Welcome to the top secret A-List Parties organized by high-ranking members of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. We cater to beautiful women of all races, as long as they're Hollywood hit makers. Got to be a multi-millionaire just to be invited. These parties are for lesbians and bisexual women only. Absolutely no heterosexuals of either sex. We're really nothing new, just an old society that has had a face lift. In the old days of Hollywood, we catered to Lauren Bacall, Tallulah Bankhead, Janet Jackson and the likes of Pam Grier. Today we cater to the likes of Queen Latifah and Sharon Stone...and the many gorgeous and powerful women who follow in their golden footsteps. Tonight is an introduction party for some of the newest members of D.L.S.H. The top secret society known as the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. We're all about making A-List women's dreams come true.
Tonight's party takes place at a secret resort in the Caribbean. It is attended by the likes of Sanaa Lathan, one of Hollywood's most powerful African-American starlets. She is a tall, gorgeous Black woman who clearly needs no introductions. Sanaa Lathan is accompanied by her longtime girlfriend Gabrielle Union, another gorgeous Black actress known by moviegoers around the world. Also present is Beyonce Knowles, a tall, golden brown African-American beauty who is a triple threat. In the world of music and hit movies, she's becoming a legend. And of course Alicia Keys, a sexy African-American singer and actress who's beloved by fans around the Globe. All four of these ladies are avowed bisexuals who keep their affairs with women secret because if the truth were to come out, it would damage their careers. The D.L.S.H. is about more than juicy hookups. It's about making these ladies dreams come true. Tonight's Dream Come True Bash has two guests of honor. Two very sexy ladies that only we could bring together. Hollywood superstar and living legend Charlize Theron, a tall, alabaster-skinned and golden-haired lady from South Africa and Serena Williams, a tall and gorgeous Black female athlete. The undisputed Queen of the Women's Professional Tennis. Recently ranked World Number One after ousting an uppity European chick who dared stand in her way.
Unbeknownst to their adoring public is the fact that Serena Williams and Charlize Theron are gayer than a two-dollar bill. Oh, the former is often see with the rapper/actor Common and the latter is often seen with has-been British actor Stuart Townsend. But that's just for show. A lot of wealthy women in Hollywood show up at movie industry events with good-looking men on their arms. Most of these women are actually sleeping with their female assistants and personal trainers. And the public never catches on. For example, Alicia Keys sexuality has come into question, mostly in the Black community. To stop the rumors, she began showing up at music and movie industry events with a certain good-looking guy and she's outright lied about their relationship. Behind closed doors, Alicia Keys sees more pussy in one week than a gynecologist does in a year. And we are not exaggerating. The famous rapper/actress Queen Latifah is clearly a butch lesbian to anyone with half a brain. Since coming out of the closet is never a good idea for Black celebrities, Queen Latifah started dressing more feminine and showing up at industry events with male company. Naturally, many people aren't fooled. Queen Latifah couldn't care less. Behind closed doors, she's banging her personal trainer, her maid and her gardener. All of whom happen to be gorgeous young women who do very little 'real' work. Yeah, Hollywood's A-List female celebrities have deeply secretive lifestyles.
Tonight, Serena Williams and Charlize Theron are having a steamy hookup. Every member of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood has to have sex with at least one woman in the Sisterhood right in front of all the others. That way her secret is known to all. Just as she will know the secrets of all of them. The Sisterhood's way of maintaining balance between the women and keeping all of these gorgeous ladies honest. Serena Williams and Charlize Theron come from different worlds. One hails from the steamy, politically evolving and ever-changing world of South Africa. The other hails from Compton, California. One of the toughest cities in North America. A place that really requires no introduction, yet has produced more Black celebrities than almost any other city on the Coast. How did these two ladies meet? At an industry event. Their eyes met and without a word being spoken, the attraction was mutual. A mutual friend introduced them to the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. The rest, as they say, was history.
Let's watch these two tall, gorgeous ladies do their thing, shall we? Charlize Theron looks at Serena Williams, and smiles coyly. Serena looks at the tall, golden beauty that is Charlize Theron and licks her lips. Like a lot of butch Black lesbians, Serena has a thing for tall and sexy, ultra-feminine white women.
