I had just got the Boeing 747-400 up to our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, about 25 minutes out of Los Angeles International, when there was a tap on the cockpit door, followed by the delightful blonde stew, Debbie, with coffee for myself, First Office Smith and Flight Engineer Brown.
"Thanks Debbie, just what the doctor ordered," I smiled, accepting my black coffee.
"No problem, Captain Cockburn," she replied, which was a tad formal since until about a month ago I'd been having a raging affair with her.
I've been separated from my wife of 10 years for a couple of months now, and at 40 I was enjoying playing the field. Debbie was one of the field! We'd broken up when she moved in with a stew from Delta and was now enjoying a passionate lesbian affair. We airline people tend to get around!
I'd better not tell you the name of our airline, since we'll be breaking a few FAA rules in this story, but hey - show me a crew that doesn't!
I'd put the Boeing on automatic pilot and we'd all settled back to monitor the flight to the Hawaiian Islands - Honolulu International is about five hours 25 minutes from LAX.
"Er, captain," said Debbie, as she was about to leave. "There's a woman in first class who says she's keen to see what happens up at the sharp end. I think she may be some kind of star - she's certainly getting a lot of passenger attention," said the pert little blonde.
"What's her name, Deb?" I asked, adopting the diminutive form of her name we had used when I was fucking her.
"The manifest says she's Desirae Spencer," said Debbie.
Desirae Spencer! Since I'd become sort of single again, I'd been doing a bit of surfing on the net and lingerie model and pornstar Desirae Spencer was one of the hottest numbers on it.
She's got shortish blonde hair, which frames her stunning face superbly. Deep brown eyes. A lovely mouth, perfect for you-know-what. Firm, pert breasts - at 34 inches not the biggest in the world, but definitely not the smallest. A really cute arse, and a tight little pussy with just a hint of pubic hair at her mons.
But it's her legs that are the really stunning thing about her. You've heard the old saying "legs that go on for ever". Well, Desirae Spencer's go on for longer than that! She's five feet nine inches tall and in the lovely platform boots or high heeled shoes she wears, she stands around 6 foot one. Desirae Spencer equals absolute stunner!
"Never heard of her," I told Debbie.
"But whistle her up here in a couple of minutes and we'll do the old PR routine for her."
When Debbie had left, I turned to the first officer, an eyebrow raised. "Never heard of her, either," he said - honestly, by the look of it.
I eyed Brown, who was checking all his fuel gauges and usage times. "Nah, dunno her," he said. "Anyway blondes I can leave alone. I prefer black women."
Indeed, he did. He's married to a stunning Nigerian woman.
Just then, came a knock on the door and Debbie ushered in a hugely attractive blonde, wearing a crisp white blouse, with bumps in all the correct places, and searingly blue, tight jeans.
I half turned in my seat and gave her my "Come up and see me sometime" grin. "Hi," I said, holding out a hand which I hoped wasn't trembling too much, "I'm Rex Cockburn - that's cock and burn, only it's pronounced Coburn."
This vision of loveliness shook my hand in a strong grip. "Hi Captain Rex Coburn," she smiled, "so this is where all the work gets done?"
"No, nothing like it," I laughed. "Most of the work is all the trolley pushing, meal serving and drinks pouring that goes on behind us. We just get this beast up in the air and hopefully down again, but in between take-off and landing we just sit around and drink coffee all day!"
She smiled at my little joke and it was warm enough to melt me to a dribble - a dribble except for that bulge in my pants, which was threatening to burst through my uniform's trousers!
She stood between my seat and the first officer's and looked at all the dials and gauges. "So these tell you what the jumbo's doing?" she asked.