I had started to go to self defence classes. It was an idea of Adam, a mate of mine. He said that the only people that go to these kinds of places are young hot looking chicks that wanna fight of potential rapists, cause seeing how hot they are, they're definitely gonna get raped.
It wasn't a positive thing for him to say, but let's face it. A hot looking girl with a smoking hot body is more likely to get a random stranger trying to rape her then a fat, ugly chick, even if statistics say that a woman is more likely to get raped by someone they know then by a stranger.
So he enrolled us into these classes that we had to pay for and thus far, I had been to two, he was yet to show up to even one. He kept coming up with reasons on the night on why he couldn't make it, leaving me as the only male in the class apart from Evan, the teacher, making me look like a bit of a sissy, coming to self defence classes with a bunch of women.
It was a certain style of martial arts, I couldn't remember what, mainly cause I thought me and Adam would be here trying to pick up chicks. I had no problem being here with someone, but going solo? That was a little uncomfortable, you were all by yourself.
Everyone put their stuff on the bench against the wall as they took their shoes and sock off and went up to the line in front of Evan.
I was here in black sweat pants and a white t-shirt, standing in the far end, hoping no one noticed me, throwing punches into the air as we mimicked Evan. Even though the sole purpose of me being here was to pick up chicks, I was too embarrassed to look to the right at any of the many women here, let alone talk to them and attempt to lure them into bed.
After about 40 minutes of practising punches and kicks and people going to the front to practice one on one in front of the class with Evan, he decided to set up a new task.
"OK!" Evan started. "Listen up ladies... and gentleman." He said looking at me, the only male student, pointing me out with his hand. "We're gonna pair up and do some take downs, so grab a partner."
Fucking brilliant! Adam had once again stood me up, leaving me here by myself and I didn't know any of these women to pair up with. But then again, every cloud has a silver lining or whatever that fuck that phrase is. I was gonna get paired off with a woman, doing take downs with her. If she was hot, Adam's plan may be coming into effect. I started to feel less embarrassed and a little more comfortable, hoping that I got a hottie.
The women started to pair off and were standing in groups of two. Knowing my shitty luck, this was probably a group with an uneven number and I'd get paired off with the teacher like some fat kid at high school. Great! Just when things start to look up the silver lining of the cloud evaporates into thin air and a shit storm pours down on me.
"OK! Any one not got a partner?" Evan asked and I looked around. I clearly didn't have one and Evan's eyes went to my direction instantly when he asked that question, there was no one within ten feet of me. I was standing there like a loner.
I looked around and noticed a hand go up. I let out a big breath, and a sigh of relief. I didn't care who I was stuck with, I just didn't want to end up like the kid who got picked last in basketball or the kid that had to pair off with the teacher and had to stand at the front of the class with the teacher, that would've been so embarrassing.
"OK! You go with him." Evan pointed to her and then me. I couldn't see who she was but she walked around to me. She had on tight, black sweat pants and a tight sleeveless, low cut grey top, that showed off her large breasts. Frankly, I had no clue why she was wearing a tight low cut top, but I didn't care, she looked hot from a distance. Let's just hope she looked good up close.
I looked down, not making eye contact as I saw her bare feet as she approached me. I looked up to see her blonde hair platted in a ponytail, going a couple of inches past her shoulders. I stared at her as I felt like I'd seen her somewhere before.
"I'm Maria." She introduced herself extending her hand to me.
"I'm Kash." I said shaking her hand. "You know? You look very familiar." I said to her.
"You've seen me before." She said standing beside me. I leaned back slightly, checking out her butt, liking what I saw.
"Cute butt." I complimented her, seeing as though it seemed like she knew me cause we'd met before, although I was having trouble where we had met.
"Being a little brash aren't we?" Maria smiled. She didn't seem offended by the remark at all, she seemed like she liked the compliment, but her words suggested other wise, even if her tone was of a sort of flirty nature.
"I go straight for what I like." I replied.
"Confidence!" She smiled. "I like that in a man." She was making this too easy, almost as if she came here to be picked up.
"So... where have I seen you before?" I asked, going back to what started the conversation off.
"You figure it out." She whispered as Evan started to give us instructions. I would say Evans instructions went in one ear and out the other, but they didn't make it all the way to my ears. Just hit me on the face and fell to the floor. My eyes were fixated on Maria as I tried to figure out where I'd seen her before. Maria turned around to face me, I guess Evan finished giving instructions.
