Batgirl's Highway Experience
Finding the compound was almost too easy. Breaking into it wasn't. Almost against her will Batgirl admitted to herself that it was good to have Harley Quinn along. The jester was almost as good at creating a diversion as she was at taking a strap-on.
The clown wasn't bad in a fight either as the pair of guards at her feet had found out the hard way. Harley gave Batgirl a wink as the dare doll set about hacking the door lock. It took Batgirl only a few seconds to brute force her IFID skeleton key into opening the door to the secured lab.
"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you. I brought Ben Kenobi," Harley shouted into the lab.
"What?" Asked the man hiding behind a chair. The other was holding a laptop like a shield. Batgirl thought the two men looked like grad students. The speaker had a swarthy complexion and a beard while the other was clean shaven and Asian, but both had the cheap shoes, bad haircuts, and overworked expressions of lab technicians.
"Tell me where Ivy is before I beat it out of you," shouted Harley as she advanced on the one with the laptop.
"In the isolation pod." The man stumbled backwards into the wall. "They said it was harvesting her."
"Harvesting."
Batgirl grabbed the bat in Harley's hand and held it in place. "Easy Harley."
"Harvesting!"
"It's not our fault." There was a crack in the voice of the man being menaced by Harley. "Scarecrow's Daughter kidnapped us from the airport. She said she'd read our research. We didn't know she was going to make us do this."
Batgirl nodded. "Where's the pod?"
"In the corner."
Before the words were out of the scientist's mouth Harley was bounding toward that corner. Her lover, Poison Ivy, held in a plastic and metal coffin connected to hoses and piping. Batgirl figured that removing Ivy without setting off an alarm, or worse, would be a delicate operation.
"I got ya Red," declared Harley. She pulled back into a batter's stance."
"No!" Batgirl and the two scientists shouted as one.
Harley's bat came down on the control pad. It cracked under the first blow. The crazed jester got in two more swings before Batgirl tackled her around the waist, pulling them both to the floor. Around them displays and warning lights lit up wildly. Pink mist vented from the now dented and unclosable pod.
"Dammit Harley," hissed Batgirl.
Around them the bright pink gas sprayed the lab wildly before settling to the floor. The door of the pod started to rattle. Turning and rising Batgirl saw Poison Ivy awake inside the coffin. Quickly Batgirl whipped an extending crowbar from her utility belt.
She handed the crowbar to Harley. "Now."
"Gotcha." Leaping to her feet Harley shoved the bar into the still venting opening and pushed. With a groan the lock gave way.
Ivy stumbled out. The red haired botanist was naked as the day she was born. Shunts and tubing ran out of both arms and her long legs. Standing on wobbly legs her large breasts shook invitingly.
"Someone get these out of me." Ivy's voice was small and rough as if unused for days.
The swarthy scientist stepped forward. Still coughing from the gas he began to remove the shunts from the villianess's flesh. The other scientist stripped off his lab coat and handed it to Ivy. Nodding she put it on.