This story might have some plot holes or factual errors. This is a fictional story after all. If you want to nit-pick on it, fine, do so.
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'Tim, are you coming or not? It's nearly seven!' Eric leaned against his car, asking impatiently. I could see why he was hurrying me along. It was a gloomy morning with a slight mist, not too heavy to have to worry about, but enough to irritate you. It was a normal day in the great country of England.
Unfortunately for me, I lived far, far from the MI6 headquarters, and unlike my workmates, I did not own a car. I had to rely on Eric to get me to work, as he lived the closest to me. Even though he was the 'closest' to me, he still lived 30 miles away.
'Yes, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming! Just hold on for two seconds, will you?' I replied from within the house. I brushed my hair back one last time, making sure it was the right height and shape. Yes, I am that type of person. I ran out of the bathroom, grabbing my briefcase packed with lunch and some files on the way out.
'Alright, let's go.' I threw my briefcase into the car, and jumped into the passenger seat. Eric hopped into the driver's seat. The steering wheel was on the left, still unmodified from when it was manufactured in the late 60s. Eric was British, but some colleagues still joked that he was an American spy, based on his obsession with American muscle cars. I could see why Eric liked them, since I had also lived in America for a few months. These timeless machines sure can turn a few heads on New York City streets.
'You ready, cowboy? No you're not. In fact, you're in for a surprise today.' He said, with a smile on his face. Eric inserted the key into the ignition. With a flick of the key, the Hemi engine roared to life. It sounded glorious, and I had the tickets to the front row seat of whatever his surprise was. Well, not like I had a choice, as the back seats were taken out.
Eric put the pedal to the metal, flooring the throttle. 'Yeeeehaw!' He yelled out, as the Hemi growled and spun the tyres relentlessly on the damp road, screaming for grip. Eric pressed on the horn, and the Dixie horn played.
'You like my Dixie horn?' I nodded a yes, not totally lying. If that was the surprise, then it was surprising, and half the neighbourhood probably thought the same. 'Well, wait until you hear what Director Johnson has to say to you. It will be a better surprise, I guarantee you.' Eric said, patting me on the shoulder.
I arrived at the agency in a red car that had a giant '01' painted on the doors. Hell, the doors won't even open, and I had to climb through the windows to get out. There wasn't even glass covering the windows. Whose genius idea was that?
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Eric held the briefing room door open. I walked in, almost bumping into Director Johnson, who stood in the middle of the room. Director Johnson was my superior officer. Eric says that he grew up as a child soldier in Africa, but nobody knew exactly. He was a man with a troubled past, which he hoped to erase by coming to the MI6. He was well-built, tall. His dark skin absorbed any light that went into it. He had no attachments to anything, no sense of sentimental value, no warmth towards anything. He was one cold blooded sonuvabitch that everybody in the agency feared. His thick African accent only added to his mysterious past.
'Sit down, agent.' The director commanded me. 'For this next operation, you will be working for Emma Watson.'
I was taken aback. Emma Watson is an agent? And she was at a higher rank than me?
'Emma Watson, the Hollywood actress who starred in Harry Potter?' I asked for confirmation.
'Yes, rookie, and this is only your second operation. Do not mess it up for Ms. Watson. You will do everything she says. When she says shoot, what do you say?'
'"Head or hearts", sir.' It was an old training motto that we had to recite every morning at boot camp. The answer seemed to satisfy the director, and he nodded his head in approval.
Working alongside Emma Watson was a once in a life time opportunity that I would never let slip past me. I hid my excitement in the hopes of acting professional, but I was giggling inside like I had just won the lottery, and indeed I had. I slowly pitched a tent in my pants, as I thought about Emma Watson, my erection only hidden by my sitting position. I jerked off in my teenage years to her sexy photos, but I'd never thought I would meet her in real life. But this was real. I would be working with her.
'You will be meeting her sometime today. She will see you when she's ready.' Johnson said.
'Yes sir. What is the operation called?' I asked.
'Name it whatever you want, it does not matter. Read over her profile analysis; make sure you can recite it cover to cover.' Johnson handed me a thick bender. It was so filled with photos and paperwork that they were almost falling out. I adjusted some photos, seeing Emma's pretty face on one of them as I did. I had dirty thoughts about her as I exited the room. As soon as I was out, I opened the folder given to me earlier. Inside of it were some photos of Emma Watson which I've never seen before, plus some documents relating to her. My eyes stumbled upon a line in an analysis report of Emma, which was required for every agent who entered the MI6.