"You wanna go first or should I?" Maria asked.
"You seem like you've been to a couple of these classes before. I'll watch and learn." I said.
"Cool!" She smiled as she grabbed my head into a head lock, pressing my face against the side of her boob, but I didn't even get to enjoy that, cause she swept the front of my legs with her feet, dropping me to the ground in less than a second, flat on my front.
"Nice!" I smiled, trying my best not to look or sound embarrassed at being taken down by a girl that I was a lot bigger than.
"Now you try! "She chirped, jumping on the spot a couple of times. I got up onto my feet. This is what she's supposed to do, so I shouldn't be embarrassed. I quickly grabbed her head and held her face close to my chest as I dropped to my knees and pulled her down with me, onto her back going on top of her.
It was nothing like what she did, but she was on her back on the floor with me on top of her, my face inches in front of hers. I could feel my dick start to grow and get hard from having my body pressing against the body of a woman this hot. I started to get a little nervous that my member was gonna start to press against her crotch and lower abs.
"You did it all wrong!" She laughed, not bothered by me doing it wrong and clearly not noticing my hard-on pressing against her. She looked really cute when she laughed. I slowly rolled off her and onto my feet, extending my hand to her as I helped her up.
"You got the first part right." She said using my hand to pull herself up. "Let me break it down for you." She said gesturing with her hand for me to go closer to her.
"You got the headlock part right." She said as she got my head under her arm and pressed my face against the side of her boob again and held my head in place. This time, she kept my head in place instead of just for a split second like before. Finally! The reason why I was coming to these classes was starting to pay off. I had my face buried in a hot blondes side boob.
"Then you just move your leg to the side and just push their leg back and make them drop onto the floor." She said sweeping my feet and making me fall flat on my face once again.
"I think I got it." I said quickly jumping up onto my feet. I got her in a head lock and I was toying with fucking up again, but my male pride got in the way, she dropped me face first onto the floor twice, so I pulled it off with no mistakes this time.
"That's it!" She laughed as she turned around and sat on the floor. I extended my hand to help her up.
"Have I seen you around in the mall or something?" I asked.
"Is that why you aren't paying attention?" She giggled. "Trying to figure out where you've seen me?"
"Pretty much." I replied.
"Think of me lying on my back on the stairs while a guy rips my underwear off and fucks me hard and once he's done, I just walk off."
"Oh shit!" I said recognising what she was describing instantly. "That's a scene from that movie 'A history of violence' isn't it?" I said recognising who she was.
"Got it in one." She said, replying in a lusty tone, giving me a seductive look. "I bet that makes you even harder, knowing that you were in between Maria Bello's legs huh?"
I was lost for words, I guess she did feel my hard-on, I didn't know how to respond. I took a deep breath and tried to regain my composure, not letting the fact that she was Maria Bello throw me off. Just think of her as just another hot chick that I want to have wrapped around cock.
"You felt it huh?" I asked.
"I may be poor widdle defenceless woman, but I'm not senseless." She said putting on a cute little kid voice and then switching back to adult.
"So, you like what you felt?" I asked, trying to flirt with her.
"I'm hoping that that wasn't all there is." She said with a flirty look and turned her back to me as Evan called out to the group again.
"Now we're gonna practice a take down, when they get you from behind." He started. I blocked him out again as I stepped back and stared at Maria Bello's ass once again. I tried to imagine what her bare legs would look like in the flesh. I still remember that scene from 'The cooler' where she lying on the bed, with her perfect legs and feet going up the wall.
"You follow what he said this time?" She asked. "Or were you busy staring at my butt, again?" She gave a sly smile.
"The latter?" I replied more as a question than an answer, realising that she knew I was constantly staring at her.
"Hmpf!" She exhaled, rolling her eyes. "At least you're honest. I'll give you that." She said turning around to fully face me. "You're gonna love this one." She smiled. "You have to grab me from behind."
"Sweet!" I said walking up behind her which caused her to laugh. I quickly grabbed her, wrapping my arms around her from under her arms and, placing my hands on her breasts copping a quick feel as I squeezed them hard.
"Uhh!" Maria grunted in shock as I felt up her large breasts. I'm not sure what she was trying to do, probably flip me over, but I was putting up resistance. She kept trying to pull me forward, but I kept pulling back, which created a sort of hip grinding motion from me on her and I could feel that my cock was now fully erect from rubbing against her ass.
"Is that big enough?" I asked.
