* COMMERCIAL *
The camera faded in from black, coming to focus on an exquisitely designed, restaurant-size kitchen. A woman stepped into frame, clad in skin tight light blue spandex with her fiery red hair tied up in a bun. The woman bent forward at the waist, thrusting her peachy ass into the air. The camera zoomed in tight, framing her perky, round cheeks as she rummaged through her kitchen cupboards.
"Oh, hi. Didn't see you there," she said, turning to face the camera. A blender and various foodstuffs were assembled across the worktop. "I'm Madelaine Petsch, and before I work out, I give my body the fuel it needs with this." She plucked a small bottle from the kitchen counter and held it up to the camera. "Slutamix. WhorObics' unique concoction of essential vitamins and minerals that is just bound to put a spring in your step. I love this stuff. Add this bad boy to the smoothie of your choice and you'll really feel that extra kick. Here's a little favourite of mine."
Madelaine checked off the list of ingredients, adding them to the blender one by one.
"Kale. Oats. Splash of almond milk. And of course, no shake is complete without a little protein. Boys."
Two men- one white, one black- stepped into frame, flanking the redhead from either side. Both were entirely nude and already sporting a pair of firm-looking hardons, two sets of oversized balls swinging down between their thighs.
"Wow!" said Madelaine, the camera zooming in as she cupped the black man's nuts. "Lots of protein in there, huh, guys? Right, let's get that out of there."
She curled her fingers around the black guy's tool and started jerking, her knuckles shuffling from bellened to base.
"It's better if it's freshly extracted," the actress grinned. "I only use the freshest ingredients and so should you."
She took hold of the white one and repeated the action, stroking both monsters in tandem.
"The more, the merrier, right, guys? Our bodies need all the fuel they can get, so don't be afraid to fill that blender to the brim."
She stroked them faster, both shafts throbbing in her manicured hands. A thick bead of precum formed in the black man's tip and Madelaine dropped to her knees for a closer inspection.
"Oooh, look at that. This guy's giving us a little sample. Remember, it's always best to try your ingredients before you add them to the mixture."
Madelaine poked out her tongue and lapped at the tip of his penis, scooping out a thick dollop of translucent goop. She smacked her lips together appreciatively, enjoying the salty flavour.
"Mmm, perfect! Rich in protein and tastes divine. Now let's try this one."
She turned to the white man and gripped him hard, squeezing the head until a second helping appeared in his wide open slit. She licked along the tip of his penis, gathering the precum that pooled there in copious volume.
"Ooh, that one's good too! Honestly can't decide which one I like better."
She turned to the black guy and tasted him again, then back to the white one, extracting further goop from his urethra.
"Mmm, both are delicious! And should taste great all mixed together. I'm getting thirsty just thinking about it!"
She jacked them harder and Madelaine felt the black one throb in the palm of her hand.
"Ooo! I think this one's ready."
She rose to her feet, hand clasped firmly around the coal dark schlong as she aimed it at the rim of the blender. A few more strokes and his bellend erupted, hot spurts of cum jetting from the tip of his prick. Cum splashed up the sides of the blender, leaving a murky trail across the plastic as it dripped down into the bowl.
"Damn!" said Madelaine, brown eyes bulging as further ropes of seed squirted from the black man's tip. "That's a lot, huh?"
She squeezed hard at the head of his penis, coaxing out the last few beads of cum.
"Make sure you get it all out. Don't let a drop go to waste."
She continued to squeeze at the black man's crown, not stopping until she'd wrung out every last drop.
"OK, now the other one."
She gripped the white one and jacked it furiously, the swollen crown getting angry and red.
"Mmm, this is gonna be a big one, I can tell. Come on, baby. Shoot that wad."
No further encouragement was required and as Madelaine's hand slid down the length of his shaft, the stud let loose, dressing the remaining ingredients with a hearty splash of gentleman's relish.
"Phew! Look at that, guys," said Madelaine, holding the blender up to the nearest camera.
The cup was filled halfway with the various ingredients, the key component making up the lion's share.
"Looks good, huh? Then all you gotta do is mix it together."
Madelaine pushed the button and the blender whirred into action, whisking the concoction into a viscous, off-white fluid. She popped the lid off the blender, pouring the mixture into a tall glass tumbler.
"Doesn't that look yummy? Let's give it a try."
She put the glass to her lips and tipped her head back, gulping a creamy mouthful.
"Mmm, delicious!" She gave a chef's kiss of approval, a thick moustache of spunk and kale left behind on her upper lip. "Well, that is just perfect. A few mouthfuls of this and I'll be good to go for hours on end. It's chock full of energy, tastes incredible and it's all thanks to this." She held up a small bottle and the camera zoomed in close. "Slutamix from WhorObics. Available now from all good health stores and WhorObics.com. Power your workout the right way with Slutamix. Order now!"
* END OF COMMERCIAL *
The camera swept smoothly across the TV studio, accompanied by an excerpt of the show's main theme, and an overlay of the familiar title card. Panning across the studio audience, it finally settled upon the host, Perv Griffin, and the buxom guest that was stood by his side. Freshly cleaned and with her red hair fluffed and makeup reapplied, Christina Hendricks had been returned to her former glory. Stuffed tight into a new red dress, her incredible FF tits looked bigger than ever, all but spilling from her low cut bodice.
