As Greg walked up to the Finklestein's house he was already regretting promising Dharma to visit her parents, although he truly liked them they were totally nuts and was not looking forward to the visit, although before he left the house this morning Dharma had given him something to get through the day.
"Come on Greg it won't kill you to go see Larry and Abbey" Dharma said as she was getting dressed, Greg watched as she put on her embroidered blouse, slipping it over her head and smoothing it down which only emphasised her braless breasts, her small hard nipples pushing against the fabric. "I know Hon but it's just that they're....they're..."
"They're what Greg, come on say it, they're nuts!" Dharma said with a grin from ear to ear. "Well yes they are."
"I know darling but they are my parents and I love them that way, and I know you love me, so please go see them" as Dharma was speaking she was putting on a pair of black thong underwear and all Greg could manage to utter was "Sure babe, sure" as he ogled his wife's beautiful legs and the thong creeping up to cover her glorious pussy. Dharma turned to pick up a pair of denim shorts and Greg's mouth went dry as Dharma's ass spread before his eye's, the thong disappearing into the crack, this vision was covered as Dharma pulled up the shorts, "Come on Greg get dressed and lets get going" she said as she disappeared out the door. Greg got out of bed his throbbing cock jutting out and bouncing up and down as he struggled to get dressed.
"You ready Greg I'm off to your parents" Dharma called out, Greg came out of the kitchen munching on a piece of toast, "Ok darling I wont be long, tell you what though"
"Yes" Dharma replied, "I could do with a bit of honey on this toast" he said and with that grabbed Dharma and pulled her into a deep kiss, their tongues busily licked and swirled together and Greg's free hand moved down Dharma's back and into the waistband of her shorts felling the smooth skin of Dharma's buttocks. Dharma responded hungrily to Greg's insistent tongue and she ran her hands up and down his back, she felt the button go on the front of her shorts and then Greg's hand' s pushing them down, then his hand was rubbing her pussy mound through her panties, his fingers running up and down the slit between her cunt lips, she couldn't help moaning and sagging at the knees so her thigh's spread and Greg had clear access to her already moistening pussy.
His hand then moved between her tight stomach and her thong underwear and she felt his finger delve into her wet cunt, he pushed in and out and she tightened her muscles so her pussy grabbed onto his finger, Greg slowly removed his finger, it shone with fresh sex juice and he slowly put it to his nose and inhaled deeply and Dharma's smell invaded his awaiting nostrils, Dharma also inhaled as Greg's finger passed between their faces, she loved the smell and taste of her own pussy, as she watched Greg wiped his finger across the piece of toast in his hand and took a big bite, a moan of appreciation came from Greg as he ate and he devoured the toast in no time flat.
"Oh Greg I've got to go or I'll never leave" Dharma groaned as she quickly pulled up her undies and shorts and quickly kissed him and ran out the door.
So here he was now at the Finklestein's, and Greg realised the sooner he got this done the sooner he could get home to Dharma. He reached out to the door and knocked, as he waited he could still smell his wife's pussy in his nose and his cock stirred in his pants. Nobody had answered his knock so he tried again harder and as he hit the door it swung open slightly, "Hello" he called out, still no answer so he went in to the house, "maybe they're out the back" he thought and he walked towards the kitchen.
Just as he was about to push open the kitchen door he heard a series of raspy moans, "What was that " he thought and he slowly pushed on the door so it was only open a crack as he peered through the gap a look of total shock came over his face.
As he gazed into the kitchen there was Abbey , his mother in law for Christ's sake, sitting on a kitchen chair naked as the day she was born, busily masturbating with a big fat cucumber. Greg's eye's popped out of his head as he watched the cucumber slipping in and out of Abbey's cunt, it's skin covered in her juice, although he had never thought of Abbey in a sexual way he now realised under all those big flowing dresses she wore she had quite a good tidy body. He was also surprised to see that she had the hairiest pussy he had ever seen, her crotch was covered in a thick black forest of pubic hair and it even spread up towards her naval, she had small firm breasts like Dharma and what he could see of her butt looked pretty good too. He was also surprised to notice that Abbey was having a very desirable effect on his prick which was now straining against his pants.
Greg unzipped his pants and released his rock hard cock and began to wank as he watched Abbey fuck herself with the big green cucumber, Abbey was now groaning very loud and her free hand was rubbing her clit, Greg could see her cunt hair was covered in wet sticky pussy cream and he was now pumping his cock fast, as he wanked he accidently bumped the door and it swung wide open, revealing him in all his masturbating glory to Abbey. Greg expected a loud scream and vehement accusations of being a pervert but all he got was a "Hi Greg" in a husky voice as Abbey continued to pump her cunt. Encouraged by this Greg entered the kitchen and knelt before Abbey to get a closer look, Abbey spread her legs wide and spread her cunt lips with her free hand, so Greg could see up her cunt as the cucumber went in and out.