Masturbation is something of a mystery. Everyone does it. It is considered a normal aspect of human sexuality, yet it is frowned on, looked at with shame and never openly discussed. I have had many conversations with my therapist about this and how I could openly express myself without violating society's norms and laws and she made a suggestion: masturbate out in nature. She said that it would give me the opportunity for my skin to feel the warmth of the sun and the open air. She also said I could proudly show my body and pleasure myself without judgment and any of the stigmas attached to the act.
I had been working long hours lately and needed some time off to relax and recharge my batteries. Since I had a day off and nothing pressing, I decided to go out to Mulholland Drive and go hiking on one of the dirt paths out. Once I got out there, all thoughts of work and conference calls disappeared. I thought about what my therapist said and I thought this might be the opportunity that she was talking about. Nobody was around, so what the hell?
I decided I should find a secluded spot, well off the trail to take a break and pleasure myself. As I neared the top of a long climb to a ridge line, I slowed and began walking the final stretch to the top. I slipped my hand down the front of my pants and fondled my penis until I had an erection. Once I crested the ridge, I started scanning the hillsides and rock outcroppings for a relatively flat spot in the sun that offered a vantage point where I would see someone approaching before they would see me.
After a few minutes of scanning the vicinity, I eyed another ridge line that angled away from the ridge upon which I was walking. I made my way through the ponderosa pines and sagebrush to the top of this ridge. The sun, angling from the West, was beating down on my shoulders as I found a nice-sized, flat rock obscured from behind by a large rock outcropping. The spot overlooked a pine cloaked gully, well out of sight of the trail.
I stood on the rock, stripped off my shirt and carefully scanned the area for any signs of movement and people. Seeing no one, I hooked my thumbs into the waistband of my pants and slid them off my hips and dropped them at my feet and quickly stepped out of them. I kicked them next to my shirt and with my hands on my now naked hips, I again scanned the area to make sure no one was around.
I was alone. My penis was now standing fully at attention. I took it in my hand and slowing stroked it and caressed my groomed balls. After another quick glance around, I laid down on the warm flat rock.
With my bare ass absorbing the rock's warmth, I again took my penis in hand and got down to business. With mental images of a nude woman shaving her pussy as I looked on filling my head, I began pumping my penis up and down with my right hand. I brought my left hand to my mouth and took a glob of saliva and used it to coat my asshole. I slipped my middle finger inside myself, working in some of the saliva to serve as lubricant. Still pumping my cock, I coated my left middle finger with more saliva and slipped it in above the knuckle, deep into my ass.
I began to work both hands in tandem, raising my ass off the rock, allowing me to slip the entire length of my finger inside. I was getting close to cumming. The sun was beating down on my naked body. My penis was hard as a rock and ready to explode. My finger was up my ass.
Then, the unimaginable happened. Just as I was about to let go, I heard a gasp followed by a female voice exclaiming, "Oh my God!"
With my penis still in my right hand and my left index finger up my ass, I looked up and saw Naomi Watts and Laura Harring peering over the rock outcropping I was so convinced would shield me from prying eyes. My heart leapt into my throat. I popped my finger out of my ass, let go of my cock and quickly stood up scrambling to figure out how to get out of this incredibly uncomfortable situation.
As I looked quickly down at my clothes, some 10 feet away, I stammered an apology and used my splayed right hand to cover my still hard cock.
Both women now were standing atop the rock outcropping. They were both clad in hiking clothes - tan shorts, sports bras and hiking shoes. Both of them had their hair tied up in pony tails.
Naomi spoke next. "Holy shit, what in the world are you doing? We should report you." She turned to the brunette and said, "Come on, Laura, let's get the hell out of here."
Laura didn't meet the blonde's gaze. She was studiously looking me up and down. I thought I detected a quick, wry smirk as she muttered, "Relax Naomi, what's he going to do, chase after us bare-assed?"
Sensing she wanted a better look at my most private parts, I dropped my hands to my side. My penis had lost some of its erection, but had just enough life left in it to give it a nice large, thick appearance. That coupled with the fact that I trim back my pubic hair must have made my average-sized cock look quite large to her.
Staring right at my exposed cock, Naomi nodded in my direction and said, "Were you pretty close before we scared you?"
"Yeah, I was just about to let go," I said. I couldn't believe I was having this conversation while standing naked as a jaybird in front of two Hollywood starlets in the middle of the woods.
"Can I watch you finish up," Naomi asked, to my astonishment.
I wasn't sure how to respond. Heck, I wasn't sure I could masturbate in front of these two beauties. I think I was still red with embarrassment, anyway. After all, I had been caught jacking off in public, with my finger up my ass no less. Seemingly reading my mind, Naomi said, "I especially liked what you were doing with your left hand."
Aaaargh. Shit. They had seen me playing with my own ass. Man, I was turning shades of red previously unknown to even the most daring artists.