***TYRION***
"Seven gods, this can't be real" Julio Sand shouted in sheer disbeilief. He along with his six others blades with Tyrion and Maester Donald stared at a large shimmering river of flowing gold in one tunnel. In the other tunnel that sunk into the earth and back up not far from the golden one, a river of pure shimmering silver.
Both rivers glowed with an unnatural light, or perhaps their pure liquid metal states gave off that appearance from all the lit torches in the tunnels that lined the walls through which the rivers flowed.
"Beautiful and terrifying to behold, wouldn't you seven agree? I was even told that not far from this tunnel of silver, in another chamber, was discovered, with all sorts of precious gems and minerals beginning to fall out of the walls themselves. The walls themselves are sick with gems and diamonds that they're practically vomiting it right into my hands."
"What would happen if I stuck my hand inside of the silver river" Ivory Pyke asked Tyrion half-jokingly, taking a closer look at the gleaming silver liquid.
"The miners have told me that as soon as any amount of silver or gold is pulled out of the river, it solidifies in a matter of seconds. So If you want a permanent silver hand, I suggest staying away from the river. Wood seems to be unaffected so special wooden designs were made to create as many coins and bars and balls as quickly as possible."
"There is so much wealth here that no kingdom or empire would be able to spend it all even if they used it every day for the next three hundred years," Rolando Stone said marveling at the abnormal amount of wealth reflecting in his eyes.
"Bring me seven tiny balls of gold for my friends over here!" Tyrion called out to one of the miners in charge of producing the currency.
The seven blades looked at each other with surprise. A miner brought seven fist-sized perfectly round balls of pure gold in a wooden bucket. Tyrion turned to his hired guards and spoke.
"Before I give you all your first weeks' payment, let me just say that from personal experience, I know sellswords, mercenaries or even just hired thugs to work only for money and are loyal to it and nothing more. I do not ask you to see me as your friend, as a business partner, sure; but I hope that you will all stick with me for as long as I live and see me as your loveable and friendly employer. Keep me alive, my future children and wife safe and you and your families will be covered for as long you all live. What say you all?"
Julio Sand bent the knee first, then Ivory Pyke and all the other blades followed along until they were all kneeling before Tyrion.
"As long as you treat us with respect, see us as men and women trying to survive in this world with the only skills we know that we have perfected, you have my pledge to protect you and your family and house. You have the full support and pledge of The Seven Blades, our blades are yours to do with however you command us to use them, my lord."
Tyrion's smile was as bright as the golden balls in the wooden bucket. He was pleased to hear those words and one by one paid each of the seven blades. They opened their hands and smiled or nodded as they graciously accepted more gold than they ever held in their hands.
"All seven of you may rise. It's time for us to head back to Casterly Rock, we have other business to attend to."
In his office chamber, Tyrion found a gift waiting for him near his desk. It was obviously what he thought it was but pretended to feign ignorance. "Hmm, I wonder what this might be. Who on earth could be hiding under this snow-white tarp."
"From the looks of it my lord, it seems its a woman hiding under the tarp, but why isn't she moving" Galvan said, tapping his chin.
"Galvan, my gods" Ivory gasped, shaking her head at his naivete.
Tyrion pulled the drape off of his gift and marveled at the beautiful work of religious art standing before him. A seven-foot-tall nude woman made of pearlescent marble with three baby dwarves shined with an almost serene light when the light of the sun bathed it. There was one baby dwarf at her feet crawling on its hands and feet. Another being cradled in her arm playing with her long hair and another on top of her shoulders crowing her with a crown of crystal. But when the light hit the crystal crown just right, her crown became a brilliant rainbow illuminating the entire space. At her feet where she stood on a low pedestal was a sliver candle, unlit.
"My gods, or should I say, oh my goddess. This couldn't have been made by hands of men, Donald, could it have?"
"I found the best sculptor in all of Westeros my lord, and he wasn't cheap, or rather he didn't make himself cheap, and I also needed to find a Lapidary who knew the exact type of crystal the original statue wore."
"I say the money was well spent, Maester Donald. She is divine to behold. What is with the candle? Stupid question. A deity requires a votive candle."
"True my lord, but the candle is to be lit after the awakening ceremony. Only then will her senses come alive. The ceremony requires her to be showered with seawater, adorned with rare flowers, and kissed with honey-covered lips by the dwarf seeking her protection and favor, of course, there are ceremonial invocations that must be said before and after the kiss. No need to worry my lord, I will recite the invocations for you since the language of my island is very difficult to voice."
"I am in your debt Maester Donald, truly I am, and I know I will be able to repay it." Tyrion said, patting his maester on his back.
"I have other good news for you my lord" Maester Donald pointed excitedly.
"This day keeps getting better and better. Tell me, Donald"
"Out of all the one-five hundred marriage proposal letters I have sent out through Westeros and beyond, you only received three responses. One is from Westeros and the other two are from Essos."
"The lords of Westeros still haven't forgiven me nor will they forget when I sided with Daenerys Targaryen. She burned thousands of men, women, and children when she came to Kings Landing. Who from Westeros agreed to marry their daughter to me?"
"Lord Howland Reed will be willing to marry his daughter, Meera Reed to you but in exchange, they want half of all the gold and silver produced by the rivers of gold and silver as the dowery. What do you think Lord Tyrion."
"Meera Reed, I believe I heard her name before. I think she was with King Bran when he was in the North. House Reed is practically the front entrance to The North. But if married her, then her house would be expelled from the independent North. This means that the money to essentially buy their daughter wouldn't be out of greed, but as insurance that their house and all the lands belonging to them would allow them to survive should Queen Sansa no longer want them to be part of her Queendom. I don't want there to be any bad blood or problems with my house and House Stark. I will have to decline Lord Reed's offer. What about the other two."
"Well the other marriage proposal response came from a Princess of mercenaries, and by that title I mean she is a self-proclaimed 'Princess' of a growing mercenary company that is host to about fifty thousand men. She says that with your wealth and her influence, you could have the world's largest army of ten million soldiers in ten years made up of all classes of men from the entire of Essos, Westeros, Sothoryos, and beyond. She loves wealthy men and has been sought out by the wealthiest men and princes in the free cities. I spared no expense and told her about your newfound rivers of wealth just for her to seriously consider you as her potential husband."
"A mercenary princess with a growing and competing mercery company to The Golden Company. and a promise to have ten million mercenaries in ten years. That is tempting, but a woman who loves gold first and her husband second, I just don't think I can trust her lest she try to have me killed like Shae did. I will have to pass on this one too as much as it pains me to say it. Which leaves me with only the last marriage proposal response. Who is it from."
"Well my Lord this one is as exotic as it can get. A powerful priestess from the island nation of Ibben says she wants to unite her faith and its followers with House Lannister of Westeros. She was a former member of what she calls The Shadow Council which rules over the island nation. She didn't reveal too much, but she says she is the leader of the world's largest invisible army of shadow assassins. She is eighteen years of age and is following what she says is her destiny, my lord."
Tyrion sat on his seat and looked up at the goddess that he swore for a moment was smiling at him. He rubbed his eyes and checked to see if he was losing his mind. The Goddess's stoic face was just that, stoic. He thought about his options carefully. The seven blades took a seat in one of the seats in his office chamber while he thought carefully about his choice.
"Well gentlemen, I guess the third time is the charm." Lord Tyrion answered confidently.
***SANSA***