Note: Courtney Barnett has a penis in this and set early in her career: 2014 to be precise. This is all fictional and do not read if you aren't interested. You have been warned.
It was a hot day on the Australian Outback with an eerie calmness in the air. Little was going on at first. Meanwhile, a car was driving by with a single passenger. The driver was the famous up-and-coming rocker Courtney Barnett, who had just gotten back from shooting a music video for the song Avant Gardener.
Courtney had a visible bulge in her pants as she got out of her car. Notably, she wasn't always this way. She once was drugged at a party by a fan in Melbourne in 2013 with a controversial drug that turns pussies into dicks. She didn't remember any of the details given her memory was wiped that night while remember the shock of waking up and moaning "Oi, I've got a schlong where my pussy used to be." Despite her initial shock, especially after a doctor told her she couldn't ever get her pussy back, she became a huge fan of jerking off. Also, Courtney liked peeing while standing up now given it was biologically possible now.
Courtney's penis was 9 inches long and visibly circumcised. She had two testicles
that looked like very large grapes that hung in a scrotum at the base of her penis. One odd quirk of her penis was that, while it did not change Courtney's homosexual orientation, it responded differently depending on the nationality and race of the subject that it back when she had a pussy.
For some unknown reason, Courtney's penis only could get hard if the subject was white(or white-passing) and Aussie, and with great difficulty, a white(or white-passing) kiwi. She discovered this when she discovered Kristen Dunst couldn't get her hard at all but Emily Browning made her hard quite easily and tried it with other actresses and singers with identical results. Of course, Courtney was happy with the results anyway during her "training sessions" where she jerked off as she was a proud red-blooded Aussie and felt she could only relate to a fellow Aussie anyway even if her penis didn't work that way .
For obvious reasons, it helped that Courtney herself was Aussie and lived in Melbourne, meaning it was easy for her to make her penis happy. Courtney was careful never to have intercourse, as she never wanted to knock up anyone. Courtney also felt content just being blown by her fans and never stripped fully naked when intimate with said fans. Given how devoted Courtney was to her music as a rising star, she didn't have time for a serious girlfriend. To satisfy her sapphic thirsts, Courtney felt satisfied having her fans blow her when on tour in her home country. It did not hurt that her lush hair and beautiful blue eyes made an impression on many of her fans.
Meanwhile, back in the present on the remote Australian Outback, the singer was all by herself and there wasn't a human being in sight yet Courtney was horny as hell. First, the singer took her black shoes and corresponding socks off to free her toes from their confines so she could feel the soil underneath her feet. Courtney loved the sensation of feeling connected to the land, given she was an earthy woman. Courtney did not mind how hot the ground was and her mind was in a dirtier place anyway, as there was a bulge in her pants