This one was a challenge from my wife. Halfway into the second bottle of wine one night, we somehow ended up talking about me getting a blow job from some of the women on my free pass list. It's a list of celebrity women that has evolved over the years that I can have sex with and it would be okay with her. She said that's a story that I should write. I laughed it off but then figured, why not. Here we go, short and sweet.
"Dreamin"
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I was standing at my post inside of a room that was a kind of getaway room for anyone who needed a break from the crowd. I was working at a small bar, but I was supposed to be at the VIP's beck and call. Yeah, a gofer.
It was a charity gala at one of the more exclusive hotels in our city and among the crowd of attendees was a large contingent of celebrities. I wasn't given a list of names allowed into the room, but the security guy at the door had the responsibility of who got let in and who didn't.
After a couple of hours, I'd had only a few people pop in for a quiet drink or some appetizers. I guessed that they were non-celebrities because I didn't recognize them, but happily served them if they got in.
After a 30 minute lull, a very drunk but smoking hot Shania Twain stumbled in and plopped down on one of the couches in the room. She looked amazing in a curve-hugging, floor-length, blue gown that had a slit up the leg showing off a nice view. Her perfect breasts were tastefully sheathed in a partially sheer material. I also noticed that she didn't have any shoes on.
I jumped up off of my stool and said, "Can I get you anything, Ma'am?"
She looked me up and down and smirked. "You have any shoes back there? I broke a heel." She started laughing uncontrollably.
I smiled and said, "Nope, I can get you a drink though."
She stopped laughing, looked at me hungrily, and said, "I am pretty thirsty, May I use your personal straw?"
Feeling uncomfortable from my stiffening bulge, but playing along with her innuendo, I said, "My job is to fulfill your needs, Ma'am, and I do my job very well."
She gave me an indecipherable look as I slightly recoiled from being so brash.
She licked her lips, smirked, and said, "Well? Come on over."
I walked over as she leaned forward. She grabbed the waist of my pants and pulled me to where she wanted me. I was in a state of shock as she unbuckled my belt, unbuttoned my slacks, and slid my pants and boxers off together.