I am an alien from the planet of Lepnokona. That's a vast distance from your planet. I am not your typical alien with huge bugged-out eyes and stick figure, or that yucky creature drooling with gooey saliva in the mouth. You won't see me because I can blend in the water, trees or just about anything found in your planet. But I can show my presence by adopting a human look if I want to. That's the difference between us. I can copy you but you can't copy me.
I come as often as I want to in your planet. Your planet is my favorite destination. I love your people, your passion, creativity and entertainment. The other night I watched a rock concert, and boy did I enjoy it so much. Your laughter and the way you make love thrill me like you do. I've roamed around your planet and witnessed so many events from the time that you weren't born yet. I travel not in a flying saucer. I travel light and most of all I don't abduct earthlings.
Anyway, right now my trip is watching The "X" Files on TV because it deals about us, so called aliens and the paranormal. Though the stories are ridiculously far-out, I like the main characters, FBI agents Mulder and Scully. I want their interaction. They generate sexual heat and like their many avid fans I too want them to make love. But for one reason or another, they don't. Not that they don't really like each other. But I can read their minds. There are a lot of times they are charmed by each other and they would like to go at it but neither one makes a move.
So one day I went to British Columbia, in Vancouver, the location where the episodes of X-files were being shot then. During a break in one of the shoots, I saw Scully in her G-suit walked toward a tree-shaded area in the back lot of an abandoned sawmill. She carefully sat down on the grass patch holding a bottled water. She twisted the cap and took a hearty swig. Around her seemed a naturally perfect place to contemplate.
So I took the fancy of appearing before her as Peter Pan, one of your lovable Disney characters. She was aghast to see me. "Hey, please calm down. I'm not here to do any harm on you. I just wanna see you and Mulder make love," I said to her. She was dumbfounded and couldn't speak. "Oh alright, forget it. Forget it also that you saw me," I said and I had a clicker that I clicked on and I disappeared out of her sight. I also erased in her head the memory that he saw me but I made her a bit careless with the way she sat.
It was just in time that Mulder emerged from the structured set a few yards distance away. He halted his steps when he saw Scully and walked towards her. She was seated with knees drawn up and her right arm was plopped over her knees. She was unaware that her sheer white panties were showing. Invisible in the eyes of Scully, I pushed aside the crotch of her panties so her pussy can be seen. "Wow, her labia bulged out, and what a cunt. What a smell it exuded. Phew! A smell that turns men on. Pheromone that's what you call it. I fanned it so it would pervade the air. Mulder would surely be turned on. Of course Scully didn't feel a thing of what I've just done because I made that area numbed for awhile.
Mulder in his G-suit, loosened his tie and waved at her.
"Hi Scully," he greeted, smile curling his lips. "Hi," she said waving lazily in return as he loomed before her. She took a swig again from the bottle and Mulder sat a bit on the grass facing her. He examined her as she was drinking.
"Scully, you have very exquisite lips," he said looking at her in the eyes.
This is it! Come on Mulder. This is your lucky day. I was talking to his mind.
"What made you said that? We've been working for so damn long and you're telling me that only now?' she said rolling her tongue and allowing the water to slowly trickle down her throat.
"It's the first time I've seen those lips of yours?" Mulder replied.
"What do you mean first time?" Scully said a tad surprised.
"What I meant was not your speaking lips." David grinned and took a once over look below her then averred his eyes off her. Her knees were close together but her legs were slightly apart affording a full view of her out of line intimate apparel.
Suddenly Scully's face blushed as her hand instinctively went under her thighs and found her skirt didn't as much cover them. Worst, she felt her panties have gone askew and thereby her pussy lips were lewdly exposed.
"My God! What a shame!" she exclaimed and abruptly shifted her position to cover her private.
Her head cowered but a bit later she raised her face with dignity.
"I'm glad you're the only one who noticed. You won't tell that to anyone, would you?" Scully said.
Mulder shook his head. "I won't," he said in a cool tone.
"What if you get drunk?"
Mulder laughed. "I don't wag my tongue on the subject of pussy whenever I am into any drinking session."
Their conversation was halted when they were called again to be in their proper places as the shoot was to resume again.
Later after the shoot, Gillian approached David.
"Mulder, I wish you'd show yours to me for the sake that I get even with you. You saw mine so I think you have to let me see yours too." She broached to Mulder.
"What for? You didn't intentionally do that so I would see it, do you? And what's in it for me if I show mine to you?" he said.
"Whoa! What an egotistic attitude," she said averting her eyes from him.
"Come on Scully. What? I'll rip my pants and wear no undies and sit somewhere where I know you'll pass by so you'll see my dick and balls hanging out from the hole in my crotch?"
"I didn't suggest that you become an exhibitionist. I just happened to be caught unaware or not so careful about the predicament of my dress. You first saw me at a distance and you were actually heading toward another direction then you shifted and walked towards me. Why? You sat right in front of me and took a good look before you could even speak about it."
"Well, I happened to be concerned thinking of you as my buddy not to get any further embarrassment. So I thought of letting you know as privately as I could and sat in front of you to conceal you from the eyes of others who might have walked by just like me."
"Mulder, we've been working for so long and I hate to think that you ogled my genitals and I for heaven sakes never dreamed of chancing to see you naked in the butt or let alone allow my genitals to be under your investigative viewing. My broaching you the idea simply means I want to take an even stand, a fair share from you to show yours to give me that satisfaction that I'd seen yours also. So it's even."
"That's all?"
"Of course unless you have some naughty ideas crawling into your mind."
Mulder averred his eyes from Scully.
Scully laughed. "Gee, I keep thinking about that lecherous look on your face when you saw mine. Were you serious when you said my lips were exquisite or you're just putting me on?"