Most men would be overjoyed to return home from work to find three scantily clad women waiting for them.
Dr Cox was not most men, "Oh Dear God, what is this now!"
"It's good to see you too sweetie." Jordan said sarcastically, taking a gentle sip of her coffee before adding, "Where have you been?"
"Mm, let's see, saving lives, saving lives, saving lives, getting drunk, saving lives, saving lives, doing paperwork, getting more drunk, thinking about cheating on you, saving lives." Dr Cox listed off, holding up his hands and sticking out a finger for each activity for emphasis, "You know, the usual."
"Ah yes, your inflated sense of self-worth never ceases to amuse me." Jordan said with a disingenuous smile, "But do you know what I find more amusing?"
"Look, Jordan." Dr Cox said, knowing he had to tread carefully, "I've had a long, long day, and whatever this is I want no part of it. Sooooooo, how about you give me, oh, let's say an hour in here to watch sports and then you can do whatever the hell you want to-"
Dr Cox stopped midsentence as Jordan's footstool moved her head slightly to the side, revealing herself to be Carla Espinosa. That was the last thing Dr Cox had been expecting. Elliot Reid kneeling with her head down by becoming all too familiar sight in his home, and he was very used to seeing Jordan with numerous women surrounding her in various positions but he never thought Carla would be one of them. And he certainly never thought he'd see her in a porno version of a nurse's uniform, only identifiable as such by the little Red Cross on her hat as the garter belts, stockings and push-up bras she and the annoying blonde doctor were wearing left nothing to the imagination.
"I'm sorry, were you going to finish telling me how you were too tired for this?" Jordan questioned mockingly.
"So... what?" Dr Cox glared at Jordan, "You're doing me a favour? Letting me screw the only woman around here I can actually stand, whilst screwing over one of those knuckle dragging surgeons. No, wait... I get it. This is entrapment. I screw Carla and you hold it over my head for the rest of my life. Reminding me the only reason it happened was because of you. Is that it Jordan?"
"Half right." Jordan smirked, "See, I would never let you fuck Carla. Not because it would make you really happy, but because it would only confirm the fact that she isn't the one for you. Then you'd go looking for some other skank to fantasise about who might actually give you the time of day."
"Awww, you're afraid to lose me." Dr Cox interrupted, knowing for once he'd actually got one over on her.
"Hardly." Jordan gritted her teeth. She hated when it was implied she cared for anyone, especially when it was true. Getting back on track she continued, "We both know that no matter what dysfunctional relationship you might stumble ass backwards into you always come crawling back to me. It would be just a pain to have to remind you of that. Then again, even if I offered you Carla on a silver platter you'd just come up with some bull shit excuse, because she's your friend and in a relationship with someone you don't like but respect, and no matter how much you'd like to pretend otherwise you're just not that guy."
"I do not respect that bald-headed cutter!" Dr Cox grumbled.
"The point is, you're not as much of a jerk as you think you are." Jordan said, her softer side almost briefly showing for a second before she quickly added, "Then again your little protégé has been fucking me pretty regularly. Didn't know that did you? He feel so guilty about it. It's really kind of cute. He's even more of a girl than my little blonde pet, which is kind of got me thinking. My little blonde headed sex slave's previous relationships include a male nurse and your extremely feminine protégé, so is she really just a total dyke after all? Should I stop making her suck cock for my amusement? What do you think Perry?"
"I couldn't care less." Dr Cox shrugged dismissively. Then he realised where his ex-wife was going with this, "No. I am not having sex with Dr Barbie. There's no way-"
"I'll let you watch me fuck Carla." Jordan quickly interrupted, "We both know that'll be the closest you'll ever get to her, and it will give you something to fantasise about for the rest of your underachieving screwed up life. It'll also give you something over those newbies JD and Turk without having to worry that you're forcing someone you actually like to have sex with you."
Dr Cox paused for a moment, and then said, "Still not worth it."
"Ok, let's get into fantasyland for a second and pretend like you have a choice." Jordan sneered, before sweetening her tone slightly, "It would really turn me on to watch you fuck my little sex slave, so if you're willing to play nice you can fuck her in each and every one of her slutty holes. Then, if you're good, maybe I'll let you fuck me wherever I want. And if you're really good, maybe I'll even let you be on top."
A slight smile briefly crossed Dr Cox face. He quickly forced it away and thought long and hard about it. This wasn't the first time Jordan had tried to talk him into fucking the annoying blonde, but it was the first time she had done it with anyone present, a clear sign she believed this time she would succeed. If she didn't she would make him pay and then go back trying to force him to have sex with the life-size Barbie doll until eventually she got her way, so he might as well save himself some mental and potentially physical torture by just giving in now. Maybe then Jordan would just drop it.
"Just in case you were wondering she wants you to fuck her." Jordan said, turning her attention to the kneeling blonde, "Isn't that right twinkie?"
Looking up at Dr Cox for the first time since he came in Elliot seemed to demand his attention like never before with just her eyes in a way which despite himself Dr Cox found kind of sexy. Then Elliot softly said, "It's true. You're scary, and most of the time when I dream about you you're yelling at me, but sometimes you push me to my knees and make me suck your cock to prove how sorry I am for making yet another mistake. Then you'd spank me, and fuck me, and call me a stupid whore, and, and... it would make me so hot. And that was before my wonderful Mistress put me in my place. Now I'd love to serve you in the way I serve her. Be your little slut. Your cock sucker. Your anal whore. And yes, I'd say all this just to please my Mistress. I'd do anything to please my Mistress. But I mean it. I want you to fuck me."
