face me but staying within my arms, she looked me in the eyes and said, "Thank you Henry. This whole mess has me in a frightful way and I just lost my head. You must think I'm quite the dumb arse."
I protested that she had every right to be upset at her boyfriends behavior, exclaiming that he must be a real idiot to have jeopardized his relationship with such a wonderful lady.
"Do you really think so?" she answered.
Her hand was resting on my upper thigh at this point, just a few inches from my hard-on. The whole situation had gotten me pretty rattled and my voice quavered as I blurted, "You are the type of woman every man dreams about. Anybody that would do what he did when he could be with you has a screw loose."
She moved to sit up straighter and as she did so, her hand brushed my erect cock. I don't know to this day if it was and accident or not, but when she realized what she had felt, she returned her hand to my crotch and gave my dick a squeeze through my trousers.
She giggled when I inhaled sharply and in a teasing tone, she said, "Henry, you really do mean it."
I was in a mild state of shock and embarrassment and began to stammer an apology when she gave my cock another squeeze and said, "It's okay. In fact, I think this may be exactly what I need."