My name is Andrew, and I am a chauffeur to some of the biggest names in Hollywood. Tonight I was stood beside my limo outside a large Hollywood theatre, waiting for my passenger to leave the music awards.
After a couple of minutes, I watched the tall blonde emerge from the theatre, wearing a figure-hugging white dress with black stripes.
"Hello, Miss Swift," I said as I opened the door for her to climb in.
"Hello, Andrew," she replied as she ducked into the car. It was rare for a celebrity to address me by name, but Taylor Swift was one of my friendliest passengers. "God, these awards are stressful. How far away is my hotel?"
"About twenty minutes, Miss Swift," I replied as I started the engine and pulled away.
"Could you put up the partition, please?" she asked. This seemed like a strange request, as I'd driven for Taylor Swift a few times now, but she'd never asked this before. Regardless, I did as she wished and rolled up the partition.
For some reason or another, when my limousine had been built, the partition window had been put in the wrong way, meaning that it was only opaque for anybody looking from the back. From the driver's compartment, it was just a transparent window.
I glanced in my rear view mirror as I pulled up to a set of traffic lights, and I realised that the blonde starlet had pulled the hem of her dress up to her hips, giving me a direct view of her white lacy underwear. I tried to stay professional and keep my eyes on the road, but I couldn't resist another quick glance.