The Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood proudly presents the Sexual Adventures of Gabrielle Union, Star of movies like Bring It On, Deliver Us From Eva and Bad Boys II. She's the newest recruit of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. And tonight we have one hell of a surprise for her. Serena Williams, the reigning Queen of the Down Low Sisterhood has declared that matching up sexy gay and bisexual women would be one of the Sisterhood's core goals rather than business relations and sexy hook-ups. Gabrielle Union is about to get the surprise of a lifetime. This decision is supported by the Queen's Consort, TV legend Lisa-Ray McCoy.
There was a bit of a disagreement among members of the Down Low Sisterhood. The Sisterhood's members number in the hundreds and they're wealthy gay and bisexual women from the worlds of business, politics, movies, sports, television shows, entertainment and the arts. Most of them are White, but that is slowly changing. As the first African-American female to be elected Queen of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood, Serena Williams has immediately enacted policies of diversity and inclusion in recruitment.
Since the election of Queen Serena Williams, dozens of sexy and powerful Black women, Asian women and Hispanic women have joined the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. Among them are singer and Hollywood Superstar Beyonce Giselle Knowles and her new lover, R & B music Superstar Rihanna Fenty. They're madly in love and currently vacationing together in Rihanna's native island of Barbados. Rapper turned movie Star Queen Latifah, tennis player Maria Sharapova, actress Charlize Theron and icon Lucy Liu are but a few of the sexy and powerful women from diverse backgrounds who have joined the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood during Queen Serena Williams reign.
The Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood is heading in bold new directions and not all of the ladies are happy about it. Most of the members are White women and just because this is an all-female organization doesn't mean racism isn't present in it. White women are just as capable of being racists as White men. Queen Serena Williams has wielded her power with authority and wisdom. She appointed her rival and former lover Beyonce Knowles as Regent of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood while she vacationed in Sao Paolo, Brazil, with her lover Lisa-Ray McCoy. And she installed lovely and powerful young Superstars like TV Star and singer Raven Symone and actress Brenda Song in executive positions within Hollywood's Down Low Sisterhood. Queen Serena Williams is making a bold statement to the Sisterhood. That diversity is here to stay.
One person is leading the naysayers of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. Tennis Star Maria Sharapova. She already tried to take over the Sisterhood by seducing world-famous tennis player Venus Williams but the young Black woman refused to betray her sister Serena Williams. Maria Sharapova has been banned from the Sisterhood but she wasn't acting alone. With the powerful quartet of Serena Williams, Lisa-Ray McCoy, Beyonce Knowles and Rihanna Fenty out of the country, many of the ladies in the Sisterhood want to revolt against the Queen. They want the Sisterhood to go back to being a lily-White club. Well, fortunately, Queen Serena Williams has an ally in actress Charlize Theron, who's now in charge of recruiting. And she's recruiting some sexy and powerful Black women to be Serena Williams allies in the Queen's coming showdown with the rebels.
It's Charlize Theron who recruited Gabrielle Union, one of the sexiest and most talented actresses on the planet, to join the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. Gabrielle Union is a gorgeous, closeted bisexual Black woman whose beauty sparks lust in the minds and hearts of countless men and legions of lesbians. Oh yeah. She is smoking hot and talented and everyone knows it. However, she's also fiercely independent and didn't like the idea of joining this secretive club. In order to entice the sexy but fiercely independent actress Gabrielle Union into joining, Charlize Theron promised to make her dreams come true.
What is the surprise? For years, Gabrielle Union has lived a life in the closet. The mainstream media isn't exactly fond of Black male and Black female athletes, actors, singers and entertainers. That's why they went after Michael Jackson with a vengeance a few years back. That's why they're now dogging Kanye West, Serena Williams and Tiger Woods. African-American Stars are human, just like everybody else. Yet the racially biased media maximizes every mistake they make. The White media doesn't like Black male and Black female celebrities. And that's common knowledge among members of Black Hollywood. For these reasons, Gabrielle Union kept her bisexuality to herself. Somehow, the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood found out about her. Oh, well. Now she was here. She might as well get the initiation over with.